Surgeons extracted a banana wrapped in a condom that a man ate in a hormonal tantrum - voila! health

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Surgeons extracted a banana wrapped in a condom that a man ate in a hormonal tantrum - voila! health​

1/31/2023, 11:53:27 PM

The "normally healthy" man admitted he swallowed the banana-filled condom during a "hormonal tantrum" 24 hours earlier - causing a severe intestinal blockage




The patient was discharged home three days after the operation, recovered and returned to his normal life.

The case report states: "Two weeks after the operation, he is eating a low-fiber diet, without nausea or vomiting. His stools are normal and the pain is well controlled."

In an examination conducted six months after the incident, it was written that "the patient continues to show normal bowel patterns. He was able to slowly resume his active lifestyle and does not seem worried."

The final result (photo: screenshot, cureus.com/)

It was the first known case of a person swallowing a banana inside a condom, according to the study.

The authors noted that small bowel obstructions are rare and usually result from "swallowing drug-filled condoms intended for drug smuggling."

 

[AgendaPoster]

Now that you know what we have to deal with inside hospitals, I expect more appreciation for medics (real ones, not tranny-enablers) from the Kiwirealms

 

[Agarathium1066]

So many questions. But this here. Is "hormonal tantrum" code word for "he was on drugs"? Is he practising to be a drug mule?

Because unless "he" is actually an FTM troon, "hormonal tantrum" is an odd and specific phrase to use.

Women out there flipping their shit and eating condom bananas. Potentially.

Or just a straight crazy motherfucker doing crazy things.

 

[SofondaCox]

Practicing to mule drugs or suck cocks. Either way, gross.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Gotta say that is not the end I expected the condom banana would go in.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Hormonal tantrum?

It sounds like when that guy was like "WHERE TEH FUCK IS MY PENIS???" while at a hospital. I think it was in a recent article about detransitioners.

 

[realitysurf]

Hormonal tantrum? What, was this a tranny? There's so much context that we aren't getting here.

Most likely someone attempting to move drugs and just talking out of his ass, but it'd probably be likely for it to be an adverse reaction to anabolic steroids than it being a tranny. Anabolics exasperate your personality and actions, and do much weirder shit. I saw a story of a guy who developed an intense lust for sucking tranny cock because he was on tren ace. The more neurotoxic compounds can really fuck you up, but something like a Fluoxymesterone will give you that true roid rage.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Hormonal tantrum? The correct term is testerical.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

He could have been like the guy on Chubby Emu that flipped out at the "DO NOT EAT" warnings on silica packets telling him what to do and ate a bowl of them in milk like cereal in a fit of rage.

 

[Bersball]

"normal" lmao - I see we're using the most liberal interpretation of words in journalism yet again.

To be fair, they do say his normal life, not an average sane persons normal life.

 

[Slap47]

Are "hormonal tantrums" a normal trans thing?

 

[Fomo Hoire]

Are "hormonal tantrums" a normal trans thing?

No, that would make MtFs more realistic. Troons just get regular manchild tantrums.

 

[Rotter]

Wow, what a great audience! My next song is called: "Surgeons extracted a banana wrapped in a condom that a man ate in a hormonal tantrum".

 

[Dysnomia]

Most likely someone attempting to move drugs and just talking out of his ass, but it'd probably be likely for it to be an adverse reaction to anabolic steroids than it being a tranny. Anabolics exasperate your personality and actions, and do much weirder shit. I saw a story of a guy who developed an intense lust for sucking tranny cock because he was on tren ace. The more neurotoxic compounds can really fuck you up, but something like a Fluoxymesterone will give you that true roid rage.

People are so openly degenerate now that an excuse like that can fly. Unless it's a tranny. In which case the hormones and the degeneracy are a bad but hilarious combo. I was also thinking furry.