Supporters' Status Giveaway - A giveaway? Chicks love those!

[Broken Pussy]

Hey guys! /Kailyn

If you are a forum member who doesn't already have a nifty "true and honest fan" tag, post here to enter, and, and for the winner of the giveaway, I'll donate money to the forum in order to make you a Supporter. It comes with access to a Supporters-only area of the forum and a few more ratings in addition to the ones you already have.

I could insert something here about random number generators or whatever, but truthfully, I'll probably just pick whoever makes the post I like the best.

Shout-out to @entropyseekswork, because she suggested this thread.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I would like that tag without having to pay. I think I have the minimum required autism.

 

[oasys]

If you don't give it to me you're homophobic.

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

I want it and this way is a good way since when donny long gets the list of supporters he'll find BP's info and murder her not me

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

So there's this taxi driver who picks up a nun one evening. They make some small talk during the drive and the taxi driver says, "can I confess something to you?" The nun says sure and the guy continues: "It's always been my biggest fantasy to kiss a nun."

The nun thinks about that for a minute and replies, "well, I might be able to help you with that, but under two conditions. One, you have to be single, and two, you must be a Catholic."

The nun isn't the prettiest or anything, but when a life-long dream could be fulfilled, who cares, right? Excitedly, the guy goes, "I am a Catholic, and single!" So the nun joins him in the front seat and they kiss. As the thrill dies down, the driver hangs his head in shame. "I'm so sorry, I have sinned. I lied, I'm actually married, and not religious at all."

"That's okay," replies the nun. "My name is actually Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

 

[pozilei]

That's a pretty cool idea, it helps our Dear Leader and ensures we all get to keep mocking our fav cows! I'm mainly replying because of the 100 times I wanted to rate something 'horrifying' but couldn't

Good luck to all who may enter!

 

[Orth]

I don't really care one way or the other, but I am very lazy and don't want to do the work to give Null money.

 

[JoonTroon]

Thread's over, folks. No need to post any more now that I've already won.

 

[Mellorine]

Posting so that later I can edit in a fabulously witty post that will be so good you'll have no choice but to give it to me.

Or not. Probably not.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Thread's over, folks. No need to post any more now that I've already won.
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Way to steal my art you shitlord.

@Broken Pussy

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Give me free shit

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm just excited that the prize did not involve anyone's vagina long with their doxx info.
That's right, this site is not funded by Islam or Bill Cosby.

 

[JE 765]

Quick edit: I feel like I probably should've added more, but I've been known for my brevity. You're a neat person for doing this, either way.

Good luck to everyone else!

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I like to dance in a kiddiepool full of banana ketchup, in yellow booty shorts to the greatest hits collection of the "Spice Girls" crying and furiously masturbating.

Did I win?

 

[nad7155]

If you are a forum member who doesn't already have a nifty "true and honest fan" tag, post here to enter, and, and for the winner of the giveaway, I'll donate money to the forum in order to make you a Supporter.

This is a really nice idea, and I applaud you for being that generous, but you might want to think about it more before you actually pay.

 

[LulzKiller]

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[RADICALGOBLIN]

i hear screaming down the hallways
because your gay
your a giant faggot
you should kill yourself

 

[Un Platano]

Just paypal me the twenty bucks and we'll call it good.

 

[Country Matters]

ngl i just want supporters so i can rate things 'horrifying' and 'semper fidelis'

semper fidelis to all are armed broken pussys

 

[Captain Toad]

To be honest, I can't think of anything funny to say here. So here's a kitten.