Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

[30+GameOvers]

BTW, do we actually know what her disability is? She keeps having fits about COVID and how she needs all of us permanently locked up because she is disabled. She also mentions her medical bills.

I thought it was obvious, she's clearly mentally ill like most libshits and "journalists" and all COVIDians.

Since we all agree she aint got much of a future as a blogger thats at best unwelcome in the left wing media establishment, and at worst has been full on blackballed by said establishment, shall I do the sneedful and start the countdown to the inevitable pivot to desperately pandering to the right wing like so many before her?

I mean it aint like she has actual beliefs or principals, nor even the slightest dignity, so by my reckoning she is but a single mental recalculation from her "THE LEFT TURNED ON ME DESPITE ALL I DID FOR THEM" moment followed by her rapidly assimilating the latest edgetard right talking points and dogma, along with a likely "reconciliation" attempt with LibsOfTikTok, and culminating on some bug eyed mental breakdown on camera about Hilary Clinton's adrenochrome plantation

Won't work, she's one of the most infamous left wing journos. Nobody wants her on any side of the aisle, especially the far right.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

TayTay explains why she's a "controversial" figure. Spoiler: She blames it entirely on the avocado toast thing. Such a blatant liar.
Here's the link, but I don't recommend watching the video. The person she talked to was panting into the mic the entire time in a really disgusting way.
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What's the problem with avocado toast (I'm assuming it's made by crushing half an avocado into paste and spreading it on a slice of toasted bread)?

Are avocados expensive in the US, making it a "rich people" thing? Where I live making that is probably cheaper than using cheese, provided it's in avocado season.

BTW, Lorenz's new rag's logo looks peak Geocities - she should just use white text on a bright yellow background to keep the vibe going.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

What's the problem with avocado toast (I'm assuming it's made by crushing half an avocado into paste and spreading it on a slice of toasted bread)?

Are avocados expensive in the US, making it a "rich people" thing? Where I live making that is probably cheaper than using cheese, provided it's in avocado season.

BTW, Lorenz's new rag's logo looks peak Geocities - she should just use white text on a bright yellow background to keep the vibe going.

Avocado toast and avocados in general were a meme that formed when millennials started going to college and hitting the job market. The idea is that they are pampered and only like to eat food with exotic ingredients, which avocados were back then.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

What's the problem with avocado toast (I'm assuming it's made by crushing half an avocado into paste and spreading it on a slice of toasted bread)?

It's the fact she ordered it on doordash and then whined when it turned up looking shitty.

I mean, avocado toast is really simple to do yourself. Why on earth would anyone order it on doordash, especially grossly overpriced?

 

[Temperance]

What's the problem with avocado toast (I'm assuming it's made by crushing half an avocado into paste and spreading it on a slice of toasted bread)?

In America, it has a meme-y reputation as being a stereotypical "millennial hipster" food.
Taylor Lorenz once had some $22 avocado toast delivered to her and then complained about its appearance on Twitter, where people mocked her for being dumb & out-of-touch.
https://archive.ph/IJNkM

(Seamless = DoorDash competitor)

Of course, TayTay likes to blow this out-of-proportion and claim that this minor drama is the main reason why people ridicule "harass" her, even in the present day. It's a nice way for her to ignore the valid criticism people have with her shoddy journalism, doxing LibsOfTikTok's family, being a hysterical Covid cultist, etc...

 

[ObeseGeese]

the one time she told the truth and she gets fired lmao

The real blackpill of modern journalism is knowing that telling the unfiltered, unfettered truth is the greatest taboo. In the past, it has gotten journalists murdered.

 

[The Hardest R]

Good avocado toast has a lot more on the toast than just avocado. She got that shitty looking toast because it was very clearly a “fuck you” to Taylor as she was very likely a cunt to the restaurant she ordered it from. She was reluctant to call out the restaurant because I’m sure they would’ve shared their side of the story, which would’ve made her look like the entitled cunt that she is. So the best she could do is seethe. It’s hilarious.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Good avocado toast has a lot more on the toast than just avocado. She got that shitty looking toast because it was very clearly a “fuck you” to Taylor as she was very likely a cunt to the restaurant she ordered it from. She was reluctant to call out the restaurant because I’m sure they would’ve shared their side of the story, which would’ve made her look like the entitled cunt that she is. So the best she could do is seethe. It’s hilarious.

Wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't even a menu option, hence why it's awful looking.

