- Joined
- Nov 14, 2012
- Highlight
- #1
There are concerted efforts to demonetize this site and punish me for hosting it. I cannot use traditional payment processors like PayPal, Stripe, Braintree, Patreon, et cetera. Donating to the site is very convoluted but is the only way to do it. The site's operating expenses exceed $1000/mo because I have to buy far more infrastructure than a traditional website in order to handle our immense complaint volume. Traditional hosting hosting are not an option for us and I have to spend a lot to keep us alive. This is done without the benefit of any parent company or sponsor. The only reason I can afford to do this is because of small dollar donors. I am unemployable because of reputational damage done in association with the site; if I could work a regular job doing IT I would and I have tried.
True & Honest is $20, one-time.
Bitcoin (or other Cryptocurrency)
It's easy, it's more valuable to me than USD, and once you learn how to buy it they can never, ever take that know-how from you.
Seriously, just do it.
https://www.buybitcoinworldwide.com/
Keep in mind that no information supplied in "Description" or "Notes" or "Purpose" fields are a part of the Blockchain. I only see amount. If you want to claim T&H, you must PM me.
My Wallets (As of January 10th, 2023)
These are our cryptocurrency addresses. I rotate them spontaneously for privacy reasons. It is preferred you use the most recent one listed here. If you'd like to contribute in a different cryptocurrency, contact me. If you would like a unique donation address, please PM me and ask for one. (There is no direct privacy risk using these, but some people prefer a unique one. XMR is always private.)
COINBASE WARNING: Do NOT directly send cryptocurrency from Coinbase (or any central exchange) to these wallets. I have been informed that they are closing accounts for trying to send crypto to them. If you are going to use Coinbase, send the money to your own wallet first (i.e. Electrum), and then send it from there. Alternatively, ask me for a different address. Cashapp and PayPal crypto users should also ask me for a private wallet.
BTC: bc1qvghgzdewy7tar78uy29ypqjwaur3ueecknln69 (Segwit)
ETH: 0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f
BAT: 0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f (BAT is an ERC-20 token and attaches to ETH wallets)
LTC: ltc1qks2m7hvmhs3c20zrfvptv9pvk82p8g70sgw5mk
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino
If you're interested in contributing other cryptos I'm open to it, email me.
Kinesis Money
Kinesis is an online exchange that offers crypto but is unique in that it also offers Gold/Silver (referral). Some people don't want to send crypto. This is just as easy and it can be redeemed for physical metal.
Cash / Check (Cheque) / Money Order
Lolcow LLC
PO Box 8158
South Charleston, WV 25303
We accept USPS Money Orders and Personal/Business Checks. Please, do not send cash. Make payable to Lolcow LLC.
USPS money orders are convenient and anonymous. They cost $2.10 to send up to $500, or $3 to send up to $1000. Please, do not send money orders from Walmart or WesternUnion (WU) because they cannot be deposited directly by our bank. Only send money orders form the United States Postal Service (USPS).
Money orers require an envelope and postage. Do not attempt to mail the money order like a postcard.
Checks will take 2 weeks to settle. Do not send anything to this address you want to be received by me personally.
The User ID is suggested to help ensure I can read your username and find your account. Your user ID is found in the URL of your profile. For instance, mine is:
This is the number after the period. Yours will probably be 5 or 6 digits long.
Cash is not accepted because the mail guy e-deposit checks for me. He can't e-deposit cash, so I let him take any cash he receives.
Brave & BAT
Brave's Basic Attention Token was an ECR-20 token available to all users of the Brave Browser that rewarded people for permitting ads on their system with cryptocurrency. You could then either go through an invasive and personally identifying know-your-customer (KYC) process to claim it directly, or simply donate that money to someone who has done KYC. The Kiwi Farms was a part of this program (in a limited capacity due to deplatforming) and received quite a bit of money.
However, at some point, the SEC forced Brave Foundation to tighten their belts and make everyone go through KYC. Very few people are willing to do this for pennies, so now I don't shill it as anything other than a privacy browser (which is fine for most people, but true privacy schizos hate it due to their aforementioned ad program).
Gift Card
As of April 2023, I cannot accept gift cards. After #DropKiwiFarms, troons harassed my virtual office and Wyoming registered agent into resignation. This resignation and downtime caused me to lose access to a card processor I had been using to scan giftcards.
Privacy.com
Privacy.com is a way to create gift cards online without revealing any of your own details to the merchant. Users wanting to get a gift card online could have used this to send them without physically buying on. It's still a decent privacy system but a lot of online retailers have found ways to ban them for some reason.
