Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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I'm not buying her "unfortunately, I'm not independently wealthy" BS. Everyone knows she's a trust-fund baby.

Unless her multimillionaire family got tired of her hypochondria, her constantly missing family engagements because of "muh long coof," her insistence that everyone around her wear three KN-95 masks, and shit, and cut off the money spigot.

Would serve her right.
Maybe her entire budget goes to door dashed avacado toast and keeping her apartment at 95 degrees.
 
GUESS WHAT BISH
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She controversial, a loudmouth, and repeats back to a certain blinkered audience exactly what it wants to hear, in an exaggerated way. It worked for Tucker Carlson!
the difference being that lorenz could never get us kino such as a 3 hour putin history loredump spergfest. No one wants to hear some retarded woman cry about triple masking literally genociding her with covid in the year of our Lord 2024.
 
She should just join the site. It’d be like joining a gang. Sure, we would need to smack her around a little first, but once it’s over we can all be good pals. Sure, what she did to libsoftiktok was rotten, but libs has now made herself one of those arbiters who decides who gets to work a day job, so fuck her.
 
Let's hope it's not by choking on those words.


I keep forgetting she has a YouTube channel, apparently she's going to be posting more on there.
Jeez, her vocal fry annoys the shit out of me
The first thing I noticed on that video was the voice. I don't think I had ever heard her unmasked voice before. That's beyond vocal fry.

Between the lisp and the nasality, I'm hearing a lower register that she's actively trying to suppress. That voice sounds like the results of "voice training".
 
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As a reminder, the Washington Post started an "investigation" 1.5 months ago, after TayTay called Biden a war criminal and then lied to her editor about it. I assume the coverup was worse than the crime, especially since it was reported on by NPR.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19098835
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This ""exiting"" seems to be the result. :lol: I assume WaPo has also just been looking for an excuse to get rid of her, lol.
Poor TayTay! Now she's been reduced to a mere Substack blogger and Youtuber.

Yet another #DropKiwiFarms zealot getting their comeuppance. :)
This is giving me a heavy deja vu. I thought she was already fired or was this some other big name clintonite wine aunt

Edit: oh and she got fired for being mildly anti-Israel kek not because muh winds are turning on the libs or whatever cope youtube personalities tell their paypigs
 
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They can, but they need an audience that's willing to pay for it. The question is what does Taylor Lorenz bring to the table that will make people part with $70 per year to read her articles?
Yeah, there are substacks worth $60-$70 per year, but regime propaganda from annoying girlbosses is already free and abundant. What does she have to offer?
 
Hate to break it to you but independent journos / podcasters can make a shitload more on Substack than they can working as a freelancer or a traditional newspaper job.
Look at “our own” blocked and reported as an example.
That's very true. She's probably hoping to join the ranks of Taibbi, Shellenberger and Weiss. Maybe even reach the Matt Yglesias or Andrew Sullivan level. Sully's got 176K subscribers. Yglesias has 152K. Even if half of those are free subs, that's still impressive money at $5 (or $8 bucks for Yglesias) a pop monthly.
 
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https://x.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1841137473646444986

As a reminder, the Washington Post started an "investigation" 1.5 months ago, after TayTay called Biden a war criminal and then lied to her editor about it. I assume the coverup was worse than the crime, especially since it was reported on by NPR.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19098835
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19102788
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106026
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106846

This ""exiting"" seems to be the result. :lol: I assume WaPo has also just been looking for an excuse to get rid of her, lol.
Poor TayTay! Now she's been reduced to a mere Substack blogger and Youtuber.

Yet another #DropKiwiFarms zealot getting their comeuppance. :)
'UsErMaG'
:tomgirl:-more like LoserMag amirite! :tomgirl:
 
She should just join the site. It’d be like joining a gang. Sure, we would need to smack her around a little first, but once it’s over we can all be good pals.
I remember Taylor mentioning Rekieta when she was running defense for Amber Heard.

If you're reading this, Taylor, sign up! Have we got a scoop that'll interest you...
 
That's very true. She's probably hoping to join the ranks of Taibbi, Shellenberger and Weiss. Maybe even reach the Matt Yglesias or Andrew Sullivan level. Sully's got 176K subscribers. Yglesias has 152K. Even if half of those are free subs, that's still impressive money at $5 (or $8 bucks for Yglesias) a pop monthly.
People dont make fun of Yglesias enough, soyboy low t cuck everything he wote for vox was post modernist nonsense babble. I cant believe he has any sort of audience.
 
So obviously she's a POS with absolutely no integrity whatsoever, but people like her are treated almost like a protected class of people because she has all the mainstream opinions. She literally criticized general "anti-mainstream opinions"
Right opinions, right personal connections, and the right balance of obsequiousness and backstabbing to screw over most potential rivals in the proverbial/literal office.

She had everything she needed to continue being a snakefuck media parasite for life, were it not for how quickly she became drunk with what little power she attained and how quickly she burned those she needed to keep her position in order to try and chase the latest performative-leftist bandwagon (while unendingly trying to fuck long dead ones back to life from gamergate to amber herd and the bedroom turd to her coof obsession), and thus finally win the e-girl ghetto lottery of becoming the public face of poor victimised yet stunningly brave women being persecuted by cybernazi trump supporting chuds that was her original plan before she managed to hilariously torpedo her one shot for this with that infamous MSNBC interview
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Incidentally, this is why she still openly seethes and trys to sic her followers onto the chick who gave her this interview since she unsurprisingly blames everybody except herself for pissing away her golden ticket.
 
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