Talk to Phil thread - Hey Phil I know you read the farms so...

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Do you think Phil reads this thread?

  • Absolutely

    Votes: 184 66.4%

  • No kill yourself faggot

    Votes: 59 21.3%

  • I have no balls so I sit on the fence on this one.

    Votes: 34 12.3%
  • Total voters
    277
Hey Phil, I heard you got engaged to your girlfriend. Congrats! When are you and Leanna gonna marry?
 
I DOXXed you're mom and sent this gif to her many times lol

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Hi Phil, big fan. Just wanted to say that I love watching you over-react for quarters, and putting on silly outfits. Maybe get a clown nose next and make it the $300 goal? I really think you'd hit it. And don't worry about the little dick, it's okay, who'd fuck you anyway?
 
Thank you Phil for all of the entertainment and laughs which you have given us. By following you, not only do I get to laugh at you, but I also get to laugh at your retarded fans, mods, and A-Logs. It truly is a gift for someone to be such a retard/lolcow magnet, especially when you put in no effort to anything other than playing WWE Gacha, drinking gin, and pretending to love your horse
 
Phil were you really a virgin until you were in your 30s? I am genuinely curious since you lied about being engaged on those street fighter forums and you never talked about women(or was seen with one) until Leanna,in fact you lied about being with a woman when you were in that hotel room with those guys,did a woman touch your micro pee pee before the age of 30? I know that calling someone a virgin is a crap troll insult but in your case its funnier because you claim to have no problem when it comes to getting women.

MoonRocker said:
Phil, none of us are jealous of you. We don’t envy you. We don’t respect you. We don’t care much for you.

You’re just a version of the internet’s “Elephant Man” that you’d find at your local freak show. There’s something mesmerizing about you and I’m not claiming this within a positive context: your ability to attract some of the most exceptional individuals on the internet is a testament of how weird of a human being you are. You have your own autistic gravitational pull where weirdoes, furfags, and losers are naturally attracted to you and either love you or hate you.

You live in extremities and therefore produce the same feelings within people. It’s a love-hate relationship, with nothing in between.

You’re awful at video games and at your craft. You’re not entertaining and you suck as a person. You have no morals or values of your own. You’re a sponge for the lowest common denominator of intellectual ideals and have shown no capacity for original or challenging thoughts.

You’re mediocre at everything you do and you’re not talented.

That’s why we like to gawk at you. That someone like you exists and is able to make decent money by wrangling ‘tardbux without remorse is your most fascinating aspect.
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Phil I know you read the first two sentences of this message,rolled your eyes,called him a stupid idiot in your head and stopped reading but read it again and in full this time,no one is jealous,you suck at everything and we laugh at you because you deserve it.

Hi Phil, big fan. Just wanted to say that I love watching you over-react for quarters, and putting on silly outfits. Maybe get a clown nose next and make it the $300 goal? I really think you'd hit it. And don't worry about the little dick, it's okay, who'd fuck you anyway?
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He should have a fedora 200$ tip goal,he doesnt mind being a clown so why not amp it up and wear a fedora? He would make 200$ every stream easily.
 
Hello Philip, unlike the other wonderful people here who wish that you neck yourself (do or do not, I don't care). I rather say that I would love it if you got hit by a car and become paraplegic.

See, death is a quick way for you to escape your problems and gain no consequences. Rather, you being paraplegic would be a riot to see because it would be hell on earth for you, your spergy potato lady, and potentially your parents. I can imagine Kat lifting you up to your wheelchair, but her being too weak and you too fat, that you constantly fall. But on the bright side, you will get more money, but I bet even if you were making millions, you would still be miserable and depressed to no end. I would not be surprised if the potato lady leaves you in the middle of the night, leaving you alone with no way to reach the first floor to go outside and get help.

Now you must think I am a sick individual with mental issues, but naw I am just a bit nihilistic. After all, you wanted Tevin arrested and considered him the equivalent to a drug dealer, used your dead friends as a way to gain monetary gain, used your parents (although it is kinda their fault but wtv), declawed your cat, treated your fans like shit and demand money from them, treated your friends like shit and blamed them for things not working out, lied to fans about overspending like the $40k on WWE gatcha game you refuse to acknowledge. So saying that you get hit by a car is just me thinking that would absolve you of your sins and balancing the universe out That being said enjoy your stay here and remember if you did disappear there are plenty of other lolcows on this planet to laugh at. I don't hate you, I am just outspoken.

Much Love From A Big Fan,
-Duke Morty
 
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Hi Phil, why are you so obsessed with dicks? You mention dicks and sucking way too much for a straight male.
 
Phil, stop being a pussy and put effort into your playthroughs. Either play games on Hard or fuck off. You are wasting everyone's time by playing like a complete bitch using cheese tactics for every game you play. Your Ghost of Tsushima playthrough is beyond boring.
 
Hey Phil,
Mup da do didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga.
 
Phil, never before has there been a better poster child for a total lack of self-awareness. Please step back just once in your life and realize that 100% of the "detractors" only make fun of you because your regular behavior is so incredibly obnoxious, childish, dishonest, and totally incapable of accepting blame for anything in your life.
 
Herro Phir, what's the deal with the "chicky chang wang" routine? Did the Koreans keep beating you at StarCraft back in the day or something?

Though given all the recent shit coming out, I have to say congrats on being one of the less creepy people in the fighting game community.
 
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