TASTE TEST

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Derpaherp said:
Her teeth make me cringe so much... I don't know why but they are the first thing I noticed and they look like she chews on rocks.
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Well her front teeth are way off center...and it drives me bonkers.

That yogurt has 19 grams of processed SUGAR and your bragging about the protein in it?! Can you at least read up a little on nutrition for weight loss? Just the smallest intellectual effort on learning about nutritional labels. Fuck you.
 
Sparkletor said:
Car maintenance is very important and should be a priority in your life to never ever drive more than 3000 miles without an oil change. Amber is known for being very responsible and taking care of her things. Changing your oil is a major step to prevent future repairs.

Going to the doctor or dentist? Meh once a decade is fine. Doc said she's healthy at any size. She just has a minor skin condition related to Mel-nin, not prediabetes.

After all you only ever get one car. Take care of it before it is too late.
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lol I like how in this video she talked about getting taxes done and Becy's health insurance . I guess it's Becky's taxes and something up with Becky needing health insurance for her tooth that was bothering her. But she doesn't read here, right?
 
SpontaneousRegression said:
Our gorl killed it today with that taste test! I loved the part where she didn't describe the flavour, texture, nor top notes at all and simply sat there spooning the gloopy mass into her gaping maw. Am I even real right now? What am I even saying? Liiike, what even is life?
Slaying the diet honey.
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Um EXCUSE you. She told us the calorie content, which is VERY high for someone who routinely eats 30 times as much in any given day. Was that not enough info for you?
 
I feel this has been mentioned before, but the way Amber approaches “trying new foods” is irritating. She grimaces and psyches herself up to try it as if it’s something super adventurous and crazy, but it’s usually some deep fried “sushi” or in this case, dessert yogurt.
Does she think it makes her seem quirky, or as if she doesn’t really like food that much? I don’t know, it’s one of many traits that go along with her “dainty” self image.
 
ricecake said:
I think what boggles my mind the most is that she is absolutely shameless. What is blowing my mind currently is that she would film herself looking like that for thousands of people to watch, with absolutely no shame or embarrassment. Say what you will about other hambeasts like Chantal and GlitternLazers, but at least they (most of the time) brush their fucking hair before filming. She can't even be bothered to take her ponytail out and pull it back in a slightly less sloppy ponytail before turning on the camera. I think most of us wouldn't even open the door for a delivery person looking like that.
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Yessss. I could not BELIEVE she filmed so many videos in that state. If I showed up to my job looking like a homeless slob multiple days in a row I would for sure be fired. She recently asked viewers in a younow stream, "What do you guys consider to be a job?...Like, what's your guises' definition..?"

She may have her own retarded opinion on what a "real job" is...but, she can't deny that basic hygiene is a requirement for any and every occupation.
 
I was wondering in this video they go to some office type place for Necky's insurance. Who wants to make a bet it's for Medicaid?
 
Scootypuff Sluts said:
I feel this has been mentioned before, but the way Amber approaches “trying new foods” is irritating. She grimaces and psyches herself up to try it as if it’s something super adventurous and crazy, but it’s usually some deep fried “sushi” or in this case, dessert yogurt.
Does she think it makes her seem quirky, or as if she doesn’t really like food that much? I don’t know, it’s one of many traits that go along with her “dainty” self image.
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She acts scared and has actually said she's scared before trying new foods. Which is par for the course because she's scared of virtually everything.
 
Don't get me wrong, gorl. I love me some yogurt, too- lemon yogurt is the fucking best. But, gorl, fucking taste your food. Take small bites to extend the flavor. Your yogurt isn't gonna run away. There's no need to eat the whole container in 5 quick gulps.
 
theriddler3 said:
Don't get me wrong, gorl. I love me some yogurt, too- lemon yogurt is the fucking best. But, gorl, fucking taste your food. Take small bites to extend the flavor. Your yogurt isn't gonna run away. There's no need to eat the whole container in 5 quick gulps.
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The faster she eats something, the more she can have. She probably went back and had another yogurt shortly after filming.
 
SpontaneousRegression said:
Our gorl killed it today with that taste test! I loved the part where she didn't describe the flavour, texture, nor top notes at all and simply sat there spooning the gloopy mass into her gaping maw. Am I even real right now? What am I even saying? Liiike, what even is life?
Slaying the diet honey.
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> implying she can taste anything beyond sweet and salty.
 
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