 

[Caesare]

The idea is that they are pampered and only like to eat food with exotic ingredients, which avocados were back then.

Avocado's weren't exotic ingredients back then. The thing that makes the whole situation embarrassing was the fact that she spent an obscene amount of money for a piece of toast with an 89 cent avocado smeared on the top, had it delivered, and then complained to the internet because it didn't look pretty enough when it arrived.

The whole thing just shows how stupid and wasteful she is. Stupid, because she somehow thought that it would look like the head chef just decorated her plate before the waiter walked 30 steps and placed it on her table. You know, instead of the reality of the situation, which is the restaurant slapping together her dumb order for carry out and throwing it in a bag so some third world creep could deliver it across town on his bicycle or motorbike, and then hand it over to this dumb pig. And she's puzzled how it could have possibly happened, as if the extra money would somehow keep her food from sliding around during the delivery.

Wasteful because she not only spent 22 dollars on an 89 cent avocado and a single piece of bread, but she also had it delivered like the lazy POS she is.

 

[x3firehexx]

Good fucking riddance. I hope her reputation makes employment options shit for her.

Something tells me she has enough money (and fame) to not really need employment, usually entitled assholes are like that. She used her WP job not for money but for just raw clout and fame, anyone above the age of 5 can interpolate that even without much research. And i mean i won't be surprised if she starts bitching and whining and starts a onlyfans

 

[Kenny J]

Taylor Lorenz just put the fries in the bag bruh

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I certainly would never buy $22 avocado toast. Not only does it look terrible, but I can't handle any amount of percin.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I could never buy a fucking $22 avocado toast because one kilo of avocado here costs between $3 and $4. ONE KILO, that's about three of them.



An avocado sandwich costs $1.5 in the most cheaper version, and about $4 in bigger places. This one is $6-5, and also has chicken.



$4.50, only avocado.



I know the import fees make them more expensive than buying local, but any of these looks way more tasty than whatever the heck this fucking is:



Avocado toast is meant to look like this:




(I think I posted this before, but I'm doing it again because fuck you, Taylor)

 

[30+GameOvers]

Of course, TayTay likes to blow this out-of-proportion and claim that this minor drama is the main reason why people ridicule "harass" her, even in the present day. It's a nice way for her to ignore the valid criticism people have with her shoddy journalism, doxing LibsOfTikTok's family, being a hysterical Covid cultist, etc...

So, just like fatpat likes to say that people only started trolling him over the Norm Mcdonald tweet.
And she is also only a "journalist" in a same way Rick is a "Conservative" or a "Sci-Fi author". Interesting parallel.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Pretty strange for someone who totally has no immune system!

Why is she ordering avocado toast if so? guidelines for immunosuppressed patients state that vegetables, be it in salad or other forms should be home prepared and thoroughly cooked whenever possible.

Hell, far as I'm concerned someone whose immune system is completely gone (lol) should be sticking to home made foods in 100% of cases, you never know what happens in the kitchens you doordash from.

What other foods has she been sharing pics of? I'll post the 'quick and loose' version of the guidelines so other kiwis can compare.

Spoiler: AIIIIIIIIIIIIDS.

Meat and Poultry:
-Should be cooked to a safe internal temperature and checked with a food thermometer
-All poultry has to be cooked to an internal temperature of 165F/74C
-Whole cuts of beef, veal, lamb and pork must be cooked to 145F/63C
-Deli meats, cold cuts, hot dogs and fermented sausages heated to 165F
-Pate and meat spreads must be kept in airtight sealed packages and not reused.

Salads:
-Avoid premade salads, only consume homemade salads.

Vegetables and Fruits:
-Do not consume raw or undercooked sprouts such as alfalfa and bean
-Avoid unwashed fresh fruits and vegetables, including lettuce and other leafy vegetables.
-Consume cooked sprouts, washed and cooked fruits and vegetables.

Juice:
-Must be pasteurized juice or ciders.

Milk and dairy products:
-Milk and products must be pasteurized or made with pasteurized milk.

Cheese:
-Avoid soft cheese made from unpasteurized milk (queso fresco, brie, camembert, blue veined cheese)

Eggs:
-Avoid raw or undercooked (runny) eggs and foods that contain them such as Caesar Salad dressing, Raw cookie dough and Eggnog. (note: sorry taytay, not getting blackout drunk in the tub with eggnog during Christmas and NYE for you, sucks to suck)

Seafood:
-Avoid raw or undercooked fish or shellfish including sashimi, sushi and ceviche. (note: you bet this bitch eats sushi by the truckload, so this is a good one to keep an eye out for)
-Avoid refrigerated smoked seafood unless in a cooked dish.

