Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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Jace on ice said:
So is every stream going to have faggy doomer shit in it now?
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It is tradition now, even the regular videos have cringe and pathetic doomer blackpilled incel loser shit in them now. I think the live viewership of his streams has even dropped by a few hundred live viewers recently because of it, usually his streams had like 1100-1300 live viewers and now they are usually around 700-800. It will probably continue to drop because no one wants to watch a grown man wallow in drunken incel self pity, despair, and hatred when they can just watch Frogmire streams and videos which have none of that insufferable nonsense. I'm very glad that Devin is surpassing Synth in popularity because he really deserves it, and Synth really deserves his fall into degenerate lolcow irrelevancy. People get what they deserve.
 
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I just remembered that I still haven't finished watching all the KCD2 stream videos that Coby made. I tapped out at the episode where he plays Avowed. I guess even at his best, the boy just wasn't an interesting streamer, huh?
Might as well finish it. Then watch that 4 hour review.
 
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I just remembered that I still haven't finished watching all the KCD2 stream videos that Coby made. I tapped out at the episode where he plays Avowed. I guess even at his best, the boy just wasn't an interesting streamer, huh?
Might as well finish it. Then watch that 4 hour review.
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Did you watch the first two? Because you can tap out if you did. The three funniest moments happen in the first two KCD2 streams.

Synth tries (and fails) to kill the old innkeeper hag for four hours

Synth runs around in the woods in a blind panic slowly dying for three hours because he got food poisoning and was too retarded to figure out how to cure it.

Synth gets felted by Gypsies repeatedly in combat.
 
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Is Egad okay??? He's currently arguing with actual Ai bots in the comment section of his latest community post, Pearlclutching about some steam porn game I've never even heard of and sperging about a random microcelebrity Twitter foid. It's crazy, this guy is the same person who paid to become a janny for Synthetic Man, a known porn addict.
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Where's Wally? said:
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Is Egad okay??? He's currently arguing with actual Ai bots in the comment section of his latest community post, Pearlclutching about some steam porn game I've never even heard of and sperging about a random microcelebrity Twitter foid. It's crazy, this guy is the same person who paid to become a janny for Synthetic Man, a known porn addict.
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He's not anymore cohesive than Ricardo so there is that, at least.
 
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Where's Wally? said:
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Is Egad okay??? He's currently arguing with actual Ai bots in the comment section of his latest community post, Pearlclutching about some steam porn game I've never even heard of and sperging about a random microcelebrity Twitter foid. It's crazy, this guy is the same person who paid to become a janny for Synthetic Man, a known porn addict.
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Imagine LARPing as a moralfagging Christcuck while being Synth's strongest parasocial soldier.
Synth definitely jerks off to all of those things and worse.
 
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Where's Wally? said:
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Is Egad okay??? He's currently arguing with actual Ai bots in the comment section of his latest community post, Pearlclutching about some steam porn game I've never even heard of and sperging about a random microcelebrity Twitter foid. It's crazy, this guy is the same person who paid to become a janny for Synthetic Man, a known porn addict.
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Maybe it finally dawned on him that he's 43 years old and has nothing in his life but Synthetic Man streams and his mind broke.
 
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Warai Otoko said:
He doesn't care that munch about videos anymore, especially since his kcd2 review didn't reach a million views like he was silently hoping for (obviously self-inflicted).
Streaming is many times easier than editing a bloated 4 hour video, and his paypiggies enable him to stream, by donating literally every time he goes live.
Speaking of paypiggies, @Ricardo Cumsox is banned, don't know if it is temporary.
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What's crazy is that the whole review thing is self inflicted. He has to have a desperate need to be some sort of real game reivwer and be taken seriously. Cause otherwise there is no point to making these hour to four hour long videos. He could have had a video with maybe 10x the views and half the effort. If it was succint, short and to the point like his brother is making.

People come to hear you point and laugh at the woke parts. Not to hear how you are unable to get a girlfriend or how the mechanics suck. You are not Salt or mandalore Synth.
 
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