It'd make a fleshy slap sound and maybe jiggle a little.
He has a charming smile, he looks sweet. Fuck the attention-seeking, exploitative mother and her grifting, but between having a raging hateboner against a disabled bbeh and guilting money out of dumdums on the internet, I'm having trouble seeing which one is worse. $10 says this poster is one of those 'baby monkeys getting hurt' weirdos on youtube.
We live in a truly unique time where these ‘miracles’ would rarely survive past birth, so it’s difficult to quantify. We can, however, look to the past at historical attitudes towards miscarriage. Unsurprisingly they are very similar to today, where some grieve deeply and others feel hardly anything, or have mixed emotions. Early miscarriages were probably not seen as such, mostly due to the fact that doctors were largely disinterested in studying these things, so that is also unique to our time. Though any stroll through the Victorian section of your local cemetery will tell you that they at least had the wherewithal to bury them with proper funeral arrangements if they made it to near term.Now I really want to see what would happen if those flesh orbs were more common in humans, like if people would still do all the weird fundie potato shit with them
I get that pregnancy loss/grief/etc is still difficult, but forcing every accomplishment an actual kid has to be hamfisted to also focus on a kid that never really existed as a person in the first place (at least not with any sentience or awareness) doesn't really come off as healthy. Especially not when the actual kid wouldnt have any memories or grief of the dead spud.
Oh don't worry, it gets worse. Upon trying to look for more fucked up not baby pictures I discovered a condition called acardius acormus.
Paisley death clock starts when
The sad part of this one is that it's the result of a monozygotic twin (or more) pregnancy. There was likely a surviving sibling. Monozygotic twin pregnancy is dangerous, especially if the twins share a placenta and amniotic sac. In this condition, the twins are always monochorionic (one placenta) and sometimes monoamniotic (one amniotic sac).
it wasn't even a proper potato baby, it was basically just a heavy period lmao. imagine if your mom had to make your graduation about THIS
Homie had to share his graduation celebration with some spoiled meatloaf, F
At least the mother has a living child who's mostly normal. I can't imagine having some acormus shit and the doctor says "yup, that's your baby!
This is devolving into a catty Internet slapfight so this is the last I’ll post regarding this.
The head looks like the damn Resident Evil baby, Jesus fuck.
I thought you needed light therapy for jaundice not a cream
Jaundice causes itching in some patients, Cholestyramine is used to treat that, but it’s more so treating the effects an not the cause. So some topical cream could be used to help, but you’re correct in that light therapy treats the jaundice itself.
What? Is there a group of people online who like watching videos of baby monkies getting hurt?
And I hope the people who think they can, never have to find out if it's possible.
Awe that’s a cute little sucker. Poor kid.
Somehow this bothers me less than the less pure potato babies. You know they're not suffering in hellish agony every minute. They're literally just meatballs. I mean the Hartley Hooligans were little better than that but with any brain at all you don't know they can't feel any pain.
Not much more cool than telling a new mother she gave birth to a monstrous potato baby because of an error in the Sonic Hedgehog gene, because some autistic geneticist decided to call a gene responsible for some of the most horrific birth defects that. (Apparently they have wisely decided just to start calling it "SHH.")