Flour:
-Avoid raw dough or raw batter made with raw uncooked flour.

 

[Smar Mijou]

Jeez, her vocal fry annoys the shit out of me

EDIT: 2:10 mins in
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Holy hell

She's the reincarnation of Tiny Tim. The (((Nose))) and jowls are unmistakable.

It seems like a lot of her supporters want TayTay to migrate to a site called "Ghost", which I'm guessing is a tiny alternative platform catering to deranged troons/far-leftists.
Here's her announcement yesterday (on Mastodon) about moving full-time to Substack:

I've never even heard of Ghost. Seeing the retardation reposted on here though, I'm guessing that it's the type of place where anything short of chugging the girldick and self-flagellation for being White makes you literally worse than Hitler. Or in other words, Threads for the "alt-tech" faggots.

TYT showed some journalistic integrity with a full retraction and admitting that they've been misled by a scammer. Urged other outlets to do the same, none followed.
(Their cohost Ana is also a lurker, I kid you not.)

Friendly reminder to anyone who didn't know, Chuck Yogurt used to be "Conservative" until he got disillusioned by the Iraq War, and went hard the other direction. It's kind of funny that he and Ana have both been stepping back from the insanity that they've helped propagate for the past 15 years or so. Ana got peaked by the sheer insanity from the troons, while Chunk has always been an Armenian genocide denier and sexist pig. It would be interesting to speculate what Ana's KF username is though...

 

[AltisticRight]

Ana's KF username is though...

Maybe something like @TurkGenocider, @KillAllTurkroaches, @Trannymassgrave1986 or something similar.

 

[WhiteNight]

I've never even heard of Ghost. Seeing the retardation reposted on here though, I'm guessing that it's the type of place where anything short of chugging the girldick and self-flagellation for being White makes you literally worse than Hitler.

As I noted upthread, Ghost is free software you can host yourself, so there cannot be censorship.

They also offer a hosted service where you pay them to set everything up for you (good for tech writers such as Tay Tay). The hosted service does censor, according to pro-censorship writer Casey Newton:

Ghost founder and CEO John O’Nolan committed to us that Ghost’s hosted service will remove pro-Nazi content, full stop. If nothing else, that’s further than Substack will go, and makes Ghost a better intermediate home for Platformer than our current one.

https://www.platformer.news/why-platformer-is-leaving-substack/

However, censorship as of today looks pretty light. You can browse Ghost sites they choose to list on ghost.org. Here is their politics category: https://ghost.org/explore/politics/
As an example, it includes Quillette, which is generally right-leaning. Popping it open right now will show a link to this article by TERF Meghan Murphy:

https://quillette.com/2024/10/02/in-british-columbia-censorship-wears-a-pronoun-pin/

It accuses trans activists of trying to "gaslight women as transphobes simply because they stand up for their sex-based rights."

So, no, chugging the girldick is not mandatory.

 

[Trig.Point]

I could never buy a fucking $22 avocado toast because one kilo of avocado here costs between $3 and $4. ONE KILO, that's about three of them.

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An avocado sandwich costs $1.5 in the most cheaper version, and about $4 in bigger places. This one is $6-5, and also has chicken.

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$4.50, only avocado.

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I know the import fees make them more expensive than buying local, but any of these looks way more tasty than whatever the heck this fucking is:

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Avocado toast is meant to look like this:

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(I think I posted this before, but I'm doing it again because fuck you, Taylor)

They also don't keep, and it's very easy to get a bad or bruised one.

 

[Verixis]

In America, it has a meme-y reputation as being a stereotypical "millennial hipster" food.
Taylor Lorenz once had some $22 avocado toast delivered to her and then complained about its appearance on Twitter, where people mocked her for being dumb & out-of-touch.
https://archive.ph/IJNkM
View attachment 6495654
(Seamless = DoorDash competitor)

Of course, TayTay likes to blow this out-of-proportion and claim that this minor drama is the main reason why people ridicule "harass" her, even in the present day. It's a nice way for her to ignore the valid criticism people have with her shoddy journalism, doxing LibsOfTikTok's family, being a hysterical Covid cultist, etc...

Must be nice.