Taco Bell - Make a run for the toilet

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i want my taco salad back
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they can make the taco shell bowl smaller. i dont care. just bring it back dammit
 
Taco Bell is a guilty pleasure of mine. Wish they still put green onions on The Mexican Pizza. Just keep a bottle of peroxide handy to clean the blood stains out of your underwear.
 
I'm english, so our taco bells will be different, but that quesadilla sauce is lush, I take pockets of the stuff to use for french fries or my own quesadillas(No monty jack, that doesn't exist in europe).
 
frito burrito simple yet effective and the only fucking thing I liked from there, I don't eat there often and I know its been gone a few years but I know they had an offbrand frito like offering and yesterday I went and they didn't even have that.
 
DeadwastePrime said:
i want my taco salad back
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they can make the taco shell bowl smaller. i dont care. just bring it back dammit
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The day they halved the beef in that thing and replaced it with cheaper rice was the final straw. That was when you knew America was doomed, when you couldn't even get a satisfying serving of cardboard mixed with beef trimmings in your overpriced Tex-Mex.

Then they stopped serving it, but by that point it didn't matter anyway...
 
Every early 2000s neckbeards favorite. "Why pay more" campaign was high-key genius...
FUCKING INSANE.

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So I tried one of those taco bell home kits the other night, the soft taco one and picked up a bottle of that red spicy taco bell sauce to go with it. tbh I wasn't too impressed. The tacos were dry and really small, there really wasn't enough of the powdered mix you add to the hamburger you're supposed to cook for it and the sauce it came with was a little on the bland side and came in a really awkwardly shaped plastic pack that was difficult to pour without getting it all over the place cause of its shape and the fact it tore really easy wherever you cut it to open it. The separate bottle of that spicy shit I got with it was decent though, though not nearly as spicy as its advertising implies, which probably isn't very surprising

Overall i'd say don't bother with the home kit unless you can get them really cheap. You'd be better off just getting regular soft taco shells and whatever your goto meat spice mix is and maybe a bottle of that spicy sauce if you want it to taste somewhat like something you'd get at taco bell. You'd get a better quality taco that way. You're really just paying for the name. Its just too bare bones and what is there there isn't much of. If you want taco bell go to taco bell, less hassle, less mess and probably a better taco unless you're adding a bunch of your own stuff to it and at that point why bother with taco bell at all. Theres also the fact that when you factor in buying the meat, sour cream, cheese, better sauce, salsa and whatever else you put on your tacos you're getting a taco bell in name only taco at considerably higher of a price

But yeah, I do recommend the bottled sauce though, just don't expect it to be all that spicy
 
This looks absolutly cursed and will probably liquify my colon and I WILL be standing in line in front of my local Taco Bell to get one.
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WonderWino said:
So I tried one of those taco bell home kits the other night, the soft taco one and picked up a bottle of that red spicy taco bell sauce to go with it. tbh I wasn't too impressed. The tacos were dry and really small, there really wasn't enough of the powdered mix you add to the hamburger you're supposed to cook for it and the sauce it came with was a little on the bland side and came in a really awkwardly shaped plastic pack that was difficult to pour without getting it all over the place cause of its shape and the fact it tore really easy wherever you cut it to open it. The separate bottle of that spicy shit I got with it was decent though, though not nearly as spicy as its advertising implies, which probably isn't very surprising

Overall i'd say don't bother with the home kit unless you can get them really cheap. You'd be better off just getting regular soft taco shells and whatever your goto meat spice mix is and maybe a bottle of that spicy sauce if you want it to taste somewhat like something you'd get at taco bell. You'd get a better quality taco that way. You're really just paying for the name. Its just too bare bones and what is there there isn't much of. If you want taco bell go to taco bell, less hassle, less mess and probably a better taco unless you're adding a bunch of your own stuff to it and at that point why bother with taco bell at all. Theres also the fact that when you factor in buying the meat, sour cream, cheese, better sauce, salsa and whatever else you put on your tacos you're getting a taco bell in name only taco at considerably higher of a price

But yeah, I do recommend the bottled sauce though, just don't expect it to be all that spicy
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The only time I bought one I ended up with massive food poisoning so I’ve tried to stay clear of Taco Bell ever since.
 
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