Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

I mean it's accurate if you know that Woodward and Bernstein basically were given everything about Watergate from a fed. They are and were literally retards who did the bidding of totalitarians.
If I recall correctly, it was a Fed who was pissed that Nixon passed him over for a job he wanted. But as an apology Nixon gave him another coveted position.
 
If I recall correctly, it was a Fed who was pissed that Nixon passed him over for a job he wanted. But as an apology Nixon gave him another coveted position.
I was told they blew Watergate way out of proportion because, like Hillary, George McGovern was supposed to win and they were salty that he didn't.
 
Watergate was really, really stupid. The Council to Re-Elect the President noticed that the DNC convention had a ton of hookers going in and out of the building. So these guys decided to tap the phone, to see if they could catch them ordering whores. It's almost laughably juvenile. They got caught, and it blindsided Nixon, who is recording saying "What asshole ordered that?" There was already blue-anon style conspiracy theories about Nixon dating back to the 50's and things spent two years spinning out of control.
 
This bitch has had so many cheek filler injections her face looks like the phantom of the opera mask with a zombie underneath. Her eyes are so sad and old.
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Those are probably bulimia cheeks, as someone else mentioned. She only 'rents' the avocado toast she has delivered.
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She has the arms and legs of someone with an eating disorder. There is nothing to her thighs or arms. A decent breeze would blow her away.
 
Those are probably bulimia cheeks, as someone else mentioned. She only 'rents' the avocado toast she has delivered.
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She has the arms and legs of someone with an eating disorder. There is nothing to her thighs or arms. A decent breeze would blow her away.
That kneecap looks like some sort of Cthuhloid eyeball.
 
Incel is one of those words that has lost the original meaning because it has been overused so much.
It means "I'm basically a whore and have no societal value except what's between my legs, so I'm judging you for not having that" or "I'm a male feminist simp"
Those are probably bulimia cheeks, as someone else mentioned. She only 'rents' the avocado toast she has delivered.
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She has the arms and legs of someone with an eating disorder. There is nothing to her thighs or arms. A decent breeze would blow her away.
Well I'll give her credit for not being morbidly obese, but good god is it obvious how ancient she is when she has her hair tied back like that
 
“The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
 
Those are probably bulimia cheeks, as someone else mentioned. She only 'rents' the avocado toast she has delivered.
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She has the arms and legs of someone with an eating disorder. There is nothing to her thighs or arms. A decent breeze would blow her away.


People with bad mental health like Taylor Not-So-Swift here often neglect their physical health too. This chick definitley has a perc addiction, uber eats fast food all day, and bad posture from staring at her phone.



"Let us return to your garbage heap of a ship."

"She's beautiful on the inside."

"The inside is also atrocious."

- Drax and Peter Quill
 
My theory is that she is on some kind of low-dose steroid for her asthma, which technically is an immunosuppressant, and she hypes that up to being "severely immunocompromised" because it gives her one more excuse to righteously scold people.
That's really generous. I'd assume she was saying she was immunocompromised because flonase is technically an immunosuppressant.
And a beef with attendees of a medical conference who were triple-vaxxed and tested before attending!
Hey, that's the comedian doctor guy.

If she were my daughter I'd pick a foreign boarding school too.
 
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“The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
Modern "journalists" only wish they were this interesting. Hunter was talking about people like Weegee in that quote. These people are to journalism as OnlyFans skags are to actual prostitutes.
 
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