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Talk to Phil thread - Hey Phil I know you read the farms so...
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Sure is.
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Well goddamn. Congrats to her. Also, unless that picture is reversed, congrats to her on the apparent engagement ring.
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I don't think it's reversed because the book's spine reads correctly. I actually didn't even notice the ring, damn.
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Hey Phillypoops, I bet this weather really makes you fantasize about the Hulkster having to lose his speedo, you licking your gouty chops as sweat runs down his cum gutters, huh?
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Hey, Phil. You know you can't keep doing this forever, you know that, right? There's going to be a point in time where something is going to force you to change. Are you prepared for that, Phil? No, this isn't a threat, but more of a concern. I know, a brain dead idiot, concerned? Shock! What's that concern? Your elderly parent's having go fly out to Washington, put you on a conservator ship, and having to take control of your financial affairs because you're too fucking stupid to create a budget and actually be a mature adult. You're not getting any younger and you're FAR from employable unless you're working night shift doing security.
Hey Phil,
Just so you know you shouldn't let your lack of cooking skills stop you from doing cooking with the king (you know that series you said you did for funsies but you did it because you could monetise it?) You should check out kays cooking she does a mean spag bol an authentic 100% italian citizen such as yourself would love to eat check it out:
Or better yet, check out the mad at the internet episode about Kay:
Just so you know you shouldn't let your lack of cooking skills stop you from doing cooking with the king (you know that series you said you did for funsies but you did it because you could monetise it?) You should check out kays cooking she does a mean spag bol an authentic 100% italian citizen such as yourself would love to eat check it out:
Or better yet, check out the mad at the internet episode about Kay:
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Ok Dave I got a business idea for you. Since you got that free Xbox, your fans have been asking you to give away some of the old consoles you have. Now I know you say the shipping is over $100 (X to doubt) but if that is the case then charge your fans to do the shipping, I bet some paypigs would gladly pay for the shipping. After all, the consoles you have range from $200-$300 so if anything your fans get a previous gen console for a big discount.
Now how can you make money off of this, well let me explain. You can do a giveaway where people can go to a site to register for the giveaway and have it open for a week or two. After the giveaway is done you can do a big Giveaway Winner Reveal Marathon, where you will announce the winner of the giveaway anytime during the stream. This will bring in people and your paypigs will donate like crazy to support you being so generous.
Now what site can you use for this well there is a site that many large companies and streamers use to do giveaways. That site is called Gleam.io
Note: Left an example of what a Gleam submission down below. Also this isnt my account in the picture but a stock photo from an article https://www.goinflow.com/blog/how-gleam-io-increased-my-email-list-by-19733/
That site has people register with an email. Once they register they can submit in points to increase their odds of winning. For instance, you can have people gain one point for subbing to your YouTube channel, another point to follow you on Twitter, another point to retweet the giveaway tweet, another point to watch a video, and so many other ways.
Now you may be thinking how this helps you and let me explain. People who use this site forces them to follow/subscribe to your social media platforms. That helps you gain new followers and boosts you up in algorithms. Plus giveaways can help you be seen in a better light with certain people and companies. This can help you get sponsorships or shout-outs from other streamers (lets be honest you too much of a pussy to accept sponsorships). But using this site would be a win win for you. You will be seen as a good guy giving away your stuff (you can sign the consoles, we know that adds value...of about a penny), you get to boost your followers/sub counts, get a video or two watched thus boosting your views (after all your videos have low views for a channel that has been around for 12 years).
You could sell your consoles at Gamestop but you will get only $160 in cash and $200 in store credit. That is not much and that wont help your YouTube channel nor help you get more fans. But a giveaway will boost your channel, gain more followers, and like I said before people would donate you money for being such a great guy.
Note: I left picture of what Gamestop will pay for an Xbox One X down below.
That being said you wont do any of this and just pawn your consoles and use the money to get drunk, buy sweaty men in thongs jpegs, and buy hay for your horse. Now if you dont do this giveaway it shows you lack any idea how a business is ran and is lazy. Oh, and stop using detractors as an excuse for you failing. Every company and streamer has detractors but it doesnt stop them from being successful. You just lack the motivation and work ethic to be something big. Well use this advice or not, I dont care.
Now how can you make money off of this, well let me explain. You can do a giveaway where people can go to a site to register for the giveaway and have it open for a week or two. After the giveaway is done you can do a big Giveaway Winner Reveal Marathon, where you will announce the winner of the giveaway anytime during the stream. This will bring in people and your paypigs will donate like crazy to support you being so generous.
Now what site can you use for this well there is a site that many large companies and streamers use to do giveaways. That site is called Gleam.io
Note: Left an example of what a Gleam submission down below. Also this isnt my account in the picture but a stock photo from an article https://www.goinflow.com/blog/how-gleam-io-increased-my-email-list-by-19733/
That site has people register with an email. Once they register they can submit in points to increase their odds of winning. For instance, you can have people gain one point for subbing to your YouTube channel, another point to follow you on Twitter, another point to retweet the giveaway tweet, another point to watch a video, and so many other ways.
Now you may be thinking how this helps you and let me explain. People who use this site forces them to follow/subscribe to your social media platforms. That helps you gain new followers and boosts you up in algorithms. Plus giveaways can help you be seen in a better light with certain people and companies. This can help you get sponsorships or shout-outs from other streamers (lets be honest you too much of a pussy to accept sponsorships). But using this site would be a win win for you. You will be seen as a good guy giving away your stuff (you can sign the consoles, we know that adds value...of about a penny), you get to boost your followers/sub counts, get a video or two watched thus boosting your views (after all your videos have low views for a channel that has been around for 12 years).
