Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

[Ivan Daniloff]

She is so full of shit. Unless you just got your entire bone marrow wiped out to fight off leukemia or a brand new lung/kidney transplant there is absolutely no reason to be this much of a bitch about a virus you CAN'T FUCKING RUN FROM. Seriously, even transplant surgeons realize that the patients they transplant can't run from covid forever and it's pretty a much a requirement that you get all available immunizations against common pathogens before they cut. And those patients, as immunocompromised as they are, are the ones grateful they are spending another Christmas with family members. Meanwhile, you have this bitch acting like she needs bubble boy level controls against covid just to attend a Christmas get together.

She has alluded to a mysterious immunocompromising condition that makes her especially high-risk/vulnerable but afaik she has never named it. Maybe it’s something that’s real like lupus but come on, it’s fibro.

 

[The Hardest R]

She has alluded to a mysterious immunocompromising condition that makes her especially high-risk/vulnerable but afaik she has never named it. Maybe it’s something that’s real like lupus but come on, it’s fibro.

I agree. Most millennial white women like Taylor will tell you about the myriad of diseases and conditions they have including all their medications they have to take. So the fact Taylor won’t say anything about what it is means it’s muh fibro, which in current year plus eight will get you laughed out of only the deepest victimhood and munchie circles. It’s odd that Taylor has enough self awareness, which makes me think even in her circles it gets made fun of.

 

[AnOminous]

So the fact Taylor won’t say anything about what it is means it’s muh fibro, which in current year plus eight will get you laughed out of only the deepest victimhood and munchie circles.

Usually they throw it in but only as a constellation of totally serious other imaginary diseases like Ehlers-Danlos, Complex PTSD, Dissociative Identity Disorder (based on complete fiction about what that is), Crohn's disease, gluten insensitivity (where they will claim celiac when they don't have it) and what the flavor of the week is. Somehow down at the bottom of the list you'll have fibro my algae.

Bitch is too lazy to even munch properly smdh.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Trianon]

This is predicated on the assumption she holds to a consistent standard. I disagree. I think she'd happily sweep her vaxomania under the rug if it meant a chance for photo ops or clout.

I kinda think so too. She just wants people to nod sympathetically and say of course we got tested before coming here, and of course we do mask when we're with the others. Those words bring her aggro down because she feels like they're on her team. She's not going to demand a piece of paper from people she trusts. But when she is faced with anyone giving her a little sigh or a moment's hesitation before coddling her, she flips out. That's what draws her paranoia out, not the germs themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

I kinda think so too. She just wants people to nod sympathetically and say of course we got tested before coming here, and of course we do mask when we're with the others. Those words bring her aggro down because she feels like they're on her team. She's not going to demand a piece of paper from people she trusts. But when she is faced with anyone giving her a little sigh or a moment's hesitation before coddling her, she flips out. That's what draws her paranoia out, not the germs themselves.

I know I wish she had some crazy uncle who constantly rants about vaxers and calls her a moron, but you know it's something incredibly pathetic and trivial like what you said.

 

[Privilege Power Hour]

If this is her fourth Christmas missed, doesn't that mean she missed Christmas 2019? Back when this was all a mysterious right-wing conspiracy that the flu out in China was this world-ending thing? Like a month or so before Trump made the Very Racist Decision to shut down travel to and from China? Back when thinking you needed to take the virus seriously made you an evil right-wing ghoul? That Christmas 2019? Sure gets you thinking!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

If this is her fourth Christmas missed, doesn't that mean she missed Christmas 2019? Back when this was all a mysterious right-wing conspiracy that the flu out in China was this world-ending thing? Like a month or so before Trump made the Very Racist Decision to shut down travel to and from China? Back when thinking you needed to take the virus seriously made you an evil right-wing ghoul? That Christmas 2019? Sure gets you thinking!

Count along with me:
2023
2022
2021
2020
How many is that?

 

[Privilege Power Hour]

Count along with me:
2023
2022
2021
2020
How many is that?

Yeah but doing 2023 - 4 was way quicker!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

4 Christmases, but also 4 Thanksgivings and 4 4th of July.

And I guess Mother's and Father's Days too.

 

[Cryin RN]

Came across this discussion of her on the You're Wrong About podcast subreddit, which skews actual female and very liberal. What's really interesting about this conversation is how cagey the commenters are about admitting they can't fucking stand her... but scroll a few comments down and you'll see some women finally putting it out in the open that they know she's been backstabbing every Internet community she's ever used for research and kissing up to NYC influencers to try and join their cool girl club while writing articles that shit on their fanbase:

Belated comment but no one is giving context, sooo....

