Target sighting from April 2014

[No Haggle]

Apropos of nothing: when they said "stuffed his bra with paper", I pictured him using crumpled-up sheets of laser printer paper. As far as I'm concerned, that's officially how it was.

Ha! Made me think of this:

"If I wanted paper, I would go to Wal-Mart and pay five dollars for FIVE HUNDRED SHEETS!"

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!

 

[garbageraider]

I think it's only $17.74. On most registers the $ precedes the total.

Spoiler: enhance...enhance....enhance...

I was going to say, "looks like it could be $17.04" but then I realized: are we really debating what the grainy, hard to see balance is on a cash register in the background of a random picture of Chris Chan?

 

[The Knife]

I was going to say, "looks like it could be $17.04" but then I realized: are we really debating what the grainy, hard to see balance is on a cash register in the background of a random picture of Our Pet Lolcow?

This is how we roll.

 

[garbageraider]

This is how we roll.

NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR

 

[Very Honest Content]

I think he looks a bit off because we're used to seeing him head-on, which is really the least favorable angle for him. He seems skinnier because we see him in skinny jeans, which suit him surprisingly well. I think a lot of people are surprised that his legs are thin, but that's what happens when you spend most of your time on your ass. I'm more puzzled by the absence of the sports bra; I thought it had become part of the CWC identity.

That IS the best outfit I've ever seen him wear. Still looks like a doofus, but a presentable doofus

Also, those jeans are halfway down that humongous ass it looks like, probably because they don't really fit tomgirls. Also, I'm suspicous of the camera settings on the device used to take the picture because of the streaming halos of light coming from the store fixtures, it looks like a solarized filter maybe? Not 100% sure.

Plus, this outfit makes Carlos Chantor . So I have to disagree with you on the best outfit.

(ETA: filter conjectures.)

 

[Some JERK]

I was going to say, "looks like it could be $17.04" but then I realized: are we really debating what the grainy, hard to see balance is on a cash register in the background of a random picture of Our Pet Lolcow?

I'm just waiting for someone to point out that he's got his cellphone in his back pocket like an idiot.

wait... shit I guess I just did.

 

[Chikinballs]

I'm just waiting for someone to point out that he's got his cellphone in his back pocket like an idiot.

wait... shit I guess I just did.

I carry mine in my back pocket, but im not fat and i dont really sit that much.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm just waiting for someone to point out that he's got his cellphone in his back pocket like an idiot.

wait... shit I guess I just did.

Knowing what we know about Chris, surely the back pocket is the safest place to store his cell phone while out and about?

 

[Stuff and Things]

I'm just waiting for someone to point out that he's got his cellphone in his back pocket like an idiot.

wait... shit I guess I just did.

I guess the Idea Book Case didn't survive the fire... oh well, at least we know that Chris is very careful with his expensive stuff and will never let anything bad happen to it, right?

Spoiler

Oh.....

 

[Kosher Dill]

Knowing what we know about Chris, surely the back pocket is the safest place to store his cell phone while out and about?

You're thinking of his cleavage.

 

[KaiserC]

Something seemed odd, so I drew him from the picture and then tried to interpret how he'd look from the front. Sorry about the shitty quality, I need to get myself a scanner.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I was going to say, "looks like it could be $17.04" but then I realized: are we really debating what the grainy, hard to see balance is on a cash register in the background of a random picture of Our Pet Lolcow?

Spoiler: New this Fall on the CWC

 

[theobservdr]

nope not him, he doesn't wear any hairbands, and the guy in the photo looks a bit too thin to be Chris.

 

[Silver]

nope not him, he doesn't wear any hairbands, and the guy in the photo looks a bit too thin to be Chris.

I cant tell if legit or not

if legit: read the fucking thread

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

I would suggest that you read the entire thread, or at least the first few pages of it, before posting a reply/response.

I cant tell if legit or not

if legit: read the fucking thread

But that involves READING.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Apropos of nothing: when they said "stuffed his bra with paper", I pictured him using crumpled-up sheets of laser printer
paper. As far as I'm concerned, that's officially how it
was.

That sounds... incredibly unpleasant.

 

[Gawker]

Paper cuts on the nipples.

Regardless, I believe Skyraider.

 

[KaiserC]

It'd be toilet paper. It works wonders for his other cleavage.

 

[A-Stump]

He also has a very distinctive receeding hairline. Not sure if anyone mentioned that, but yeah, the pieces all fit. The wallet, greasy and stringy hair, the very noticeable receeding hairline, the tomgirl getup, ect. As for the weight, he has two shirts on and it's taken from a very forgiving angle. Hell, it's a minor corset effect. You can see how there are weird bulges from where his fat just has to go somewhere.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Spoiler

/autism

Lol when did he get the blue hoop piercing? Never noticed it.