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My boy, Kane, moving up in the world! All thanks to @Ricardo Cumsox and his very generous donos.
 
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Deus Exica said:
"You just can't afford it!"

Holy fuck lmao, the unironic rallying cry of the nintoddler, shoveling out hundreds upon hundreds of dollars for products that only decline in quality so long as he gets to play Gale of Darkness on Switch 2.

What a faggot.
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Red Poker Chip said:
Hey brokie, what color is YOUR Nintendo Switch 2, huh?
-Griffin Gaming, probably
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Griffin said he would buy two NS2. One for streaming And one for his bedroom.

Huh??? This is why I hate gringos sometimes. No matter who.
 
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That one I have no defense*

I dunno why gringos love to scalp. Especially ones that seem to love Christianity like fucking Griffin does. He might as well be a worker of those money changers that Jesus literally whipped lmao.

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FakeAFClausMystery said:
Griffin said he would buy two NS2. One for streaming And one for his bedroom.

Huh??? This is why I hate gringos sometimes. No matter who.
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Tendies are retarded enough to do shit like this, but then again its a personal theory of mine that one must have a predisposition to lolcowdom to be fat, most fat people I know are very funny combination of narcisstic, self-loathing and lazy.
 
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Griffin is not a Nintendrone, he is a contrarian.
He went full pro-Sony, bought a PS5 Pro and a PS Portal day 1.

FakeAFClausMystery said:
That one I have no defense*

I dunno why gringos love to scalp. Especially ones that seem to love Christianity like fucking Griffin does. He might as well be a worker of those money changers that Jesus literally whipped lmao.

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I doubt he's a real Christian.
 
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FakeAFClausMystery said:
Griffin said he would buy two NS2. One for streaming And one for his bedroom.

Huh??? This is why I hate gringos sometimes. No matter who.
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Let's be fair here, there's a high chance that any S2 console you buy at launch will have severe hardware defects, he's just following the old rule: one is none, two is one (now he just needs to buy a third one and store it offsite).
 
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Miller said:
He is also a scalper.
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His defense argument for the price is halfway flawed because the issue is the games. What are we going to get for paying $80 for Mario Kart World, even? The open world is going to be bad. No one likes """massive"""" open worlds in multi-player only games. I'm looking At you Street Fighter 6.

Once More Into The Abyss said:
So I finished chudcast and heard about the ending of South of Midnight.

The white dad is basically forgotten and plays little to no role in any of the game. No cameo, doesn't even get explained how he died, just a headstone.

Are the developers discouraging race mixing by saying you'll become a footnote in your family history? Kinda based.
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That would imply they don't like race mixing. They absolutely love it. Just not for the reason their puppeteer do. There is a reason why it's always white woman or man with black man or woman, and never asians or even semites lmao.
 
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FakeAFClausMystery said:
Just posting this for posterity. This is Griffin's defense argument summarized—by mere coincidence—by another man.
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It's not even that video games are a luxury, it's about how valuable they are. Fact is that video games are just toys, I'd gladly spend $600 on a good smartphone, even though that's also a luxury, because it's far more useful than a video game console. If I was going to spend tons of money on a hobby I'd much rather spend it on something like mountain biking that is actually a benefit to me other than just one more way to spend my time, especially since there are tons of games out there which are much more reasonably priced, and most modern games are bad anyways.
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I forgot to mention this after the Chudcast, but it's dumb to assume that Nintendo Online Chat is going to allow you to connect to strangers. It's really obvious that you're going to need to be friends with the people you chat with on your Nintendo account.
 
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