Again, my comments are in blue.
Taxman:
Since most of you (ie our new members who arrived for the CTB Project) are from the *chans, you are undoubtedly familiar with the "September Collapse" meme that /pol/ has been shouting about for ages, and which has recently crossed into the mainstream with the big media outlets no longer able to ignore the growing unease. More and more people are beginning to wake-up to the frightening fact that the debt-based economy is unsustainable and that currency and market collapse is increasingly inevitable; that we live in a police state in all but name; that the Elites care nothing for our lives and are actively working to destroy our health and happiness; and that World War III is looming on the horizon.
>>>The apocalypse has finally begun! Also, pigs are learning how to fly, Satan is skating his way to work, and I'm pretty sure I just became a monkey's uncle.
These are frightening times to live in, but since nothing short of a mass awakening and action against the Establishment is going to save Civilization, the only thing we can do as individuals is prepare for the worst. For me, this means surviving long enough to complete the necessariy CTB research so I can escape to Equestria. To that end, I am investing in precious metals (with a focus on silver), backing up important files, and looking into procuring stores of food, water, and ammunition. However I must admit that I'm still very much unprepared, and intensely anxious, fearful, and paranoid to the point of being paralyzed; I fear that if society collapsed, I would not last long in the ensuing chaos.
>>>Tax doesn't into anarchy hard enough. Moar black flag, pl0x. Also, how does he not understand that you can't physically escape into Equestria by this point? He's tried drugs. He always comes down from them. There is no permanent crossing over and whatever damage he did to himself isn't automatically corrected. How does this make any sense?
What are you all doing to prepare? Do you have plans to escape someplace remote or meetup with others? What sort of provisions would you recommend one stock up on? Anything that you have to say about this could end up being the difference between surviving to see Equestria, or dying on the Hell on Earth.
>>>If you want to survive the apocalypse, stock up on anti-psychotics. I personally guarantee that all the danger will be completely gone after taking a few of those.
>>>Later on, some guy named Fringe dropped by the thread to give his input about how he'll organize a new world order. Bow down to your new king now, Kiwis, and he may spare your lives.
Fringe:
Making the most of the disharmony, I will be setting myself up as a fascist dictator/god-king (specifically, the Seizer of Earth's Revolutionary Imperial State, ERIS). Interdimensional portals will allow my state to forge diplomatic relations with Equestria and other realms as I see fit. It is what I have prepared for my whole life.
>>>And using the powerful (hallucinated) allies he will gather, Fringe will (imagine that he) take over the world. It's a really foolproof plan. He'll call it, Bring Unique Livid Life to Seriously Harm In-power Tyrants. Aka, Operation: B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.
All able bodied members of the folk are to be drafted into a militia that will force seizure of more living space and folks. The entire planet will finally be conquered by the will of an individual. The dishonest economic policies of the past will be punishable by immediate execution. ERIS will bring stability to the Middle East by utterly destroying the rogue, nuclear-armed, terrorist, apartheid occupation of Palestine.
>>>Because only this particular person on a site called My Little Waifu who talks about taking over the entire world and executing anyone who disagrees with him knows what truth is.
Tribalism in all forms will be driven into extinction. The end of this degenerate age in blood and fire is to be celebrated, welcomed with open arms as we seize the opportunity to forge a new Empire, a Golden Age of true Harmony. This outcome is long overdue, yet I vow to do my duty, as was laid out before my current incarnation began.
>>>Sounds like this guy believes in fate and reincarnation. Look out! If he's fated for great things, which somehow he knows he is, we're all in trouble! Start preparing for the end of the world right now, you guys!
Our time is one to rejoice, as the corruption of the past is swept away in a great wave of righteous indignation, feel the fury of the gods as we set our path onto to a correct bearing once more, as it was in the beginning. Hail Victory, comrades! Do not despair, for the night is darkest before the dawn.
>>>"I'm Batman."
