Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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The best part is Tay Tay calling journalist elite, rich, nepo babies.
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That bitch really is trying to shrink her (()) nose with those filters
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Mel Brooks strikes a home run once again
 
The only other person on this site that I remember being insecure about their age enough to lie about it is Dan Nainan:

Dan is a textbook narcissist like Taylor is, so it’s definitely a narc thing, which makes sense.
His mother was a child psychologist... I wonder why so many of their kids turn out like this? This dude is literally a skinny Patrick Tomlinson.
 
The best part is Tay Tay calling journalist elite, rich, nepo babies.
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I actually think the funniest part of this is her talking about "the entire industry suffering months and months of layoffs" and "last year" when journalism has only been shedding jobs for nearly two decades now. Every major place Taylor has worked has lost jobs while she's worked there.

I can't say this is definitively Taylor's fault but I think it'd be funny to plot Taylor's yearly salary and benefits on a graph like this:
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I'm about as old as you can be for a millennial and she's a good bit older than me. She's mid-early gen X.

The oldest millennials are in their early 40s. Jokes aside, I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that she's around that age, especially since she seems to have a history of eating disorders, which can age you a bit. I know that she's good friends with Jesse Singal, who is around 40, so I assume they are around the same age.

ETA: The name "Taylor" for girls only started gaining popularity around 1981 (the "millennial" cutoff year by most measures):

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(Source, with a link to SSA data)

Before 1980, the number of girls named "Taylor" every year was under 100 for the whole of the USA. It's possible her parents were very early adopters, but it seems more likely she was born in the eighties.
 
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The oldest millennials are in their early 40s. Jokes aside, I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that she's around that age, especially since she seems to have a history of eating disorders, which can age you a bit. I know that she's good friends with Jesse Singal, who is around 40, so I assume they are around the same age.
Taylor was born Oct 21, 1984, and so is 39 years old. Her birthdate is in the OP (although it has a "?" for some reason).

Jesse Singal was born Nov 24, 1983, and thus is 40. So yeah they're less than a year apart.
 
It's possible her parents were very early adopters, but it seems more likely she was born in the eighties.
Was there ever any suggestion that she was born after the ’80s by anyone even remotely sensible?! Anyone with eyes could see she wasn’t born after the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Based on her 1984 birthdate, she’s the same age as me but could pass for someone 10 years my senior. I have made zero effort to look after myself beyond not smoking tremendous amounts of either cock or crack, so I cannot fathom how she has become so wizened.
 
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Was there ever any suggestion that she was born after the ’80s by anyone even remotely sensible?! Anyone with eyes could see she wasn’t born after the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Based on her 1984 birthdate, she’s the same age as me but could pass for someone 10 years my senior. I have made zero effort to look after myself beyond not smoking tremendous amounts of either cock or crack, so I cannot fathom how she has become so wizened.

The argument usually goes in the other direction, that she was born earlier, and is lying about being a millennial.

I blame bulimia, or just unfortunate genes.
 
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