You could sell your consoles at Gamestop but you will get only $160 in cash and $200 in store credit. That is not much and that wont help your YouTube channel nor help you get more fans. But a giveaway will boost your channel, gain more followers, and like I said before people would donate you money for being such a great guy.
Note: I left picture of what Gamestop will pay for an Xbox One X down below.
That being said you wont do any of this and just pawn your consoles and use the money to get drunk, buy sweaty men in thongs jpegs, and buy hay for your horse. Now if you dont do this giveaway it shows you lack any idea how a business is ran and is lazy. Oh, and stop using detractors as an excuse for you failing. Every company and streamer has detractors but it doesnt stop them from being successful. You just lack the motivation and work ethic to be something big. Well use this advice or not, I dont care.
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Hi Dark, you probably won't read this, but I'm not going to tell you something you don't already know, so it's okay.
You're a fat retard. You beg for a living. Your soulmate is still with you because your crib beats going back to the trailer park. Your name is a synonym of failure. However, thank you for the fun and chill streams. Thanks for existing just as you are to provide many people with content we enjoy.
You're a fat retard. You beg for a living. Your soulmate is still with you because your crib beats going back to the trailer park. Your name is a synonym of failure. However, thank you for the fun and chill streams. Thanks for existing just as you are to provide many people with content we enjoy.
Nothing_I_Could_Snort
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Still always reminds me of the Easter Island heads (Moai). But better than Khet by far!!
Michael Richards
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thanks phil b/c after seeing what sonichu followers have to deal with its refreshing to not have to worry whether your favorite online celeb is banging his live in mommy or not
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Hey, Phil.
I have to ask: how in the FUCK can you screw up nepotism so HARD? Remember when your dad got a promotion at the helicopter company, got you a job in HIS department to take ORDERS over the phone for replacement parts? Your job was designed for people like you! Grab your headset, hit green button on screen, verify account, place order. Did you walk around gloating about how you were better than everyone that got that job through applying? If a rude customer got off the phone with you, did you call them "fucking stupid!" and how you wanted to "slap them if they talked to you like that in person?"
I'm honestly curious, Dave.
I have to ask: how in the FUCK can you screw up nepotism so HARD? Remember when your dad got a promotion at the helicopter company, got you a job in HIS department to take ORDERS over the phone for replacement parts? Your job was designed for people like you! Grab your headset, hit green button on screen, verify account, place order. Did you walk around gloating about how you were better than everyone that got that job through applying? If a rude customer got off the phone with you, did you call them "fucking stupid!" and how you wanted to "slap them if they talked to you like that in person?"
I'm honestly curious, Dave.
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You know he'd get the little 1lb pink ones, and still only make it to MAYBE 8 reps before he had to tap out.
hey Phil, someone made Divinity not boring to watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEv2Xygeo_w
Maybe its your attitude that stinks and not the games you play?
Maybe its your attitude that stinks and not the games you play?
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Despite going through Derich's twitter every day, your face is still the most grotesque thing I see in this subforum
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Hey, Philliam! Another brain dead idiot again. Wanna know something funny? Freaking hilarious? This 46 second video has more editing and production value than anything you've done in the last 10 years. Also, what's your opinion on Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs?
www.youtube.com
The Friends Intro (but it's DSPgaming)
No one told you life was going to be this way. ACK ACK ACK ACK.
www.youtube.com
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Hey Phil, I know you weren't reading the farms in months Uuuh a million years (but still thanks for admitting) but I'd like to take your opinion on a weird streamer I found, I don't think you will like it, knowing your hard defined morals.
For money, he dresses up as a clown with varying pieces of clothes, several hats, tinted glasses and lots of colorful vests. And if he doesn't get the full set every stream then he threatens them with consequences.
This whole thing sounds really manipulative, abusive and dangerous. But this is the new normal I guess, however you don't do such things, you stick to your guns as an honest streamer. Opinions?
For money, he dresses up as a clown with varying pieces of clothes, several hats, tinted glasses and lots of colorful vests. And if he doesn't get the full set every stream then he threatens them with consequences.
This whole thing sounds really manipulative, abusive and dangerous. But this is the new normal I guess, however you don't do such things, you stick to your guns as an honest streamer. Opinions?
Hey Phil,
If something comes up that you need to deal with on a stream its ok you can drop the controller and go off and deal with it. Its a lot better than bitching on stream about it.
"Hey guys gonna need to deal with some behind the scenes stuff real quick, this does / doesn't affect the regular scheduled break enjoy some thugs on the floor while I go deal with it"
That's all you gotta say Phil.
You don't need to sit there rolling your eyes, tutting and sighing like having to deal with your wife is a chore to you, remember how pissed off Leanna got when you said how much her hospitalisation affected the Hate Live stream? Don't make the same mistake twice.
If something comes up that you need to deal with on a stream its ok you can drop the controller and go off and deal with it. Its a lot better than bitching on stream about it.
"Hey guys gonna need to deal with some behind the scenes stuff real quick, this does / doesn't affect the regular scheduled break enjoy some thugs on the floor while I go deal with it"
That's all you gotta say Phil.
You don't need to sit there rolling your eyes, tutting and sighing like having to deal with your wife is a chore to you, remember how pissed off Leanna got when you said how much her hospitalisation affected the Hate Live stream? Don't make the same mistake twice.