Infected Sword Enthusiasts - folded up to a million times!

[DykesDykesChina]

how come no one spergs over spears? they're far more effective then swords and would beat a sword 9 times out of 10

How many animes are there about spears?

This, and spears can only be chucked. A sword you can whirl about dramatically, showing off your amazing skills.

 

[lolwut]

This, and spears can only be chucked. A sword you can whirl about dramatically, showing off your amazing skills.

Nah, you can totally do that with spears, too.

Spoiler: Dank spear moves

Super Collie hit it on the nose, really. It's just not animu enough to twirl a stick when you can prance around with an over-sized katana in your back yard.

 

[c-no]

why do these sword losers love kilts so much

as if being an autist that loves a useless weapon, they gotta fag it up with kilts and even worse utilikilts

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/33/7a/81/337a8109910dc26fe702497200516180.jpg

Why they love kilts? Probably because they think it makes them look like some bad-ass barbarian from a Frazetta painting or something.

 

[XH 502]

It's probably best to keep the intricate discussion about the merits of the different weapons in the Off-topic thread and focus on posting spergs with weapons


Nah, I think your and Husbando's posts were both interesting and informative, certainly fit the topic matter, just hoping that the thread won't delve too deep into the practical merits of swords vs. other weapons.

As per the topic I think @Super Collie 's assessment that they aren't often seen in media, and The Knife's Husbando's answer that they're rather sizeable both contribute, but swords have also been seen as status symbols, and they still hold a lot of symbolical value in modern militaries.

This man is my favorite Juggalo.

That is a sentence I never thought I'd type, but there you go.

Anyway, I decided to do some more scrounging on DA because that place is a goldmine of cringe no matter what you're looking for.

"Just as the blade rends the flesh, so must power scar the spirit."

"just a photo of me with my sword"

"Double-edged sword. I promise to be careful." And yes, that is a man. Possibly Rika.

"Me dressed in entirely handmade by my mother, in accordance with all rules that japanese tailors follow, 3-piece traditional japanese clothes - kimono, hakama, haori. In my hand my trusty katana."

"Slow buds the pink dawn like a rose From out night's gray and cloudy sheath; Softly and still it grows and grows, Petal by petal, leaf by leaf. For when the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away.

あなたは近くの山を見ることができない"

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING MISSED THIS NEXT ONE DURING MY FIRST SEARCH

"You know that situation? You have a picture in your mind and then you try to make it real. And lately, it looks like a piece of shit.

So, is this."

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

This man is my favorite Juggalo.

That is a sentence I never thought I'd type, but there you go.

Anyway, I decided to do some more scrounging on DA because that place is a goldmine of cringe no matter what you're looking for.

"Just as the blade rends the flesh, so must power scar the spirit."

"just a photo of me with my sword"

"Double-edged sword. I promise to be careful." And yes, that is a man. Possibly Rika.

"Me dressed in entirely handmade by my mother, in accordance with all rules that japanese tailors follow, 3-piece traditional japanese clothes - kimono, hakama, haori. In my hand my trusty katana."

"Slow buds the pink dawn like a rose From out night's gray and cloudy sheath; Softly and still it grows and grows, Petal by petal, leaf by leaf. For when the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away.

あなたは近くの山を見ることができない"

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING MISSED THIS NEXT ONE DURING MY FIRST SEARCH

"You know that situation? You have a picture in your mind and then you try to make it real. And lately, it looks like a piece of shit.

Oh jeez, I didn't think that last one was so bad until I noticed the tree-trunk thighs

 

[XH 502]

Oh jeez, I didn't think that last one was so bad until I noticed the tree-trunk thighs

That image is photoshopped to hell and back. The white glare is so bad you can't tell where her legs end and the sheets begin.

 

[WhoopieDoo]

To Varg's credit, he actually used a blade to kill somebody so he does have some creditably that sword weebs can ever dream off.

He used the classic and brave Viking technique of olden days: 16 stabs in the back. A true skilled warrior indeed.

That's just a kitchen knife, and reminds me a lot of the guy that duct taped kitchen knives to his hands to kill as many children as possible but was stopped by an unarmed 75-year old chess teacher. They certainly look eerily similar...

This guy solved the "why are all the ridiculous sword fanatics morbidly obese"-question at 2:05:

"Accelerating a tremendously heavy and bulky object at velocities that would be effective in combat would literally pull you off your feet unless you body is either supernaturally heavy or you could somehow anchor your feet to the ground."