Bank Transfer (ACH) / CashApp / Zelle / Venmo / Others
Cash apps have made it increasingly difficult to use them (blocking VPNs, requiring humiliating ID+face selfie rituals, etc) so I do not entertain them anymore.
True & Honest is $20, one-time.
Bitcoin (or other Cryptocurrency)
It's easy, it's more valuable to me than USD, and once you learn how to buy it they can never, ever take that know-how from you.
Seriously, just do it.
https://www.buybitcoinworldwide.com/
Keep in mind that no information supplied in "Description" or "Notes" or "Purpose" fields are a part of the Blockchain. I only see amount. If you want to claim T&H, you must PM me.
My Wallets (As of January 10th, 2023)
These are our cryptocurrency addresses. I rotate them spontaneously for privacy reasons. It is preferred you use the most recent one listed here. If you'd like to contribute in a different cryptocurrency, contact me. If you would like a unique donation address, please PM me and ask for one. (There is no direct privacy risk using these, but some people prefer a unique one. XMR is always private.)
COINBASE WARNING: Do NOT directly send cryptocurrency from Coinbase (or any central exchange) to these wallets. I have been informed that they are closing accounts for trying to send crypto to them. If you are going to use Coinbase, send the money to your own wallet first (i.e. Electrum), and then send it from there. Alternatively, ask me for a different address. Cashapp and PayPal crypto users should also ask me for a private wallet.
BTC: bc1qvghgzdewy7tar78uy29ypqjwaur3ueecknln69 (Segwit)
ETH: 0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f
BAT: 0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f (BAT is an ERC-20 token and attaches to ETH wallets)
LTC: ltc1qks2m7hvmhs3c20zrfvptv9pvk82p8g70sgw5mk
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino
If you're interested in contributing other cryptos I'm open to it, email me.
Kinesis Money
Kinesis is an online exchange that offers crypto but is unique in that it also offers Gold/Silver (referral). Some people don't want to send crypto. This is just as easy and it can be redeemed for physical metal.
Lolcow LLC
PO Box 8158
South Charleston, WV 25303
We accept USPS Money Orders and Personal/Business Checks. Please, do not send cash. Make payable to Lolcow LLC.
USPS money orders are convenient and anonymous. They cost $2.10 to send up to $500, or $3 to send up to $1000. Please, do not send money orders from Walmart or WesternUnion (WU) because they cannot be deposited directly by our bank. Only send money orders form the United States Postal Service (USPS).
Money orers require an envelope and postage. Do not attempt to mail the money order like a postcard.
Checks will take 2 weeks to settle. Do not send anything to this address you want to be received by me personally.
The User ID is suggested to help ensure I can read your username and find your account. Your user ID is found in the URL of your profile. For instance, mine is:
This is the number after the period. Yours will probably be 5 or 6 digits long.
Cash is not accepted because the mail guy e-deposit checks for me. He can't e-deposit cash, so I let him take any cash he receives.
Old Methods
These are methods I cannot accept.Brave & BAT
Brave's Basic Attention Token was an ECR-20 token available to all users of the Brave Browser that rewarded people for permitting ads on their system with cryptocurrency. You could then either go through an invasive and personally identifying know-your-customer (KYC) process to claim it directly, or simply donate that money to someone who has done KYC. The Kiwi Farms was a part of this program (in a limited capacity due to deplatforming) and received quite a bit of money.
However, at some point, the SEC forced Brave Foundation to tighten their belts and make everyone go through KYC. Very few people are willing to do this for pennies, so now I don't shill it as anything other than a privacy browser (which is fine for most people, but true privacy schizos hate it due to their aforementioned ad program).
Gift Card
As of April 2023, I cannot accept gift cards. After #DropKiwiFarms, troons harassed my virtual office and Wyoming registered agent into resignation. This resignation and downtime caused me to lose access to a card processor I had been using to scan giftcards.
Privacy.com
Privacy.com is a way to create gift cards online without revealing any of your own details to the merchant. Users wanting to get a gift card online could have used this to send them without physically buying on. It's still a decent privacy system but a lot of online retailers have found ways to ban them for some reason.
Bank Transfer (ACH) / CashApp / Zelle / Venmo / Others
Cash apps have made it increasingly difficult to use them (blocking VPNs, requiring humiliating ID+face selfie rituals, etc) so I do not entertain them anymore.
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