Take a random object/thing and politicize it - Create a fake outrage

Eating cheese is literal white supremacy. Since more POC are lactose intolerant compared to white people, you are inherently being a white supremacist if you eat it. Also, most cheese varieties originated in Europe, so eating cheese means you support European hegemony all over the world. If you are a POC that likes eating cheese, you have internalized racism, that’s just the facts. In order to rid yourself of this, you must stop eating all dairy products. Dairy is white as well, so it means you are letting whiteness into your body. This isn’t just about cheese, cheese and all dairy are symbols of white supremacy. Be a good person and stop eating any and all dairy.
 
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I just discovered the Nazi Party never had any trans women POC and I'm like wtf, I'm literally crying
I never thought the Nazis were so racist, misogynist and transphobic
 
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Slartibartfast said:
Locks are tools of anglo-capitalistic patriarchal oppression. They are used to keep useful goods and materials that could help the less fortunate who could obviously put them to better use. Also, the require an insertion in order to operate; a clear metaphor for the rape of women by the patriarchal structures of our modern western culture.

I hear you saying "but safety" when really what you should be doing is realizing that if everyone had access to everything freely, including one another's personal spaces, then there would be no crime; crime is simply the last resort of the oppressed to survive when pressed upon by the overbearing hand of white governmental pressures.
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Jesus Christ, I'm sure I've read something similar on some shit feminist blog
 
Are you fucking kidding me? There is literally nothing redeemable about shower curtains. First of all, who the fuck do you think you are to tell me I can't share my body with the world? I WILL show my body WHEREVER I please because I AM a PROUD and BEAUTIFUL femme who will not let your dumbass oppressive sex-negative opinions go platformed. Secondly, shower curtains are undeniably transphobic as fuck. They are only kept open or closed, and whenever I shower with it half open that bitch Tina (I can say it, re-appropriated) yells at me for getting her makeup AKA beauty standard-enablers wet. How fucking transphobic can one person get to assume that these have to be binary, either open or closed. My curtain is pulled on a spectrum, thanks, and you can either deal with it or get Title IX'd. And let's not forget that curtains of ANY form are inherently symbols of division and tools for xenophobia. In fact, shower curtain sales have gone up 57% under the Trump administration (Source: https://youtu.be/zWZe0sgkJd0?t=2). Basically just stop being a shitty person ?? and quit this misogynistic transphobic xenophobic bullshit ??? thanks sweaty
 
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Having doors on buildings and houses is white supremacist and anti-immigrant. By having doors, it’s showing that you support Drumpf in building a wall because walls are similar in function to doors. You are literally killing all POCs when you do this because you aren’t letting them into your dwelling because of closed doors. We need to get rid of all doors because humans deserve the rights to roam freely. If you close the door on these people, you’ll literally make it impossible for them to survive. Be a good person and get rid of all doors to show Drumpf that you are open to all people and won’t accept white supremacist rhetoric. We need to love everyone and in doing that, we cannot have doors. Be pro immigration and anti racist by removing all doors you have today!
 
Fat privilege is never having to be hungry for long.
Fat privilege is never suffering the awkwardness of turning down a friend's request for help, because nobody expects jack shit of you.
Fat privilege is being able to do a weekly food shop from the comfort of a mobility scooter.
Fat privilege is living in a country where it's actually financially possible for anybody to be fat.
Fat privilege is always having an excuse.
#oppressedbyfatties #dontsitonmeohgodpleasedontsitonme
#seriouslyidonthaveanysnacks
 
Semen needs to check its fucking PRIVILEGE.

I DIDN'T ASK TO COME OUT WHITE, AND NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE. FUCK YOU FOR SPREADING YOUR HONKEY WHITE BULLSHIT ONTO ALL OF US, AND NOW WE ARE ALL TAINTED!!!1
 
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Why are drink bottles so fatphobic? They have an oblong, skinny shape that reinforces impossible beauty standards, especially amongst women of size. Water is a life necessity, but its universal container shape is a metaphor for thin bodies being that "necessity" in life!
 
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Waffle irons are evil political machines that cause divisiveness because waffles have to be covered with blueberry or red strawberry topping - further driving a wedge between people.
 
Florescent lighting is extremely racist because they use a phosphor coating inside the tube to make it white. I strongly believe we should remove that coating from every florescent lamp. What could go wrong?
 
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Humans dressing up as animals is just as offensive as white people wearing blackface
 
Reading books is a product of racism and classism, because only educated white people historically knew how to read.
 
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Sprig of Parsley said:
They did that already. Sorry.
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What the actual fuck?
Okay let me try harder:

Showering and taking care of your appearance is a symbol of white supremacy because many company and school dress codes are white-centric so trying to follow them means you subscribe to Aryan ideals of beauty and that's something literally Hitler did.
 
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Fat Pikachu said:
What the actual fuck?
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I need to see if I can find/archive the tweet chain but no shit some Twitter twat was saying that a focus on reading and literature in education was colonialism as it privileged written word over the oral traditions more common amongst colonized peoples.
 
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Cologne and perfume are tools of gender stereotypes. Why is it assumed only men can wear cologne and only women can wear perfume? Why do we straightjacket society into behaving like programmed robots? Let anyone wear any fragrance they feel comfortable with and identify with!
 
You know what's sexist? Walls and ceilings. They're always at least 6 feet tall and 3 feet wide. Why, because men are on average bigger than women? Why can't we make woman-centric rooms and hallways that are 5'7" max?
 
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