 

[Trombonista]

That's just a kitchen knife, and reminds me a lot of the guy that duct taped kitchen knives to his hands to kill as many children as possible but was stopped by an unarmed 75-year old chess teacher. They certainly look eerily similar...

I read about that incident in Reader's Digest (it was part of their Everyday Heroes feature). I had no idea about the child porn charges, though. He certainly looks like a pedo.

 

[c-no]

This man is my favorite Juggalo.

That is a sentence I never thought I'd type, but there you go.

Anyway, I decided to do some more scrounging on DA because that place is a goldmine of cringe no matter what you're looking for.

"Just as the blade rends the flesh, so must power scar the spirit."

"just a photo of me with my sword"

"Double-edged sword. I promise to be careful." And yes, that is a man. Possibly Rika.

"Me dressed in entirely handmade by my mother, in accordance with all rules that japanese tailors follow, 3-piece traditional japanese clothes - kimono, hakama, haori. In my hand my trusty katana."

"Slow buds the pink dawn like a rose From out night's gray and cloudy sheath; Softly and still it grows and grows, Petal by petal, leaf by leaf. For when the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away.

あなたは近くの山を見ることができない"

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING MISSED THIS NEXT ONE DURING MY FIRST SEARCH

"You know that situation? You have a picture in your mind and then you try to make it real. And lately, it looks like a piece of shit.

So, is this."

Nothing spells edgy and trying to hard when you have people to look cool or tough with their swords and that goes especially with the third image. These would only look slightly better if drawn or animated and even then that at best could get a "meh".

 

[Ariel]

why do these sword losers love kilts so much

as if being an autist that loves a useless weapon, they gotta fag it up with kilts and even worse utilikilts

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/33/7a/81/337a8109910dc26fe702497200516180.jpg

HAHAHAHAHA what does fatty with the utilikilt, pink tie dye and sandals think he's going to achieve? Because it looks like the only battle he can win is looking like a homosexual german.

 

[Vitriol]

And yeah kilts and swords are instant cringe. As are utilikilts generally. A thread that was just pictures of men with guts and utilikilts would work on its own lol.

 

[Ariel]

And yeah kilts and swords are instant cringe. As are utilikilt a generally. A thread that was just pictures of men with guts and utilikilts would work on its own lol.

We so need a Utilikilt thread!

 

[CatParty]

HAHAHAHAHA what does fatty with the utilikilt, pink tie dye and sandals think he's going to achieve? Because it looks like the only battle he can win is looking like a homosexual german.

 

[Staffy]

Collecting or crafting a replica of a sword/katana from media and history is a-okay. But once you start to wield them and pose with them in front of a camera while being edgy it starts being cringey fast.

Also, I like this guy:

Even if he's a blade enthusiast and he knows everyone's making fun of him he's still cool with it.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Collecting or crafting a replica of a sword/katana from media and history is a-okay. But once you start to wield them and pose with them in front of a camera while being edgy it starts being cringey fast.

Also, I like this guy:

Even if he's a blade enthusiast and he knows everyone's making fun of him he's still cool with it.

I actually really like Will Keith. He is a really fat, but he's pretty self aware and he states numerous times that he only keeps making videos because there is a legitimate fanbase for him even outside of people looking for a laugh (or cringe)

 

[benzodiazepine]

I knew a guy back in high school who was into collecting swords and cutting stuff in his yard with said swords. One time he swung his 70 dollar mall-purchased katana too hard, completely missing the cantaloupe he was trying to cut in half and cut his calf by accident. He didn't want to go to the hospital to get stitches so he hid the wound from his parents. Needless to say, the gash festered and he was hospitalized for a couple of weeks with a severe infection.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Young Jared Leto's days were ones of isolation and social awkwardness.

TBF I'd do that too.

Nice pajamas, faggot.

I can't tell whether he's supposed to be Zack or Cloud, so witty remarks will vary as follows:

If Zack: More like Big Mack.
If Cloud: More like Lard Strife.

 

[WhoopieDoo]

Guy accidentally slices his mate's nose off in a party trick. Ouch. Result (blood), but it looks like it healed up fairly well.

I'm not sure who is the greater idiot here, the guy with the sword or the guy with the sausage.

 

[A Twisted Firestarter]

"a pict of myself and my Special edition Conan Atlantean Sword, it was made in spain and cost over $1000, worth every penny though, its awesome. Skinny white boy to beefcake my friend just told me lol"

Late as fuck but I don't know, this last guy looks like he could actually fuck someone up in a bar brawl, unlike the flabby or skinny nerds.

 

[Abethedemon]