Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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inception_state said:
Basically some ANTIFA-adjacent tool named Travis Brown who wrote some scripts for automated Twitter archiving, making it easier to block people, querying the Wayback Machine, etc. He has a number of the tools in a github repo here: https://github.com/travisbrown/cancel-culture
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I would never advocate such a thing, but GitHub does have a (well hidden) abuse report form to bring this kind of shit to their attention on the off chance someone with a level head at Microsoft or Github wants to take a shot at being rational for once and erase this rather embarrassing smudge off their site.
 
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moocow said:
I would never advocate such a thing, but GitHub does have a (well hidden) abuse report form to bring this kind of shit to their attention on the off chance someone with a level head at Microsoft or Github wants to take a shot at being rational for once and erase this rather embarrassing smudge off their site.
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Complaining to get repos deleted is weak pussy shit. Long live youtube-dl. Not gonna post it but this guy wrote his snitching framework using his long time personal email that appears in a shitload of data breaches. For some reason this is an exceptionally common fuckup when using git. People have actually gone to prison for this mistake using github.
 
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About her whining about clubhouse:
What started happening was people who became persona non grata were joining clubhouse and explaining their side of the story to other influential people in the relevant industry without "journalists" controlling the narrative. It got to the point where journalists were recording conversations under fake names in order to write hit pieces.
One designer was able to show he was ostracized from the design industry because he criticized corporate flat art. He was banned from twitter and clubhouse enabled him to explain the main art contractor for twitter had it out for him and used his clout to get him banned.
 
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One of those lads from rdrama told me to post their weaponized autism (A) here​


How old is Taylor Lorenz, really? (aka Fortune fucked up and she was too old to be named one of their "40 Under 40"!)​

Apologies for yet another post about our favorite journalist. But redactor0 pointed something out that I think is really funny: She's been lying about her age for the past half decade!

There's an entire notes section on her Wikipedia page dedicated to this shit.
  • Fortune said she was 35 in 2020 = about 37 today. [1]
  • The New York Times says she's 31 in 2018 = about 35 today. [2]
  • CBS News calls her 30 back in 2016 = about 36 today [3]
So how old is she really? Well, here she is bitching at the Free Beacon for saying she's 37. IMO, not a bad guess on the Beacon's part given the above numbers.

Anyway, she claims in that tweet to be . . . Wait for it . . .

43.​

Holy fuck.

Let that sink in. That's more than half a fucking decade off from her previously stated ages. One chud noticed this and was promptly blocked by our queen.

Aight, I don't really know where I'm going with this since there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of drama on this point, but I found this funny and don't feel like signing up for the New Zealand agricultural website at this point.

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EDIT: ALSO HOLD THE FUCK UP ONE MINUTE.

If she's 43 today, how the hell was she under 40 for Fortune's "40 Under 40" in 2020?​

Did she lie about her eligibility in order to accept this award?

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Per Fortune’s eligibility criteria, nominees must be under 40 years old as of Sept. 1 the year of the award. [Archive] Therefore, it follows that someone who is a member of the 2020 "40 Under 40" class would need to be under 40 years old as of Sept. 1, 2020.

In this tweet, posted March 31, 2022, Taylor Lorenz says she is 43 years old. [Archive] Just about every source pegs her birthday as October 21. So if we believe Taylor’s tweet (and why not?), her birthday must be Oct. 21, 1978.

So how old would Taylor be by Fortune’s deadline for the 2020 class of “40 Under 40” nominees?

41 years, 10 months and 11 days.

BUT WAIT! Let’s say the deadline was actually a whole year earlier. She’s still too fucking old at 40 years, 10 months and 11 days.

I hereby call on Fortune to rescind Lorenz’s recognition as part of the "40 Under 40" class of 2020.
 
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weedcanadalolsmoke said:
Complaining to get repos deleted is weak pussy shit. Long live youtube-dl. Not gonna post it but this guy wrote his snitching framework using his long time personal email that appears in a shitload of data breaches. For some reason this is an exceptionally common fuckup when using git. People have actually gone to prison for this mistake using github.
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An awful lot of people have no idea how git works under the hood, they just follow some guide on google to configure their IDE and forget about it. In Travis's case though, his email is the same as his id for Instagram, Bitbucket, etc. so I doubt it's particularly sensitive info.

Also
> We aren't doxing
> Here's all the info you need to find this person's home address in 10 seconds
The bald-faced lying is just so obnoxious.
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How old is Taylor Lorenz, really? (aka Fortune fucked up and she was too old to be named one of their "40 Under 40"!)
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If you are going to lie about your age, lie up. Fuck. It is so much better for people to think you are 45 but have been taking care of yourself than to think you are 35 and are cryptkeeper.
 
