Taco Bell - Make a run for the toilet

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A Wumpa Fruit said:
Well, banned is an exaggeration, it´s more like....cultural differences
Taco Bell doesn´t exist in Mexico
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Bro, you get the original shit and you're pining for Taco Bell? Is that why we're having problems with border hoppers, you people want to sample fucking Taco Bell?! Get your abuela to make you something, it'll be a million times better.
 
EnemyStand said:
Bro, you get the original shit and you're pining for Taco Bell? Is that why we're having problems with border hoppers, you people want to sample fucking Taco Bell?! Get your abuela to make you something, it'll be a million times better.
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erhh, yeah, your point is completely valid, but you know, a taco bell maybe for obscure trash food options, for example, there´s less than 8 wendy´s and 4 cheesecake factories here and you know, like only 2 or 3 taco bells in all the country, if you are bored and want to eat bootleg national food to see how it tastes one time, it could be interesting, blasphemous but interesting
 
A Wumpa Fruit said:
erhh, yeah, your point is completely valid, but you know, a taco bell maybe for obscure trash food options, for example, there´s less than 8 wendy´s and 4 cheesecake factories here and you know, like only 2 or 3 taco bells in all the country, if you are bored and want to eat bootleg national food to see how it tastes one time, it could be interesting, blasphemous but interesting
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I kind of want to find your dox so I can email your most senior female family member so she can beat the heresy out of you with her chancla.

Regardless, Taco Bell is...hm. It's weird. Like, you know the semi-stale flour tortilla and grade Z meat is supposed to taste bland, but they toss so much cheese and sour cream and refried beans it kind of tricks your brain into liking it. The meat has a hint of cumin and chili powder, but it's a literal hint. The tortillas are just terrible on your own, the best thing is their hard tortilla shells for the hard tacos but they have a mild corn taste and that's it. The veggies are flavorless. Also, Wendy's is just barely better than McD's and BK and eating at the Cheesecake Factory will probably transform you into a chubby white girl.
 
EnemyStand said:
Bro, you get the original shit and you're pining for Taco Bell? Is that why we're having problems with border hoppers, you people want to sample fucking Taco Bell?! Get your abuela to make you something, it'll be a million times better.
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I mean, to be fair, America is a place where you can get legit hamburgers, and also Burger King. And sometimes I enjoy the real hamburgers but sometimes I'm jonesin' for a damn Whopper. So I get it.
 
buddy was picking up taco bell, I put in for one of those big beef and potato burritos with a backup of "something large and with beef" got "grilled nacho steak" burrito since they didn't do the beef/potato big ones anymore
and a baja blast

nice enough
about what I was expecting
 
They're bringing the Mexican Pizza back.

I REPEAT: MEXICAN PIZZA IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

(not until May 19 but still... yay!)
 
Let me know when they bring back the Loaded Potato Griller, its the only item on the menu I enjoy. I read that they brought it back but when I went to my local Taco Bell they said it wasn't carried anymore.
 
Is it just me or am I the only person that has no issues with eating Taco Bell? It always gets a bad rep for making people ill but that's never happened to me.

I love me some Taco Bell but it is indeed garbage food. Drunk at 1am garbage food. Although on the weekends, there are plenty of vendors that sell bacon wrapped hot dogs when the bars close.
 
Agoodpotroast said:
Is it just me or am I the only person that has no issues with eating Taco Bell? It always gets a bad rep for making people ill but that's never happened to me.
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Agreed. The whole “omg! Taco Bell gave me the worst diarrhea guiz!” thing is either a retarded Reddit meme that won’t die or these people have the wimpiest digestive system ever.

I will say though that they seem to be really liberal with how much sour cream they use. A little bit goes a long way and every time lately when I ask to go light on the sour cream, the food still looks like a giant splooged all over it.
 
My only problem with Taco Bell is now with the price increase everywhere, Taco Bell just isn't worth going to anymore
 
ProblematicUser420 said:
I have never understood normies fascination with the mexican pizza
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According to a poo I talked to it's the closest thing you can get to Indian fast food when you order it a certain way, and that's why they're bringing it back.
Amaranth said:
My only problem with Taco Bell is now with the price increase everywhere, Taco Bell just isn't worth going to anymore
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Yep. Been going to Del taco more recently. Moore food for less money
 
I would order a spicy tostada and spicy potato taco when I'd want something quick to eat. Looks like they got rid of the tostada from the dollar menu, unless it shows up when the pizza does. They keep on promoting the nacho fries, but they don't look good or tasty.
 
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The Token Ethnic said:
I would order a spicy tostada and spicy potato taco when I'd want something quick to eat. Looks like they got rid of the tostada from the dollar menu, unless it shows up when the pizza does. They keep on promoting the nacho fries, but they don't look good or tasty.
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Nacho fries are just "okay". They're not terrible, but I don't get normie hype around them either.

I'd rather they just make them a permanent menu item instead of wasting so much time and space on them being limited time things.
 
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