She's deeply disliked in online gossip spaces for looking down on them but also making use of them. The Caroline Calloway drama is the easiest example, but it happened to a lesser extent with other topics. TL openly posted on Influencer gossip subreddits as herself during the whole writing workshop saga (Calloway sold tickets to events that could not exist among other things) and mined users for information through friendliness and then turned around and started tweeting about how none of it was that bad because the ticketing site refunded everyone to prevent the theft and ended up spending time socially with Calloway. That obviously got discussed in influencer gossip spaces because the influencer posted about it, and TL started tweeting about how haters were obsessed with her, calling the people discussing the drama mentally ill and unstable, including targeting a Black woman who was tweeting a bunch about it but ignored many white women doing the same.

She's definitely hated for unjust reasons by RWNJ, but she's also disliked by people interested in influencers for the way she appears to want influencers to like her personally and how she posted on Reddit to collect info and was welcomed but then insulted those communities for being so invested that they have all that info. She reeeaaaally hates Redditors but used to be quite active on here, asking questions in subs that discuss internet culture rather than just researching without engaging.

She also has claimed to reach out to subjects of her articles for comment when she hadn't, and corrections in her articles never seem to get much attention outside of internet culture gossip spaces.

It feels like she wants influencers to be taken seriously by mainstream culture in a relatively positive way but looks down on the people who take it seriously and are critical of it, and it drives people from those communities nuts that she's become the go-to person for this kind of reporting. It sounds petty when you put it all together, which is probably why people are being vague, but it's made me not trust her reporting to be unbiased, so I get it.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

but she's also disliked by people interested in influencers for the way she appears to want influencers to like her personally

Seems to me that despite all of her money, she was never popular and she wants now being part of those circles she was never able to be part of when she was a child back in 1946. Maybe the reason she's a journo is because she thought being one would open the door for exclusive places for her.

 

[Judge Holden]

My guess is that circa 2019/2020 at her "peak" she had, by virtue of who she knew/blew over any actual talent, sold herself as the "internet culture and young people understander" at the NYT and was accordingly showered with bullshit accolades and awards by companies and institutions linked with whatever higher ups were shilling for her to pad out her shitty resume.

However it would eventually dawn on those around and above her that she was an absolute fucking mongoloid who knew jack shit about anything that she could not find with five seconds of googling, which combined with her singular ability to cause embarrasing shitshows for her employers resulted in her steadily being relegated to "clickbait spam drone no.217" which along with how badly her crypiece about muhrassment and attempted takedown of libsoftiktok backfired straight up brain-broke her to the point where she is going full schizo with the coof obsession in order to grab back some of those highs of 2020

 

[The Hardest R]

Yeah, the LibsofTikTok saga broke her bird brain. Before that, she was just a very privileged white girl who got jobs based on connections but is the embodiment of waking up on third base and convinced she hit a triple. So she got over her skis and targeted someone who was always several steps ahead of her. In her 95 IQ mind, the one with the most credentials and most connected to elites, the people she grew up and went to school with, should win. Instead she got thumped and it kickstarted her Kurt Eichenwald-esque downward spiral. Taylor is too much of a retard to not constantly give her swelling list of people who despise and ridicule her more reasons to laugh at and disregard her. Best of all, she’s too arrogant to ever learn any lessons so her spiral will continue to our amusement.

 

[AnOminous]

Instead she got thumped and it kickstarted her Kurt Eichenwald-esque downward spiral.

Kurt Eichenwald actually had measurable accomplishments at some point before the Justin Berry/CP debacle and his disastrous appearance on Tucker Carlson.

 

[Sniperwoof]

I don't know why this person even bothers claiming to be 36. They are obviously in their mid forties at the bare minimum.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I don't know why this person even bothers claiming to be 36. They are obviously in their mid forties at the bare minimum.

Her fanaticism surrounding COVID deniers and thinking that everyone should still be vaccinated and masked is making her no different from the Cat Lady™ jokes that used to be levied towards people like her when not having any real companionship and relationships with anyone.

In other words, claiming she’s in her mid forties is just generous at best.

 

[The Hardest R]

Since we were talking about Taylor skipping out on family for the holidays, is she still engaged? One of the pajeet gossip rags implies she’s still engaged to Christopher Mims but neither of them have mentioned it themselves for years so I assume they split long ago. She seems like a complete chore to be around so I can’t imagine thinking that anyone would willingly want to have their penis in her since the older she gets, the more neurotic she gets, as is typical for the empty egg carton wine aunt set.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

She was always an attack dog for the Left, but she's proved over the past few years that she can't be trusted to stick to the right and not attack coworkers, journos, or other people that the Left considers off-limits. The next time or the time after that she annoys/angers her bosses, she's going to be gone, and as unmentioned/ignored as journo plagiarists or journo serial fabulists are after they go too far and get canned.

 

[Easy J]

What a dumb bitch, your Amish wife who gives you head whenever you ask is so much better.

Get a job, Ashley. And stop impersonating used grease bins behind Whataburger. The owners pay for that grease and you're scaring the kids that work there.