TARGET HAUL VLOG!!!! - 7/11/2018

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Cauliflower Gorl said:
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I've never seen a woman who wasn't pregnant hold their hands over their bellies like that. Most women prefer not to call attention to a bulging belly.
squinut said:
horrifying
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Hard to tell which is worse - the front or the back.
Oh Hamburgers said:
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I'm confused. In that pic, is she back home? (I'll have to watch it, won't I?)
 
This whole thing is so fucked up. Like, nothing surprises us with our gorl anymore, but when you step back and think about what she did on this "vacation," it's super weird and sad. I don't even feel like making fun of her right now. She has such a sad, miserable existence and no one to blame but herself.
 
Her feet roll outwards so she's actually standing on the outer edges of her feet. Her legs make contact with each other all the way down to her shins... she wears dresses as shirts and they are skin tight on her and become shirt-length, she has to buy extra pillows for the hotel because she can't breathe due to her likely CHF, and I'm sure she is absolutely dying in the southern heat and humidity in July.

... yet she still buys candy, eats at Cheesecake Factory that same day, and is talking about how hungry she is when deciding which chain restaurant to go to. I'm fascinated by her mental state because I cannot imagine someone experiencing all of the things I listed in the first paragraph and not being desperate to do anything possible to change their situation.

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Their lives are honestly sad. You'd never think this was a vlog by a nearly 30 years old. Everything they bought is something you'd expect to see a 15 year old buy. Candy and soda, shitty movies with Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Cinderella movie with Brandy, Nintedo stuff and shit ton of chuute stickers. And what's even sadder is the fact that they are on a so called holiday. Everything they do is the same crap they do at home. They just do it in a different location. Aren't holidays meant for getting a break from your everyday life? Go out and see and explore new places etc. Or is it something only her haydurs do on holidays. Only thing she's explored is a completely new Cheesecake Factory.
 
I’m not watching this shit. Amber’s fat life is impossibly boring to watch, can you imagine living it?

I do, however, appreciate everyone’s recaps and screen grabs, and I hope Amber purchased all the clothing she stretched to the point of no return while trying on.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
I reckon they will end up switching rooms with Eric because he has a handicap accessible room and she can't step over into the tub.
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I don’t know about that. Rickie is already attempting to nap on one of the beds. I think this was a happy accident for the queens. Amber states that they were supposed to have the exact same room and makes a point to show us each bathroom. Didn’t she already bitch about this in one of her other six “vacation” vlogs? I think each couple got their keys assuming the rooms were identical, the boys took their things into the room to get settled, and when Amber came a-reeeeeing about her bathroom, they made cooing noises to soothe her while smirking behind their hands. It was a small victory for Rickie who was secretly thrilled with her being “discomforted”.
 
The amount of space she takes inside the stall finally gives me an idea of how wide she is.
That ottoman behind her is big enough to hold a large tote and several clothes that will be tried. Yet Amber eclipses it, ignores it completely - as she does the hook on the wall - and tosses her own clothes on the floor of a public space.
 
Bitchinista said:
Her feet roll outwards so she's actually standing on the outer edges of her feet. Her legs make contact with each other all the way down to her shins... she wears dresses as shirts and they are skin tight on her and become shirt-length, she has to buy extra pillows for the hotel because she can't breathe due to her likely CHF, and I'm sure she is absolutely dying in the southern heat and humidity in July.

... yet she still buys candy, eats at Cheesecake Factory that same day, and is talking about how hungry she is when deciding which chain restaurant to go to. I'm fascinated by her mental state because I cannot imagine someone experiencing all of the things I listed in the first paragraph and not being desperate to do anything possible to change their situation.

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That's what happens when you have a severe food addiction...you become such a literal pig that eating becomes the single greatest part of your day, and feeling full with yummy food is the only thing in your life that takes away the depression and monotony.

Food addiction is one of the hardest to legitimately break because you can't stop eating food, unlike other addictions. Having the discipline to go to bed starving every night because your stomach is stretched to its breaking point....it takes a shit ton of work and the average idiot just can't do it.

This is why America is so fucking fat, and this is why the majority of Americans will be obese by 2030. I used to be a fat ass once upon a time too so I know how hard it can be, but I was able to break out of it and I lost more than 150 lbs to get to a normal weight.

But it just won't happen with Amberlynn. Our gorl is a toxic cocktail of (1) a low sub-100 IQ, (2) an enabler who's just as much of a fatass and never mitigates her behavior, (3) a sedentary lifestyle in rural Kentucky with no consequences that accommodations her at every turn, and (4) severe mental health issues. That's why it's important not to feed the beast with ad revenue, because it's the YouTubers who follow her freakshow without adblock that allow her and Necky to live in absolute squalor with few drawbacks.
 
ricecake said:
Another dress worn as a shirt.

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Yep, I'm bored as hell today so I did some searching through Target's website. The gray and black dresses are straight-sized dresses bc I couldn't find them in the plus size section, and they are both in stock in Lexington Targets.

You already linked the black dress, so here's the Grey dress

Then around the 4:00 mark in the video you can see her put the grey dress up to her chest and it's size XXL, the largest size she can get in that dress. I think there's either a lack of clothing that's actually her size in the plus size section, or she buys "straight size" dresses as shirts because it gives her mental comfort to be able to "fit" into an XXL.
 
Ooh, she went fancy and went to Target this time? I'm going to die from boredom.
 
She seems a little over excited about that handicap bathroom and shower... it looks like you could use the whole bathroom as the shower. Perfect to hose her down instead of doing it outside.

ricecake said:
Another dress worn as a shirt.

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Atleast they are actual dresses. I thought they looked like more sleep shirts. The one with the lace looked like one of those camisole lingerie things (atleast on AL since it's tight covering her fupa and ass)
 
She's just so...round. Holy shit. Like, I'm talking a perfect sphere almost. That's amazing how the human body can do that. She's a modern marvel.
Imagine the reactions of those Target employees and local regulars when they came across Hamber. I mean, the Walmart around her neighborhood is kind of used to it by now, but I doubt people in those neck of the woods have ever seen something like THAT.
 
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