Surtur and littlebiscuits guide to F.A.T.A.L

[littlebiscuits]

Well that's...specific...

 

[Surtur]

OH SWEET FREYA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

 

[littlebiscuits]

wait, okay. So if the troll commits adultery and has her anus seal, how does she ever poop again? WHY IS THIS GAME ASKING ME TO THINK ABOUT THIS?

 

[Dollars2010]

Reading this killed me.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Uh, trolls? That seems a bit excessive..

 

[Surtur]

NO HOMO

 

[littlebiscuits]

NO HOMO

Lesbians are OK; JERKS ARE NOT!

 

[Dollars2010]

NO HOMO

L_BT!

 

[Randall Fragg]

NO HOMO

Who wrote this?
This sounds like something the Wizards would play and take seriously.

 

[Surtur]

Spoiler

The rape portion of the Justice section is just what you would expect.

 

[littlebiscuits]

 

[Surtur]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

 

[Randall Fragg]

Okay, who wants to play a game of this. I'll be Elliot the Wizard. I've got a Glock of +1 creepiness and magical Sooper-Dooper-Rapin Armor.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Okay, who wants to play a game of this. I'll be Elliot the Wizard. I've got a Glock of +1 creepiness and magical Sooper-Dooper-Rapin Armor.

No, you can't chose your class, silly! You role for your class, which you roll for based on your race, birth and anal circumference. So you have about as equal a chance of being a wizard and being a ...

 

[Surtur]

WHY

 

[c-no]

WHY

To summon the Gogolthan?

 

[littlebiscuits]

 

[Surtur]

When a game requires a roll for you to take a piss....

 

[Surtur]

 

[Burned Man]

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO ROLL A d10,000,000?!

My guess is you are rolling for each individual sperm.
So if you roll an asexual character do you win and not have to roll for most of this stuff>?