Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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He couldn't have made the KCD2 video when it mattered because laziness and autism. Needs to autistically finish the game before making a video.

Blade Runner 2049 is a bad movie about nothing. Self inserting as an incel doesn't make it good. He's just like me fr fr, literally DSP.
To be fair, between playing the lengthy game and making the video it's not like he was ever going to get it out on time even with amazing work ethic. All the shills already had reviews out before he even had access.
Late is better than never however. He wasn't wrong when he said it was probably his most important video yet.
 
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To be fair, between playing the lengthy game and making the video it's not like he was ever going to get it out on time even with amazing work ethic. All the shills already had reviews out before he even had access.
Late is better than never however. He wasn't wrong when he said it was probably his most important video yet.
Yeah, it's kind of horrifying just how much shills dominated the opinions around this game. Not a single review was negative or even neutral, it was absolute PR success for the grifter developers and might create a scary precedent for evil companies for the future. Starfield kind of tried to do something similar, but turns out they didn't spend enough cash on the shill jewtubers. It also showed that normies can very easily be brainwashed and anyone against the game is an edgy contrarian now.
 
Ironic how he complained about what's the point of Angry Joe's Starfield review when it's so late after release.
If I were him I would just play like 10 hours (gameplay is boring looking). Then watch the rest of the cutscenes to save time and sanity.
If I were him, I wouldn't play any of the shit I claim hating so much. Truth is he secretly enjoys the AAA slop. He fucking played through Starfield 3 times, he played the DLC on NG+2. His favorite games are some of the biggest normie slop. How do you play through GOW Raknarok after the first one if you don't enjoy it? Complains about devs using DSP for GOW, he is DSP.
 
How do you play through GOW Raknarok after the first one if you don't enjoy it? Complains about devs using DSP for GOW, he is DSP.
People pay 5 bucks to call him dsp.
every 5 minutes.
for the duration of the entire game.

you're right he is DSP, if people gave him more money during streams
The amount of pears @Ricardo Cumsox gives out on a single Synth stream would keep DSP fed for a week.
He'd meet the vest goal every stream if he had @Ricardo Cumsox
 
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If I were him I would just play like 10 hours (gameplay is boring looking). Then watch the rest of the cutscenes to save time and sanity.
He kinda needed to play at least 30 hours because there was basically no recorded footage of the Musa shit just screenshots.
 
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you're right he is DSP, if people gave him more money during streams
The amount of pears @Ricardo Cumsox gives out on a single Synth stream would keep DSP fed for a week.
He'd meet the vest goal every stream if he had @Ricardo Cumsox
No, DSP is a fucking gacha addict who spends all his earnings (over 100k dollars atleast) on homoerotic WWE mobile game. No matter how much you give him he just won't stop until he's first place in the leaderboards. It's a financial black hole and he doesn't care about consequences.
 
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DSP's fans and trolls give him hundreds of thousands of dollars though, if DSP wasn't a retard he'd be a millionaire.

Synthetic isn't anywhere close to that league with his 50 peso Gamsense superchats.
 
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DSP's fans and trolls give him hundreds of thousands of dollars though, if DSP wasn't a retard he'd be a millionaire.

Synthetic isn't anywhere close to that league with his 50 peso Gamsense superchats.
DSP must have more trolls pretending to be fans than actual fans right? I can't believe people still wants to feed that pig even for the lols.
 
Blade Runner 2049 is a bad movie about nothing.
Movie is good and he is correct because we see the hologram women right now with the Vtubers and OF girls. Men are trading real life for fantasy but also we see real women are just tools. Ryan Gosling is literally me.
 
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Last year DSP's fans bought him an 8k gaming PC, maybe Synth should pretend to be even more retarded than he is and he'd make bank too.
Fucking hell. If I had the patience to watch the Nu-DSP I would sure do, seeing him break his keyboard into pieces, or have him hear that he broke it because he "left it running and forgot to turn it off", like the last PC. He just isn't as funny as the 2016 and before one, who as loud and annoying as he was, at least had some humour in him.
 
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Fucking hell. If I had the patience to watch the Nu-DSP I would sure do, seeing him break his keyboard into pieces, or have him hear that he broke it because he "left it running and forgot to turn it off", like the last PC. He just isn't as funny as the 2016 and before one, who as loud and annoying as he was, at least had some humour in him.
Somewhere along the way he learned that detractors go extinct when they get bored, so he became boring enough that the only detractors left are actual psychos that are a danger to society, making him look normal in comparison.
 
Somewhere along the way he learned that detractors go extinct when they get bored, so he became boring enough that the only detractors left are actual psychos that are a danger to society, making him look normal in comparison.
He still has unhinged moments, he just has distorted view of reality and believes that "modern audiences" exist for real, which is the reason he made his commentary PC. This rant below was pretty recent and it's absolute madness. All because someone laughed at him comparing his life to like a dragon protagonist and how big of a martyr he is.
 
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Just fucking ban Husky at this point not only do I have to see him post stuff like this.
but I also have to see him shit up Kane's stream along with arkko,
wasn't arkko banned in synth's stream? if so let Husky join him
 
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