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chiobu said:
There's an entire notes section on her Wikipedia page dedicated to this shit.
  • Fortune said she was 35 in 2020 = about 37 today. [1]
  • The New York Times says she's 31 in 2018 = about 35 today. [2]
  • CBS News calls her 30 back in 2016 = about 36 today [3]
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If you think that's bad, there's an incredibly huge thread elsewhere on Wikipedia where people argue over which source is authorative: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Village_pump_(policy)/Archive_165#People's_birthdate,_conflicting_(reliable)_sources,_and_WP:SYNTHESIS

Eventually she solved the mystery by tweeting about it, and now Wikipedia has her listed as 43. The whole thing is hilarious though, maybe she just wanted to seem less creepy for "investigating" teenagers on TikTok as a 40 year old?

Edit: Also, how has no one mentioned Lorenz's inclusion in an article about professional "girlbosses" freezing their eggs?

That prospect is alluring to ambitious, focused and hyper-organized millennials. Few are as fiercely proactive as Taylor Lorenz, who writes about culture and technology. Ms. Lorenz, 31, signed on for the procedure at 28, after she broke off an engagement of several years. Not secure with a single freezing cycle, she underwent five more, her final round last summer, when she had harvested 41 eggs.
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Ms. Lorenz has no regrets. The process, she said, “is a way for you to feel like you’re in control of your life, at least at the time you are doing it.”
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KiwiSuperPowerUser said:
Glad to see a thread on this chick her sperg fest has been amazing to watch I’ve never seen a female journalist fuck up their career so quickly and in such a hypocritical way. I hope she gets on the news again and cries over Tuckers segment on her.
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I don't think I've ever seen someone dox a person into a better career so fast in my life.
 
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chiobu said:

One of those lads from rdrama told me to post their weaponized autism (A) here​


How old is Taylor Lorenz, really? (aka Fortune fucked up and she was too old to be named one of their "40 Under 40"!)​

Apologies for yet another post about our favorite journalist. But redactor0 pointed something out that I think is really funny: She's been lying about her age for the past half decade!

There's an entire notes section on her Wikipedia page dedicated to this shit.
  • Fortune said she was 35 in 2020 = about 37 today. [1]
  • The New York Times says she's 31 in 2018 = about 35 today. [2]
  • CBS News calls her 30 back in 2016 = about 36 today [3]
So how old is she really? Well, here she is bitching at the Free Beacon for saying she's 37. IMO, not a bad guess on the Beacon's part given the above numbers.

Anyway, she claims in that tweet to be . . . Wait for it . . .

43.​

Holy fuck.

Let that sink in. That's more than half a fucking decade off from her previously stated ages. One chud noticed this and was promptly blocked by our queen.

Aight, I don't really know where I'm going with this since there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of drama on this point, but I found this funny and don't feel like signing up for the New Zealand agricultural website at this point.

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EDIT: ALSO HOLD THE FUCK UP ONE MINUTE.

If she's 43 today, how the hell was she under 40 for Fortune's "40 Under 40" in 2020?​

Did she lie about her eligibility in order to accept this award?

EDIT 2: AUTISM

Per Fortune’s eligibility criteria, nominees must be under 40 years old as of Sept. 1 the year of the award. [Archive] Therefore, it follows that someone who is a member of the 2020 "40 Under 40" class would need to be under 40 years old as of Sept. 1, 2020.

In this tweet, posted March 31, 2022, Taylor Lorenz says she is 43 years old. [Archive] Just about every source pegs her birthday as October 21. So if we believe Taylor’s tweet (and why not?), her birthday must be Oct. 21, 1978.

So how old would Taylor be by Fortune’s deadline for the 2020 class of “40 Under 40” nominees?

41 years, 10 months and 11 days.

BUT WAIT! Let’s say the deadline was actually a whole year earlier. She’s still too fucking old at 40 years, 10 months and 11 days.

I hereby call on Fortune to rescind Lorenz’s recognition as part of the "40 Under 40" class of 2020.
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There's nothing sadder that an aging whore who is in denial about her age
 
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October '78 might make sense for her DOB because her fiance was born in '79. All her voter records show her as 37 though. I think she's still lying, she just finally figured out it's better to lie in such a way that makes you look "great for her age" than the other way around.

I'm getting heavy Cluster B compulsive liar lolcow vibes off this one, in fact.

EDIT: Sister Paige is 35 and Sister Brooke is 29- Tay Tay being the oldest at 37 makes sense. 43, far less so.

EDIT AGAIN: Got a full name on her brother, Peter Philip Lorenz- following up.

Mother's Maiden name is possibly MacDonald.

Going to start compiling this and hope it's not a double post by the time it's finished.

Little sis Paige Lorenz is a dyke. (archive) Her partner's name is Sharrifah. Formerly Sharrifah Tara Al-Salem.

Facebook

the ladies appear to keep house at

2242 W 34th Ave
Denver, CO 80211

Enjoy their bougie wedding registry. Don't worry, archived.

Peter Philip Lorenz appears to be the only member of the family with any opsec whatsoever. He has deleted his profiles from many of the search engines I have accessed. This appears to be his linkedin. He is in the family business- well the one that isn't being journoscum.
 
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