Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

[REGENDarySumanai]

She should start being a reporter on the mafia.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Odds are it isn't her alone. Anyone who remembers Journo-List knows that these scumfucks always work together.

Fortunately, Graf is ahead of them, and has been ever since the day Matt Prince cucked out.
View attachment 3812552

:btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 (@graf@poa.st)

@make_it_so_Number1 the main domain is the only thing on it, poast.org is run through another service. so we can quickly swap it from cloudflare and have minimal downtime but the goal is to build a...

poast.org

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an anime avatar.

 

[Meat Target]

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an anime avatar.

What about side-by-side with a fellow shitposter?

ETA:

Say, just as Ethan Klein was banhammered from Twitter for slandering and impersonating Elon, Taylor rushed to his defense.



Well, two can play at that game.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I don't know what fediverse is but I'm all for cyber bullying journos.

I'm going to figure out how I can send Paul Krugman death threats on there.

 

[CYKA RUSH B]

I know journos are retarded, but I didn't think that you could make a Google spreadsheet, title it "Twitter Replacement" and then they would actually start typing their profiles onto it.

no one ever accused journalists of having triple digit iq, but i still share your surprise at the sheer retardation

 

[Meat Target]

I don't know what fediverse is but I'm all for cyber bullying journos.

I'm going to figure out how I can send Paul Krugman death threats on there.

It's a decentralized Twitter clone where you and dozens of anime avatars can say the n-word to your heart's delight.

If you go there as an auxiliary to KF, remember that you are a guest. Behave yourself, obey local rules, and don't be a faggot. That's an order from Jersh himself.

 

[AnOminous]

You are right, though. They aren't mad that they have to pay: they are mad because now every other John and Mary can pay too. This is about elitism, the whole Martha's Vineyard thing again: we all are equals, but some badges are more equal than others.

So Elon should introduce a series of tiered checkmarks with different colors and charge more for the more prestigious ones. That way they can have their $15,000 a month checkmark and everyone will know they paid for it.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Most tech reporters don't know jack shit about how tech works because they don't work with it and build with it, most of them just list off the new Iphone specs. If you want to see them squirm ask them to talk about the differences between AES and the Rinjdael cipher (same thing) for cryptography.

Tech journos like Taylor -who happen to be women most of the time- are "tech journos" as in they don't ever talk about technology, but about what people DO with that technology: tiktok challenges, twitter trends, and specially, how people they hate are using social media in ways they don't approve. This is like a "car specialist" talking about bumper stickers only.

The whole blue checkmark thing was the dumbest shit ever. They made it in the first place because back in the first few years of Twitter there were a lot of celeb impersonator accounts. Once Twitter got popular and real celebs were actually joining (remember Ashton Kutcher bragging about his follower count on TV?) Twitter realized they needed a way for people to tell at a glance which accounts were actual celebrites and which were some guy pretending to be Gabe Newell tweeting constantly about farting in the Valve office. Over the next decade, it morphed into this weird thing for addicted weirdos to wear as a medal of honor. Very strange. And thus, it turned into you don't get a checkmark solely if you're a celebrity or politician, you now get one if you're friends with the right people or bribe them. It's a fucking blue checkmark. It doesn't mean shit. Your actual tweets are what matters, if you even care about that at all. Fucking hell.

We still need checkmarks, though. Impersonating is still a thing. And twitter needs to do gatekeeping on who they verify. If it was me, I'd make different types of badges:

Blue for politicians/activists/figures of interest related to this: free and given by twitter directly.
Red for celebrities (singers, actors, comedians, youtubers, etc): $8
Green for journos: $8
etc.

If you're a journo, then you can only apply to green if you can prove you're really a journo, and so on.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Green for journos: $8

I'd like to suggest two alternate badges:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'd like to suggest two alternate badges:
View attachment 3817112
View attachment 3817116

Can we have a pink triangle one to go alongside it? Only caveat is that every groyper account must have it.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Can we have a pink triangle one to go alongside it? Only caveat is that every groyper account must have it.

Pair of catboy ears above the name.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Someone out there probably did actually pay $15,000 for a blue checkmark. Let that sink in.

Paging Patrick S Tomlinson

 

[Sammich]

I don't know what fediverse is but I'm all for cyber bullying journos.

I'm going to figure out how I can send Paul Krugman death threats on there.

DO IT. he's on mastodon.

Poast

poa.st

 

[AgendaPoster]

I don't know what fediverse is but I'm all for cyber bullying journos.

I'm going to figure out how I can send Paul Krugman death threats on there.

Don't do illegal crap you nerd

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Don't do illegal crap you nerd

Big difference between "jeez Paul it would be terrible if somebody broke open your ground level window and cornered you in your home office at xyz drive" and "Paul Krugman I am going to come kill you at xyz drive tomorrow be ready".

I work within my legal boundaries

 

[White Devil]

Big difference between "jeez Paul it would be terrible if somebody broke open your ground level window and cornered you in your home office at xyz drive" and "Paul Krugman I am going to come kill you at xyz drive tomorrow be ready".

I work within my legal boundaries

We still don't want to see you on the news.

 

[WhiteNight]

Big difference between "jeez Paul it would be terrible if somebody broke open your ground level window and cornered you in your home office at xyz drive" and "Paul Krugman I am going to come kill you at xyz drive tomorrow be ready".

I work within my legal boundaries

You may be under the mistaken impression that the law applies equally to them and you.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

We still don't want to see you on the news.

You may be under the mistaken impression that the law applies equally to them and you.

Love you too guys. Guess I'll just settle for calling him a nigger faggot

 

[Maratus volans]

You may be under the mistaken impression that the law applies equally to them and you.

​

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids journalist and shitposter alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets, and make threats in Minecraft."

- Anatole France

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Why Krugman?

If you're going for liberal economist talking heads, Robert Reich is much more punchable, literally and metaphorically.