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I actually can sometimes get Baja Blast and Sangria Mountain Dew from stores, but yeah, it should be more common.
For me, just getting Manzanita Sol there is the best I can find around my parts, though I suppose I don't go to supermarkets often.

These days, whenever I go there, I tend to just take the Meal Deal letter "D" personally (5 layer burrito, Doritos, Medium Drink). It's decent for the price, though I wish it was still $2 as when it first started. Reminded this little promo was made!
 
Every time I head to Taco Bell, I grab a few Beefy Fritos Burritos, a Cool Ranch Taco, some Nachos, and a Baja Blast. Probably spending way too much but it always hits the spot.
For me, just getting Manzanita Sol there is the best I can find around my parts, though I suppose I don't go to supermarkets often.

These days, whenever I go there, I tend to just take the Meal Deal letter "D" personally (5 layer burrito, Doritos, Medium Drink). It's decent for the price, though I wish it was still $2 as when it first started. Reminded this little promo was made!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=39KhykdSEs4

Might try this, seems like a good deal.
 
My main favorites are
-Spicy Potato Soft Taco
-Cinnamon Twists
-Baja Blast

Used to be really into Doritos Locos Tacos, but not so much anymore. I've had so much better actual tacos now. But sometimes I'll crave Taco Bell even when I have the ability to go get actual authentic, good tacos.
I don't go too often, but when I do stop by, I usually switch up my order. I'll try one of the limited-time items if it catches my attention. The Naked Chicken Chalupa was weird, and I felt gross for eating it, but it was tasty enough. My stomach is usually fine after eating there, unless I get too much food. I don't think I have ever used one of the sauce packets at all.
 
All that shit is nasty. Their beans are terrible. Their meat is half textured vegetable protein and on top of that they put a little shitty thimbleful of it on their tacos. Their nachos are convenience store tier. Also their fake churros suck.

Baja Blast Mountain Dew is pretty good, though.
 
Haven't eaten there in a while. I do remember abusing the fuck out of their Dollar menu though since most of it is pretty good. I would avoid the bean and cheese though; the texture is exactly what our resident litigator stated.
 
Haven't eaten there in a while. I do remember abusing the fuck out of their Dollar menu though since most of it is pretty good. I would avoid the bean and cheese though; the texture is exactly what our resident litigator stated.
Not a beans fan myself.
 
Get me some soft chicken tacos, a quesadilla, nachos and some Hot/Fire and I'll be a happy camper. Their loaded grillers are good for a quick fix too. Mix the sauces into the nacho cheese, it's completely delicious that way.
 
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They opened the first taco bell in China last year. It's got a really simplified menu and they serve fries seasoned with taco seasoning. They make their guacamole on site and it's actually way better than American Taco Bell, they even serve alcohol. I'd eat there more often if it weren't on the other side of the river.
 
Why do I have to specify that I want the diced, "grilled", fajita-style chicken in a chicken taco, now? The default is that soupy shredded chicken dog food.

I mean you'd think they would know better than to change the style of meat in a staple menu item, but Jesus Herbert Walker Christ, nobody likes shredded chicken. I'm not that picky, I can eat the shit, but I want the exact same style of taco I've ordered every time I've been there since 1994.
 
Why do I have to specify that I want the diced, "grilled", fajita-style chicken in a chicken taco, now? The default is that soupy shredded chicken dog food.

I mean you'd think they would know better than to change the style of meat in a staple menu item, but Jesus Herbert Walker Christ, nobody likes shredded chicken. I'm not that picky, I can eat the shit, but I want the exact same style of taco I've ordered every time I've been there since 1994.

This is why companies don't care about us, why make money having all your products remain quality when the next sixteen layer monstrosity will sell more?
 
If they ever bring the Beefy Crunch Burrito back, swap the beef for diced chicken, and add lettuce, tomato, jalapenos, half a shot of red sauce, and some salsa.

I don't know if it tastes good sober, but I'll never fucking forget it.
 
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