Surtur and littlebiscuits guide to F.A.T.A.L

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of course there's a urination modifier. Of course. I mean, who hasn't had to pee for two days straight, right?
 
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I just love the random magical effects you get if you mess up spell-casting.
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Yes, you read that right, 2000 random effects.
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Nice to know how complete this game is
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What game isn't complete without the risk of gaining an anal fetish for ogres from spellcasting?
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And in case you were wondering what Fatal the spell is...
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Honestly I'd say that the party mage messing up their first spell and getting the 1 in 2000 chance of destroying the world with no saves allowed would be a pretty good way to end a FATAL game.
 
Quipy said:
I just love the random magical effects you get if you mess up spell-casting.
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Yes, you read that right, 2000 random effects.
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Nice to know how complete this game is
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What game isn't complete without the risk of gaining an anal fetish for ogres from spellcasting?
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And in case you were wondering what Fatal the spell is...
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Honestly I'd say that the party mage messing up their first spell and getting the 1 in 2000 chance of destroying the world with no saves allowed would be a pretty good way to end a FATAL game.
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Some effects just look useless like refusing to cut nails but the Fatal spell may as well be the best since it means not letting the terrible game of FATAL drag on.
 
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Quipy said:
I just love the random magical effects you get if you mess up spell-casting.
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Yes, you read that right, 2000 random effects.
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Nice to know how complete this game is
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What game isn't complete without the risk of gaining an anal fetish for ogres from spellcasting?
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And in case you were wondering what Fatal the spell is...
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Honestly I'd say that the party mage messing up their first spell and getting the 1 in 2000 chance of destroying the world with no saves allowed would be a pretty good way to end a FATAL game.
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You know, the idea of a bigass list of random effects that happen if you screw up a spell is kind of funny. But again, the list shows FATAL's obsession with rape. If it had things like "A pack of velociraptors appears, attacks enemies", or "a landing boat full if very confused Marines appears; Marines begin asking if they're near Okanowa", or something like might be funny. Or the worst rolls of all, "Bryan Hall appears, begins rolling insane amounts of dice for every action, all enemies bored to death, roll for sanity" and "Bryan Hall appears, begins describing his perverse rape fantasies in graphic detail; all enemies run away in horror, roll for sanity."
 
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Randall Fragg said:
You know, the idea of a bigass list of random effects that happen if you screw up a spell is kind of funny. But again, the list shows FATAL's obsession with rape. If it had things like "A pack of velociraptors appears, attacks enemies", or "a landing boat full if very confused Marines appears; Marines begin asking if they're near Okanowa", or something like might be funny. Or the worst rolls of all, "Bryan Hall appears, begins rolling insane amounts of dice for every action, all enemies bored to death, roll for sanity" and "Bryan Hall appears, begins describing his perverse rape fantasies in graphic detail; all enemies run away in horror, roll for sanity."
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Would the critical fail in rolling for sanity involves casting the FATAL spell, which while kills everyone, at least stops Byron's description of his perverse rape fantasies?
 
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Okay, I forgot about this for (quite a long time), sorry guys. If the brave volunteers are still willing, I'm ready to GM the game that should never be played.

@Not There , @Burned Man , @Captain Lhurgoyf , @Randall Fragg ;

If you're still ready, it's time to gird your loin manfully and take up the panoply of war.

I'll start as soon as I get confirmation from my original brave idiots. If anyone else is bugfuck crazy enough to want to jump in, now's the time.
 
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Dynastia said:
Okay, I forgot about this for (quite a long time), sorry guys. If the brave volunteers are still willing, I'm ready to GM the game that should never be played.

@Not There , @Burned Man , @Captain Lhurgoyf , @Randall Fragg ;

If you're still ready, it's time to gird your loin manfully and take up the panoply of war.

I'll start as soon as I get confirmation from my original brave idiots. If anyone else is bugfuck crazy enough to want to jump in, now's the time.
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Aye, you have my little girl fists.
 
I'm in. Aaaaall the way in. Tell me what to roll and when.
 
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That's the spirit. The chargen program is bugged and returns too many kobolds, so first roll your race manually.

It's on Page 9. Then run the chargen program, choosing the race you selected but leaving everything else random. Post your results and you're mostly done, but there's a few more rolls that need to be made to finish it up.
 
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