Infected Sword Enthusiasts - folded up to a million times!

[Womacker]

Stupid ringmail plebs. Platemail is the only way to be a real man.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I was a flea market knife dealer for a while. Even did a couple of conventions. Ended up supplying the local LARP group with wall hangers and cosplay replicas. Holy fuck, the stories I could tell. They had a 12 year old brony that was cringe incarnate. He made up "spells" (bean bags larpers would throw at each other) with marker drawings of his pony OC. I saw him once running down the street in high heels.

Some guy I nicknamed Edgelord McFedora, complete with naruto headband and lisp, once ordered some ridiculous bleach sword from me. Came back an hour later screaming at me, the only bits I could make out through the lispy tard rage were "perfect swords shouldn't break" and "couldn't even cut a soda bottle in half". He ended up throwing the broken wall hanger at me and storming back to presumably his mom's minivan.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I was a flea market knife dealer for a while. Even did a couple of conventions. Ended up supplying the local LARP group with wall hangers and cosplay replicas. Holy fuck, the stories I could tell. They had a 12 year old brony that was cringe incarnate. He made up "spells" (bean bags larpers would throw at each other) with marker drawings of his pony OC. I saw him once running down the street in high heels.

Some guy I nicknamed Edgelord McFedora, complete with naruto headband and lisp, once ordered some ridiculous bleach sword from me. Came back an hour later screaming at me, the only bits I could make out through the lispy tard rage were "perfect swords shouldn't break" and "couldn't even cut a soda bottle in half". He ended up throwing the broken wall hanger at me and storming back to presumably his mom's minivan.

Can you tell us more?

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I was a flea market knife dealer for a while. Even did a couple of conventions. Ended up supplying the local LARP group with wall hangers and cosplay replicas. Holy fuck, the stories I could tell. They had a 12 year old brony that was cringe incarnate. He made up "spells" (bean bags larpers would throw at each other) with marker drawings of his pony OC. I saw him once running down the street in high heels.

Some guy I nicknamed Edgelord McFedora, complete with naruto headband and lisp, once ordered some ridiculous bleach sword from me. Came back an hour later screaming at me, the only bits I could make out through the lispy tard rage were "perfect swords shouldn't break" and "couldn't even cut a soda bottle in half". He ended up throwing the broken wall hanger at me and storming back to presumably his mom's minivan.

Go on...

 

[DykesDykesChina]

fat swordsmen is my favorite meme

It's not so much the extra ham on their bodies than their faces that get me. In their attempt to look like a tough warrior and his nakey damsel in distress, they just come across sad and melancholic like they just figured out that their lifes are horribly empty.

 

[Super Collie]

Every time I see that picture of the two overweight people I keep thinking "Fat Lowtax".

 

[Trombonista]

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I hereby dub this guy Marimoron.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Spoiler: All my melee weapons

 

[Van Darkholme]

Spoiler: All my melee weapons

I am ashamed of myself for recognizing that weeaboo sword (the blue one).

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Spoiler: All my melee weapons

Of course he has a My Little Pony icon. Of course.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Spoiler: All my melee weapons

Is that top one literally a stick with a nail in it?

Dude, don't loot goblins. They don't carry shit.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

From what I understand, he doesn't normally wear that stuff. It was just sort of the "theme" for that video.

Here's him dressed as an assassin to make fun of the cool guys always wearing hoods.

Well, if that's the case, the guy's ok in my books.

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Note how the guy is unable to balance even just for a second in that ridiculous One Piece pose.

Now that's not how you do it. You have to wear chainmail above an Iron Maiden T-Shirt to show how tough you are, an "I NY" Shirt won't do!

Stupid ringmail plebs. Platemail is the only way to be a real man.

Humbug, I say, humbug! Only a western coward hides behind plate armor! Now allow me to excrutiatingly explain to you, how I'd slice you open with my 100$ Katana step by step!

 

[The Dude]

Is that top one literally a stick with a nail in it?

Psshhh...NO! OBVIOUSLY it's a wooden morning star!

 

[Jerkop In Training]

Every time I see that picture of the two overweight people I keep thinking "Fat Lowtax".

i think that they're trying to breed a munchlax

 

[Abethedemon]

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Sorry for offtopic rating, but the first one IS A KID. A kid dressed up as a knight for play. A kid enjoying himself.

The second one is spot-on, though.

 

[c-no]

Sorry for offtopic rating, but the first one IS A KID. A kid dressed up as a knight for play. A kid enjoying himself.
The second one is spot-on, though.

Yeah, with the first one, the kid does get an excuse because it could just be for some event. The second one would hit the nail due to being an adult wielding a fantasy larp sword while trying to look tough. If anything, this image along with the second image would be more spot on than the first image.

 

[Chemical snorfare]

For anyone wanting less autistic videos on this stuff Matt Easton @Scholagladiatora is quite good.

Coincidentally, I went down the rabbit tube a few months back watching sword people on YT. I was wondering if this guy would get a mention as he stood out as being not entirely insane.

 

[MysticMisty]

Micro penis alert!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Yeah, with the first one, the kid does get an excuse because it could just be for some event. The second one would hit the nail due to being an adult wielding a fantasy larp sword while trying to look tough. If anything, this image along with the second image would be more spot on than the first image.
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Is that a fucking fruit basket?