Taco Bell - Make a run for the toilet

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What's your favorite item?

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Taco Bell meat looks like literal wet dog food. I'll eat it if there's nothing else around to eat, but if I'm going to eat anything that looks even remotely like a taco or burrito, I'll make it myself and 5 times better in fact.
 
XXL Grilled Stuffed Burritos are my go-to thing right now

Thy taco bell giveth and thy taco bell taketh away
 
Everybody has "that food" that's shitty, but they enjoy it anyway. A "guilty pleasure food," if you will.

Taco Bell is that for me. Easily my favorite fast food, and it's amazing for when you're drunk (there's a reason why it has that reputation). My favorite items are the quesadillas, the chalupas, and the regular crunchy tacos. Their burritos are OK, but I rarely get them. My burrito cravings are reserved for Chipotle.

Sometimes, when the mood strikes me to be kinda white trash-y, I love spiking my Mountain Dew Baja Blast with tequila. Delicious, I tell you. Goes perfectly with the shitty fast food. lol.

With the upcoming vegan menu, the only true loss for me are the apple empanadas. I didn't get them regularly (just every so often if I was craving a sweet treat), but they were delicious. Probably my favorite "apple pie" from a fast food joint, too. F
 
Gonna hit the bell in like an hour, out catfishing and I'm like 4 joints deep and hungry as hell, passing by one on my way home from the river.

What should I get?

ETA: to clarify, by cat fishing I mean I'm sitting next to a fishing rod soaking a piece of cut up creek chub hoping to catch an actual big fat catfish. Not scamming lonely ppl online.
 
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W00K #17 said:
Gonna hit the bell in like an hour, out catfishing and I'm like 4 joints deep and hungry as hell, passing by one on my way home from the river.

What should I get?
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I'd suggest a Burrito Supreme.
 
W00K #17 said:
Gonna hit the bell in like an hour, out catfishing and I'm like 4 joints deep and hungry as hell, passing by one on my way home from the river.

What should I get?

ETA: to clarify, by cat fishing I mean I'm sitting next to a fishing rod soaking a piece of cut up creek chub hoping to catch an actual big fat catfish. Not scamming lonely ppl online.
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In terms of price, just going ham on Frito Burritos are always a good option. Burrito Supremes are also a decent choice, but I have a sick love of the Quesarito and drowning in its cheese sauciness. That and Quesadillas man.
 
I tried the toasted cheddar chalupa myself a few nights ago. Pretty sure I just went through a bad location because that thing was hard as a rock. You could have chucked it at someone's head and fucking killed them. Might have to drive to a different location and try it again. The Taco Bells in my area are really hit and miss as far as quality goes.
 
I prefer taquerias. 3 tacos Pastor with corn tortillas, onions, cilantro, and Salsa Verde. Maybe some Oaxaca cheese (not much).
 
I like the Doritos Locos Tacos, like the pleb that I am. I do like their quesadillas though, and Baja Blast is a damn good Mountain Dew flavor.

Also, never had the shits from Taco Bell, even with liberal amounts of hot sauce to my meal.
 
Alex Krycek said:
I prefer taquerias. 3 tacos Pastor with corn tortillas, onions, cilantro, and Salsa Verde. Maybe some Oaxaca cheese (not much).
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Taco Bell =/= tacos. When I want Taco Bell, slow cooked pastor on a handmade tortilla isn't going to hit the spot, and vice versa. Totally different animals.

Anyway, run for the border and eat the mini shredded chicken quesadillas. They are so fucking good for $1.
 
Taco bell never fails to disappoint me when I need them most. Once ordered a crunch wrap with the works and instead of the usual filling all there were was sour cream and cheese sauce. No idea how you fuck up that bad
 
Big Dick Taco Bell Order:
2 cheesy bean and rice burritos
1 potato loaded griller
Don't @ me
 
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