taking a break.... 12/31/18

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JerkyPirate said:
I love how she is so passive aggressive about the shitty food, I bet it was a place Becky picked over what big AL would have wanted and so we get to see how disgusting it is - but don't worry she won't send Becky out for more, but she did make Becky bring her the garbage can so she could dramatically bin it. What a fat bitch.

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When Becky says she will go pick up a vat of CF Orange Chicken.
 
Masta said:
I did not see that, there really is "two" tins..
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I count 4 tins including hers with the spaghetti.
So where is all that food?

More Torrid. She is busting out of their biggest size (6X) & yet still thinks a cardigan in a 2X is the correct size to wear. They barely cover her shoulders anymore.

And for me, the worst part of Amber is her being dirty. Dirty nails, clothing & that hair. Why does she go around being dirty? I swear, no matter what make up she puts on or clothing she wears, I always imagine that she smells. If she can't shower or even stand & wash her hair, how in the world does she clean herself properly after going to the bathroom?
She must be very close to 600 pounds. Everything, even in the biggest sizes is too tight. Honestly, I don't see her losing weight at all. The girl has ruined her life.
 
she is so fucking predictable. between that and the endless torrid hauls, I don't even watch every video (or all of it) anymore

I did get a kick out of her saying that her fresh crop of torrid horrors will look more flattering as she loses weight. Implying she's - at any point - going to be losing weight
 
I always find the trick with Amber is to take whatever she says and reverse if you want anything close to the truth.
"I've lost weight guys" = gained 10 lbs
" I'm being really raw and honest" = lying through my crooked tusks
" I have a doctor/therapist/dietician" = hell no
" I love Becky" = I despise her (but i need a servant)
" I didn't want to send Becky out to pick up another serving of spaghetti + meatballs" = I am fucking furious with her for not going out to get me more food. How dare she?

I'm also wondering if her miraculously improved sleeping habits are due to the purchase of a CPAP machine. Cheap crappy models can be bought off ebay - and you just know our gorl isn't going to worry about getting one properly fitted and calibrated. That would mean another Dr's visit!
Like a typical narcissist, Amber consistently believes she knows more than anyone with a medical qualification, so it seems likely to me that she would do 30 minutes of google research on sleep apnea and then decide to purchase a machine herself.
 
To be honest I'm surprised every time she even leaves her house, if she gains more elbees she's gonna have a reallll hard time even sitting in a car.

Of course it'll be because the seat got smaller, and becky needs to get a new car, and not because she's constantly inflating like that blueberry girl in wonka's chocolate factory....
 
CindyChafe said:
I died laughing at that. :lit::lit::lit:

Don't know what I was expecting from this video but I think it was exactly what I got.
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I feel that feel. I go into her videos expecting absolutely nothing and yet each time I walk away disappointed. At this point I’m watching just to see how long before big AL goes into cardiac arrest midway through a YouNow stream.

Wherein no one will call EMS and Becky won’t be available because she’ll be at Wal-Matt with the gays. The stream will go on for a few hours with the only sound being Twinkie’s nails hitting the floor as he occasionally walks around the house looking for places to shit since no one can let him outside. Finally, Becky returns and sees AL laid out on the ground, facedown, and house smelling like hot, stagnant dog shit. The guilt of leaving AL to die alone drives her insane and she starts bringing out the Ouija board to try to talk to her now-ex girlfriend one more time.

Eric turns her grief into a series on his channel and assured viewers that AL is talking to them from beyond. But even as a ghost, Amber’s still a catty, lying, bitch, and convinces Becky to leave her “offerings” at her alter they converted from the birthday picture board. Every evening, Becky lights the unused wax melts, places a large serving of orange chicken and a Diet Coke on the alter, claps her hands in prayer like she saw on Naruto that one time, and says a solemn prayer.
 
pecansandies said:
seriously this bitch IS the USA carbon footprint
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It's funny because it's true. Bitch throws away new books after reading them once, buys crap she throws away in a week and eats like a family of five. She can't think of anyone else except herself and the void she tries to fill with food and plastic knick knacks. She isn't living long, thankfully, but making more trash than a human would in five lifetimes.
 
How long did her schedule even last? A week? This is why she's going to die, because she can't even stick to a simple upload schedule of videos that take little to no effort to make, so there's no way she has a hope of sticking to a strict diet and health regime to lose 300 pounds. I swear, at this point she's going to update that she bought herself an oxygen tank to take a break from breathing cause it's too hard.
 
ThisWillBeFun said:
And for me, the worst part of Amber is her being dirty. Dirty nails, clothing & that hair. Why does she go around being dirty? I swear, no matter what make up she puts on or clothing she wears, I always imagine that she smells. If she can't shower or even stand & wash her hair, how in the world does she clean herself properly after going to the bathroom?
She must be very close to 600 pounds. Everything, even in the biggest sizes is too tight. Honestly, I don't see her losing weight at all. The girl has ruined her life.
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Look, all she needs to fix that is a Bobby pin, ok?
 
I would not be at all surprised if, while waiting for Becky to get more food, she suddenly gets hungry and takes the food out of the trash and wolfs it down so she doesn't have to walk to the kitchen.
 
Mooty Mooty Mooty said:
I would not be at all surprised if, while waiting for Becky to get more food, she suddenly gets hungry and takes the food out of the trash and wolfs it down so she doesn't have to walk to the kitchen.
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I hate you for implanting this idea in my head because now I can’t stop thinking about how that trashcan was within arms reach :'(
 
I wonder if in big AL's twisted mind, having been able to fall asleep at midnight means the sleep apnea doesn't exist. Gorl, the doctor just told you about sleep apnea, what you talking about insomnia for. It's amazing how her brain just went into denial mode seamlessly after that appointment, like nothing ever happened.
 
Mooty Mooty Mooty said:
I would not be at all surprised if, while waiting for Becky to get more food, she suddenly gets hungry and takes the food out of the trash and wolfs it down so she doesn't have to walk to the kitchen.
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Oh she is SO going in for a trash-can dive in the privacy of her own kitchen. She'll probably kick the can over and blame the dogs in an attempt to allay suspicion. I suspect that "the dogs" sneaking food in that house is a fairly frequent occurrence. I also think our gorl is no stranger to dumpster diving for food (in her younger years anyway). These days she wouldn't even fit into a regular dumpster.
 
Pog Mathoin said:
Oh she is SO going in for a trash-can dive in the privacy of her own kitchen. She'll probably kick the can over and blame the dogs in an attempt to allay suspicion. I suspect that "the dogs" sneaking food in that house is a fairly frequent occurrence. I also think our gorl is no stranger to dumpster diving for food (in her younger years anyway). These days she wouldn't even fit into a regular dumpster.
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I thought her only casket option now was a dumpster..
 
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Goooorl don't you know? Hamber only likes her spaghetti à la Buddy the elf.
 
I'm honestly sad she is taking a break, I was hoping for another "this is me" video were she vows to lose weight for her new years resolution, then loses 20lbs and gains 80lb subsequently.
 
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