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Synth spend hours on a quest in the silver mine, only to end up replacing one scheming jew stealing silver and minting fake coins with another, and there isn't even an option to kill the new jew afterwards. "Player Choice" my ass.
Oh, and drunk Synth talked about how he wanted Hans to be a femboy. This game completely broke him.
 
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The only side quest I thought was kind of cool was the horror inspired one where you meet an insane feral cannibal knight who's trapped in a cave.

Synth just killed him but apparently if you knock him out and then talk to him there's an option to help him slaughter the entire village as revenge for trapping him in the cave.
 
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Anyways, please stop being such a thin skinned faggot. That's the opposite of being based and a sign of being a lolcow.
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Calling someone a 'tranny loving faggot' while having a Bridgett avatar is peak schadenfreude. Are you mad because he said anime sucks?
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The only side quest I thought was kind of cool was the horror inspired one where you meet an insane feral cannibal knight who's trapped in a cave.
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Ninety percent of the side quests just seen to be pointless busywork where the NPC shits on you for being a retard from what little I've seen, so it's nice to know there is at least one cool one.
 
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Deus Exica said:
Calling someone a 'tranny loving faggot' while having a Bridgett avatar is peak schadenfreude. Are you mad because he said anime sucks?

Ninety percent of the side quests just seen to be pointless busywork where the NPC shits on you for being a retard from what little I've seen, so it's nice to know there is at least one cool one.
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Someone pointed out that apparently the entire quest is scripted anyways and it's impossible to fail, so really lazy actually. You can side with him but you only get to kill a few people, not the entire village.
Finding out you weren't even being hunted in the mines ruined it for me in retrospect.
 
Deus Exica said:
Calling someone a 'tranny loving faggot' while having a Bridgett avatar is peak schadenfreude. Are you mad because he said anime sucks?

Ninety percent of the side quests just seen to be pointless busywork where the NPC shits on you for being a retard from what little I've seen, so it's nice to know there is at least one cool one.
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you missed the part where you have to travel the entire fucking map
 
Does anyone even care about his KDC2 review anymore? I have already started to forget about it and so has many other people, it's barely being discussed anymore, especially how there's new crazy shit happening constantly, and numerous people have already made arguments against that gay woke garbage game many weeks ago, so whatever synth has to say will probably not be something we haven't already heard. Even if he doesn't release it, it will have zero effect on me, but being that synth being a YouTube is his only income, the only one who will be negatively affected is him due to his laziness.
 
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WootieWot said:
Does anyone even care about his KDC2 review anymore? I have already started to forget about it and so has many other people, it's barely being discussed anymore, especially how there's new crazy shit happening constantly, and numerous people have already made arguments against that gay woke garbage game many weeks ago, so whatever synth has to say will probably not be something we haven't already heard.
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WAB and other suspects might get angry at Synth and give us more milk, other than that I don't see much else happening. He waited too long.
 
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WootieWot said:
Does anyone even care about his KDC2 review anymore? I have already started to forget about it and so has many other people, it's barely being discussed anymore, especially how there's new crazy shit happening constantly, and numerous people have already made arguments against that gay woke garbage game many weeks ago, so whatever synth has to say will probably not be something we haven't already heard. Even if he doesn't release it, it will have zero effect on me, but being that synth being a YouTube is his only income, the only one who will be negatively affected is him due to his laziness.
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Kane's review pretty much covered everything, Other than being extremely late I think a significant portion of Synth's review will basically be a retread of already said shit.
 
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Deus Exica said:
Yeah, me, faggot. Who gives a fuck if it comes out six months from now? People watch 4 hour jewtube essays about Dark Souls lore made like last week, this will still be worth watching if it is as thorough a break down as he claims.
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Wow, this genius just figured out that there will always be exceptions.
 
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WootieWot said:
Wow, this genius just figured out that there will always be exceptions.
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Okay, retard. You think nobody is going to watch Synth's review? Every faggot in here is bound to watch it, so is his core streaming audience and likely most of his subscribers, odds are it will also produce solid milk when Worth a Cumshot and the usual suspects get wind of it.

What would you rather he do? Not make it? Why is that? You a fan of Worth a Buy or Kikevra?

The more videos out there shining a light on this kind of shit the better. Seems to me like you'd rather that not happen. Kind of fucking suspicious if you ask me.
 
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WootieWot said:
Does anyone even care about his KDC2 review anymore?
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Yes!
Deus Exica said:
Who gives a fuck if it comes out six months from now?
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Exactly! People make videos on old stuff and a KCD2 review by Synth will also be important in the future if/when KCD3 comes out and we can point the past and say, "See? See, motherfucker?! We told you!" But "recency bias" is a fallacy, afaik. Also FOMO is gay. Even after years and years, people are still talking about old games today.
 
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Deus Exica said:
Calling someone a 'tranny loving faggot' while having a Bridgett avatar is peak schadenfreude. Are you mad because he said anime sucks?
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Are you such a faggot you don't get the obvious joke?
WootieWot said:
Does anyone even care about his KDC2 review anymore?
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Never cared about a KCD2 review. Just want more autistic seething about video games. Synth might be funny and entertaining but he's also a huge faggot (a lot of times towards his fans), exactly like DSP, I welcome anything that makes him rage and seethe.
 
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What is with KCD2 and shit? First Henry has to eat a piece of it, then he has to grab a book for the same jew that made him eat it from a guy who died shitting himself all over the place, and now there is a quest about a guy who literally drowned in shit, and if Synth didn't chose to fight he would have to fish out that corpse from a literal river of shit.
That's not even it, there is another part in the game where you can dig thru shit in an outhouse for a crossbow. There is countless spoken lines recorded of Henry's dialogue as he is walking thru the river of shit and digging thru it, and even a unique animation of fishing thru the filth.

Who the hell at Warhorse has a scat fetish? We know Vavra has a thing for humiliating the player(and kids, allegedly looking thru his tweets) but I'm guessing this is someone else's work.
 
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Puar said:
Yes!

Exactly! People make videos on old stuff and a KCD2 review by Synth will also be important in the future if/when KCD3 comes out and we can point the past and say, "See? See, motherfucker?! We told you!" But "recency bias" is a fallacy, afaik. Also FOMO is gay. Even after years and years, people are still talking about old games today.
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You sound like a chatgpt bot programmed to defend synth
 
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