Sympathy for Chris

[Tubular Monkey]

No sympathy at all. He chooses to be an asshole, and like his tee shirt says, he got what he deserved.

 

[Golly]

Why do I get the urge to CWCify the lyrics of Sympathy for the Devil now?

Not to worry, you aren't alone!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I pity him for a lot of reasons, for example, he never had any real friends, and thats really sad. Worst of all, he isnt even aware of this...wich leads to my second point...

Nah, he's definitely had some real friends.

Uh....really?

Well, by real I dont mean "Friends that physically exist" , I mean real, close friends, not ass patters like Anna, mind you...(Kudos to her for standing up to him on his recent homophobic rant, though)

Or out of pity friendships...

For someone as boring and egotistical as him, having REAL friends just sounds.....surreal

More taking into account the multiple times he whines of being lonely and his supossed friends not taking any time out of their "bussiness, romances and work to ACTUALLY Be Better Friends"

 

[Marvin]

I pity him for a lot of reasons, for example, he never had any real friends, and thats really sad. Worst of all, he isnt even aware of this...wich leads to my second point...

Nah, he's definitely had some real friends.

Uh....really?

Well, by real I dont mean "Friends that physically exist" , I mean real, close friends, not ass patters like Anna, mind you...(Kudos to her for standing up to him on his recent homophobic rant, though)

Or out of pity friendships...

For someone as boring and egotistical as him, having REAL friends just sounds.....surreal

More taking into account the multiple times he whines of being lonely and his supossed friends not taking any time out of their "bussiness, romances and work to ACTUALLY Be Better Friends"

Eh, I'm iffy on Anna. Nowadays I think she's more a dipshit, but might still be an OK friend with Chris. I'm still unsure on that though.

Either way, still, in the past, Chris has had genuine friends.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Either way, still, in the past, Chris has had genuine friends.

As you get older, your criteria for friendship changes. As a kid, if you live on the same street as someone, there's a good chance you'll be friends. As a teenager, if you like the same cartoons, you'll probably be friends. By your thirties, you have to actually like the other person and have a mutual enjoyment of company. Since Chris is a one way street, he isn't really friend material anymore. Especially since his interests are young children's entertainment, sex, and little else.

 

[Marvin]

Either way, still, in the past, Chris has had genuine friends.

As you get older, your criteria for friendship changes. As a kid, if you live on the same street as someone, there's a good chance you'll be friends. As a teenager, if you like the same cartoons, you'll probably be friends. By your thirties, you have to actually like the other person and have a mutual enjoyment of company. Since Chris is a one way street, he isn't really friend material anymore. Especially since his interests are young children's entertainment, sex, and little else.

Well, he might've been better a few years ago. But I don't know if he's completely not friend material nowadays. For important issues Chris is a one way street, but it would reach that point as quickly as you think it would.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I think if his parents allowed him to make some friends or have him sent to the Grafton school, he would be a much better person today than he is. My parents wanted me to make friends with people outside my race because I live in their society and I should learn about their culture. But generally speaking, if they just put in just a little effort for Chris to make friends when he was young, then maybe he would change. Even a few friends in the Grafton school might help him a bit. A little effort can mean a big different in a child's life. But they didn't see that and that's how he end up where he's at today.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He can't just be friends with girls, because he's always trying to get them to be his sweetheartfromthegroundup. I'd like to know what he has in common with men that he could form any kind of lasting friendship.

 

[Marvin]

He can't just be friends with girls, because he's always trying to get them to be his sweetheartfromthegroundup.

Heh, well, not if they're lesbians and/or taken.

I'd like to know what he has in common with men that he could form any kind of lasting friendship with.

Oh the usual, video games, tv, nerdery.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

He can't just be friends with girls, because he's always trying to get them to be his sweetheartfromthegroundup.

Heh, well, not if they're lesbians and/or taken.

I'd like to know what he has in common with men that he could form any kind of lasting friendship with.

Oh the usual, video games, tv, nerdery.

But he tends to stereotype men as BIG MEAN JERKS who takes all the pretty girls away from him.

 

[c-no]

I have sympathy for Chris, but only in the form of having pity on him. Looking at the pictures of him as a child tells me that for all the potential he could have given have been wasted. He also had bad parenting from Borb. Even with the pity I have, I do feel like he deserves what he had coming to him. To sum up what I'm saying, I do wish he had a better life, where he could be an asset to society instead of an ass, but I also feel as though the retribution he gets is well deserved.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

But he tends to stereotype men as BIG MEAN JERKS who takes all the pretty girls away from him.

Marvin says there's what Chris says and what he does. I also said if there were guys who'd kiss his butt and give him what he wanted, he'd be their friend. It wouldn't be very satisfying for them, though.

Also, Chris has had male friends in the past.

 

[Bgheff]

Heh, well, not if they're lesbians and/or taken.

Didn't he keep trying to get with Kim even though she had a boyfriend? Or was this after she broke up with him? I remember in the Kasey calls he was trying to get Kacey to see if Kim liked him or not.

 

[Marvin]

Heh, well, not if they're lesbians and/or taken.

Didn't he keep trying to get with Kim even though she had a boyfriend? Or was this after she broke up with him? I remember in the Kasey calls he was trying to get Kacey to see if Kim liked him or not.

Yeah, maybe, but if Kim at that time had a boyfriend, he might not've been emphasized enough. If he gets brought up enough, Chris gets it in his head and starts to look for other sources for a heartsweet.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Sympathy for the Lolcow

Y'all should know me by now
I'm a victim of slanderous trolls
Been internet-famous for a long, long year
Gave many a man epic lulz

Was sent a dream by GodJesus
That I'd one day have an office job
And that I'd father a beautiful girl
Along with my electric hedgehogs

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling me
Is the nature of your game

I hung around the Fashion Square
Searching for a girl to make my own
Those damn, dirty trolls have made sure
That I'll forever be alone

I rode a van
Mowed down that lying Jew-man
In a fit of tard rage
And then my mom and I ran

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, mm-hmm
Uh, what's - uh what's puzzling me
Is what you're - is the nature of your game

Every jerkop is a criminal
And every male a jerk
Playing Kick the Autistic
And making my soul hurt

So if you meet me give me pity
Have some sympathy, don't give me no grief
Do not mislabel or cause me stress
Or I'll end up with DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, HMMMM!
But what's puzzling me
Is the nature of your game

 

[The Joker]

I have no sympathy whatsoever for him. He manages to bring these things on himself and almost seven years ago he could have avoided all of this trolling by seeing his ED page and turning off the computer. Not adding information and making videos.
Sure, he would have lost Megan anyways since she was creeped out by him and his awful personality would isolate him, but he brought everything else on himself.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

I like Chris actually. Hate his parents, though.

 

[The Joker]

I like Chris actually. Hate his parents, though.

They did make him into what he is today after all.

 

[CatParty]

I like Chris actually. Hate his parents, though.

They did make him into what he is today after all.

and he himself, just kept making himself worse

 

[The Joker]

I like Chris actually. Hate his parents, though.

They did make him into what he is today after all.

and he himself, just kept making himself worse

Chris is a one man human centipede!