Take an everyday word, and find a way to make it offend you.

[PsychoNerd054]

Here's what you do here.

(1) Think of a random word
(2) Make up a way it might be deemed offensive
(3) Suggest a new word or phrase to replace it

Example: The word "vagina" is deemed bigoted because it is biased towards transexuals born with one. The term "front hole" is far more tolerant towards said people.

Sauce: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/weird...r-smaller-stories.12910/page-270#post-3681655

 

[ES 148]

'Null' is offensive for reminding me of known child molester Joshua Moon - it should be replaced with 'validn't'

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Vagina. THEY'RE CALLED 'FRONT HOLES' NOW!
REEEEEEE!

 

[Nekromantik]

Valid is offensive because it is now used to encourage stupid ideas.

Example: Calling a vagina a front hole is valid. Asexuals that have sex are valid.

It should be replaced with moronic.

Calling a vagina a front hole is "moronic". Asexulas that have sex are "moronic".

 

[RG 448]

“Anal” used as an adjective can easily be misinterpretted as buttfucking, i.e. “the librarian got anal yesterday” could easily be misinterpreted to be sexual. The term, therefore, should be changed to “anal-but-not-like-the-buttfucking-anal”.

 

[BerriesArnold]

"Offend" I take offense to the word offend. What if I wanted to off myself one day? I need the liberty to say, "Hey Frank, I feel rather off these days. I think I'd like to end it all tonight." To that, I'd like Frank to cheekily reply "Boy, BerriesArnold offended themselves yesterday. Sure gonna miss the guy."

What the hell is another word for ending oneself? "Suicide"? Puh-leaze. That's so old school and crude. Dare I say, barbaric. "Offended" sounds so much better. What am I, a caveman?? I take offense to that.

And that was my rhetoric, your honor. Now it's time to go offend myself.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Dick is an offensive insult because most dicks don’t have a dick. Replace dick with cunt.

 

[UnKillFill]

Niggardly: not generous; stingy
It could be considered offensive due to the phonetic similarity to the (etymologically different) word "Nigger".
I suggest we use the word "Jew" instead as a replacement.