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Yes. Not even an argument.Are they-
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Yes. Not even an argument.Are they-
My autism is laser focused on mechanics, not on whether encouraging his players to play a gypsy that is hated everywhere because of a spicy mix of larceny and autism about when it is and isn't a good time to steal from people is a good idea (although it absolutely isn't).I like that you're trying to balance the homebrew, but the Kender's like a soup sandwich, a lead balloon, or a shaved ice stall in Alaska. It just doesn't matter when the base concept (reviving the worst race ever made) is so awful to start with.
Another point on the single target vs. multitarget front is that it doesn't make sense for an ability that isn't magical in nature. If I'm in a fight with a worg and a goblin and I say some zinger to piss them off and make them focus me it's unlikely that any one thing I say would piss off both the worg and his rider. Or a knight and a peasant soldier. Or a Drow Matron and male Drow Wizard.1. Thats a fair point about balance. I went into this assuming that someone that plays as a kender is gonna go for a rogue or a bard. I forgot dex paladins were a thing. My thought was that since those classes are a bit squishier, using it on a whole group of people would be riskier. I’m still hesitant to change it to a single target though. I guess the only way to figure this out is through playtesting.
2. I was thinking of making it a normal action. Sure, it doesn’t make as much sense as making it a bonus action (talking is already a free action), I feel like it makes more sense from a balance standpoint. As for range, I assumed its any target that can hear the Kender clearly.
3. Another fair point with the duration. I was too focused on making this similar to the Kender’s AD&D equivalent, which does just what I did with the dice roll.
4. Huh. I swear they allowed for more than two languages. I must be going crazy. Corrected.
FR Drow are usually played as Drizzt clone Mary Sues which is a separate problem then encouraging gypsyhoboing. And didn't Pathfinder 2e at least make some effort to move goblins away from being gremlins from Gremlins? Also why don't people like 5e Firbolg players, they've always struck me as a vanilla and boring race that people only pick when they want to abuse weight/size limits.Are they really worse than Gully Dwarves, Forgotten Realms Drow, 5e Firbolgs, or Pathfinder 2e Goblins?
Are they really worse than Gully Dwarves, Forgotten Realms Drow, 5e Firbolgs, or Pathfinder 2e Goblins?
My autism is laser focused on mechanics, not on whether encouraging his players to play a gypsy that is hated everywhere because of a spicy mix of larceny and autism about when it is and isn't a good time to steal from people is a good idea (although it absolutely isn't).
Fair enough. But if, say, an angry mob of villagers tried to burn the warlock for witchcraft, it would make sense for the Kender to be able to insult the entire mob. I guess I could leave it to DM fiat, since its not like I'm doing Adventurer's League with this.Another point on the single target vs. multitarget front is that it doesn't make sense for an ability that isn't magical in nature. If I'm in a fight with a worg and a goblin and I say some zinger to piss them off and make them focus me it's unlikely that any one thing I say would piss off both the worg and his rider. Or a knight and a peasant soldier. Or a Drow Matron and male Drow Wizard.
Fair enough points, though I disagree on a few points.Since you trying to die on this hill, I'm just going to say the following elements:
1. Small races universally move at 25 ft per round in 5e, not 30.
2. It's ridiculous you get free thieves tools, despite no races getting free items like that. You get those in the Background or Class.
3. 1d10 turns is too big a die for a status effect dice, they usually are 1d4 for duration.
3b. It's always once a day for abilities.
3c. The angry person should get a +2 to hit the thing that got them mad, it actually would introduce balance.
3d. Extraordinary abilities don't target multiple people really.
4. You call them halfling in the taunt description, so I guess you're assuming they're a subbranch.
5. No clarification on disadvantages with attention spans. No clarification by noting skills like Investigation, or Perception.
6. They culturally don't believe they are thieves, and you have them with thieves tools. What.
I mean, you can keep trying to argue on this, but no.
Goblins/Kobolds are an exception they get 30ft, as are small members of the special snowflake race and they small-or-medium ravenloft races other then dampir who gets 35ft because why not. It's actually just gnomes and halflings that get fucked.1. Small races universally move at 25 ft per round in 5e, not 30.
