Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins

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The Oddball from MLW

The Oddball from MLW

Evil Jewish Unicorn Tulpamancing Wizard
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I decided to make a thread dedicated to this guy and his escapades.

For those of you who don't know Taxman (or Kyle), he is an alcoholic racist who has the hopes to visit Equestria and meet the love of his life, Curio. His original waifu was Rarity, which is very prevalent in many of his accounts, but according to him, she left him. In the meantime, he's dropped a few hundred dollars on commissions of him and his partner, as well as other pony OCs. You can easily view these on his tumblr:
http://taxmanthegreat.tumblr.com/
Need I also mention he has a deviantart account as well:
http://bual.deviantart.com/
And here are links to his website, steam, and YouTube:
http://mylittlewaifu.com/index.php
https://m.youtube.com/user/yourFriendtheTaxman
http://steamcommunity.com/id/noradII
 
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You can't be a brony without having a shrine for your (ex-)pony waifu!
 
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MMX said:
So after he broke up with his pony-waifu did he keep this shit or did he do what normal folks do with there girlfriends junk after a break up......Ebay/Fire
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Not sure.

This was the last image he posted on his DeviantART in over a year. Wouldn't surprise me if he's still hanging on to this stuff.
 
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Zim said:
I'm wary of anything brony related but if @DuckbilledPlaty says it's cool then let's do this!

So what makes this guy different from the other MLP wackjobs?
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He is trying to gather a small following of people to lead to a promised land of talking ponies. He can do this because he is totally a wizard (he meditates and that's how he gained his wizard powers) Also the Jews have evil Hebrew magic that he must constantly battle against. They used this kosher wizardry to get him kicked out of his favorite pony thread. The crossing is nigh though, and so he must press on to open a trans-dimensional portal of equine pedophilia. His horse lover is also real and use telepathy to communicate with him on how to concoct a potion to hasten his emergence to pony world.

If you think this will end with him and like ...four other guys drinking poisoned grape juice to get to bang a talking under-age horse, well that's what everyone is fearing as well.


Fuck this post is too long.

He's the David Koresh of talking horses that have magic ass stickers.
 
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@Zim also his videos usually start with him reviewing wine. Talking about vintage, acidity, Cask practices like a wine gourmet. Then goes into him being the last prophet of horse boning and leading his people across dimensions to live in harmony with a little girls cartoon. There is nothing that separates the two subjects whatsoever. It's honestly like...

"Ah yes you can tell by the strong aroma that this vintage was fostered in a vineyard that used non-organic fertilization and that has been popular over the last decade...now guys I almost have gathered enough magical power to fuck a horse and the voice in my head says I'm so close to finding that last ingredient to my elixir of multi-verse-stable-loving."
 
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DuckbilledPlaty said:
If you think this will end with him and like ...four other guys drinking poisoned grape juice to get to bang a talking under-age horse, well that's what everyone is fearing as well.
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Yes, I've compared him to Marshall Herff Applewhite too.

He also has the whole crazy virgin with rage guy ranting insanely in a car thing going on, too, from the pony waifu thread:

 
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@AnOminous The car rant thing always scares me just a little anymore. The quotes however are amazing.

"My goal is not crazy...There are real scientific methods I'm going to use to open up the portal. Also magic."

"There is nothing wrong at all with being sexually attracted to ponies."

"I'm gay too, I just happen to be attracted to different species."

"To the young French nationalist. Hey at least I'm a realist!"
 
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AnOminous said:
Yes, I've compared him to Marshall Herff Applewhite too.

He also has the whole crazy virgin with rage guy ranting insanely in a car thing going on, too, from the pony waifu thread:

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In around 7 mins, I thought I stepped into /pol/ for a minute.

Always love the in car insanity video, I think what makes it so great to me is they some how can manage to drive. Then I remember these are the people who cut me off.
 
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