Supporters' Status Giveaway - A giveaway? Chicks love those!

[GG Allin]

i would post a picture of a lot of cats if there wouldn't be a fat, red cat lying on my arm right now

 

[Kataomoi00]

I'm cheap... I'll post puppy videos

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I vote @Kilted Gentleman.

 

[a dinosaur]

I'm in. Here's a picture I downloaded and saved for some reason:

 

[King Zora]

I'm only entering to make others slightly less likely to win. You're welcome.

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

I vote @Kilted Gentleman.

I vote @Kiwi Jeff !

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

Wait there's voting? Awww man.

 

[MistressCaridad]

I'd love to have supporter status so I can show some of the degenerate fucks who post in their own threads how horrifying I think they are.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

[white noise post]

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

[white noise post]

With how long you've been here, I'm really surprised that you don't have supporters' yet.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Moose? Kittens? Puppies? Fucking amateurs.

Behold! A fawn cleaning a kitten.

or how about nuzzling?

In all seriousness though, either @JoonTroon or @Rumpled Foreskin should probably win if were aiming to make you laugh. That was pretty fucking funny.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

Oh man, how long has it been since I got free stickers? It's just not the same if you pay for 'em. Anyway, yes, I would very much like some stickers (and the other stuff too I guess~)

 

[January Cyst]

I am a jew and therefore deserve this without having to part with my shekels

 

[Yutyrannus]

I don't have anything funny to say tbh so I'll be dead honest and say that I'm here just because I want it

 

[Mason Verger]

Willing to back hack the net for this status. I'd buy it myself, but my paren.. My roommates watch my finances pretty closely. If you don't choose me.. Well, you'll have made a VERY powerful enemy today. Good day to you.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Willing to back hack the net for this status. I'd buy it myself, but my paren.. My roommates watch my finances pretty closely. If you don't choose me.. Well, you'll have made a VERY powerful enemy today. Good day to you.

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A cat, a Hannibal name, and you threatened me. We have a contender!

 

[El Porko Fako]

I am a jew and therefore deserve this without having to part with my shekels

Did you forget already silly? You're going to a nice Jewish boy camp this summer. You're not going to have internet where you go, and wouldn't even use the new shiny forums. I think this song was playing in the online brochure. Sounded like a good time.

 

[Mason Verger]

A cat, a Hannibal name, and you threatened me. We have a contender!

To sweeten the deal, willing to send you my entire Hannibal season 4 fan fiction. Excerpt:

Starling approaches the last cell slowly, the click of her sensible shoes echo down the dark hallway. Barney had placed a chair for her in front of his cell. She stands beside it, suddenly aware of her heartbeat, hoping that he wouldn't notice as well.

"It's good to see you again, Clarise." He speaks, and steps forward from the shadows. Echoes again.

"I wish I could say the same.." Starling says. Crawfords warnings flash across her mind.
"Mr. Graham..."

Reverse slow tracking shot down hallway.

Fade to black.
Credits roll to Trampled by Turtles cover of "Where is my mind?"

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm always up to try and get free stuff. Here's a cool picture representing my love and acceptance of all our diverse lolcows.

Also, here's my cat:

(More cat pics can be had upon request)

 

[A Skeleton]

finally... time for me to demonstrate my field of expertise

and last but not least