That sounds like a them problem, and on top of that the expansions tend to be more poisonous anyway. Either way, it's super dumb they didn't just chuck out the movement difference if they were going to with the earliest splats.Goblins/Kobolds are an exception they get 30ft, as are small members of the special snowflake race and they small-or-medium ravenloft races other then dampir who gets 35ft because why not. It's actually just gnomes and halflings that get fucked.
/tg/ found a new SJW game: A retrofuture cyberpunk book called Hard Wire Island
I didn't look at the actual system but to everyone's shock it's not PBTA
though it does have advantage/disadvantage mechanics.
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The last one I found myself when skimming the book (fuck reading dat shit nyuhgga)
Here's a temporary link that will expire in a day since I'm too lazy to reupload to a proper site.
(Also how do I use image links without them breaking)
Here's a link to the /tg/ thread archive
Could you do a Dice Scum or at least a quick rundown here why PBTA rules mechanics sucks ass?
TBH whenever we legit cover Thirsty Sword Lesbians, that'll be when we really go over that since it's such a cash grab game designed to trick gay people into buying it for that man's fetish. But in short @Fictional Character covered the worst aspects. I'd also add in that you don't have a lot of choice on how to act or perform as the character since it's all done like a routine.@Adamska
Could you do a Dice Scum or at least a quick rundown here why PBTA rules mechanics sucks ass?
Monsterhearts customized it quite a bit too though. That's a thing you have to take into mind as well; the games that use it that don't suck (rare as hen's teeth) usually customize the system somewhat to make it work.You can do PbTA right, but it's actually hard work. Monsterhearts is a good game using PbTA because the moves you can do are all designed in a way that makes the mechanics push characters towards being horrible fuckheads, which is perfect for a game about playing horrible fuckhead teens. But that requires actually thinking about how the system works and having a good idea of what limited scope goals you want to accomplish in it. Thirsty Sword Lesbians could probably work if it was a game to play Xena with the serial numbers filed off, but they had to make it "You can play sword lesbians anywhere! Even without swords! Or even if they're male!"
Once the free government money slows down there might be a reckoning for the people that pump out this shit. Then "ah, no white dude, this ain't for you" will slowly morph into "please white dude, you need to buy this".Someone in one of my online groups, who I shall refer to as EiL (or, "Everything is Lesbians") posted that in our discord. Everyone ignored it, except for our DM (who I guess feels compelled to react because he's in charge), and he pointed out that the system to be used isn't even mentioned anywhere.
EiL: Yeah
I backed them already. Hopefully it comes out great
Whatever system they decide on.
I wish I knew how to set up these kinds of scams. I'd be fuckin' rolling in white guilt $$$s.
Didn't that already happen for some Hollywood movie? I can't wait to be called racist for not buying something that was marketed as not for me.Once the free government money slows down there might be a reckoning for the people that pump out this shit. Then "ah, no white dude, this ain't for you" will slowly morph into "please white dude, you need to buy this".
racebait shit still sells well enough so they don't have to pulls that excuse, but it's only a matter of time after they already did it with sexism for ghostbusters 2016 and the charlie's angels reboot lot of people didn't even notice. they even tried it with star wars when the cognitive dissonance during tlj became too much, but star wars is an even bigger game of thrones these days, so most forgot about that.Didn't that already happen for some Hollywood movie? I can't wait to be called racist for not buying something that was marketed as not for me.
why PBTA rules mechanics sucks ass?
Its been covered by @Fictional Character but:
Firstly the PBTA ruleset isn't as bad as the minimal-effort offshoots would have you believe. Its not great, but its not complete shit either. What makes it complete shit is people just slapping "PBTA!" on a PDF that involves talking and rolling 2d6s.
Secondly, I will preface this by saying I personally fucking hate "Narrative" games, and I really hate the ones with shitty resolution mechanics, but I can respect that are people out there who like them and think that's fine. I will combo that by saying I absolutely loathe "follow these 12 steps to make a creative story!" creativity guides.
PBTA is an unholy combination of all three, and for a traditional game sesssion, sucks at both mechanics and narrative.