Team Fortress 2 Community - A free-to-play dress up game for grownups, gameplay fully automated! Waiting to be mercy killed...

[Shoresy]

Now there's an idea...

I've begun working on this immense fucking project in my spare time. I decided to use Google Sheets to do this. I'm starting out with cosmetic items first, in update order. Once I'm done with cosmetics, I'll then go through weapons, then unusual effects, then warpaints, then maps, etc. I've also been keeping notes as I go, as you can see in the attached screenshot. Roy had a whopping 7 items added in the Australian Christmas update out of the total 19 that were added.

The little note indicator you can see on every Item Count cell is a note listing each item that the individual was credited for. Mostly doing this so I can keep track of everything I've already counted.

I cannot in good conscience give an ETA on when this will be finished, as this is going to take a fucking long time, especially with the official TF2 wiki's tendency to throw tons of 503 errors at random.
Edit: case in point:

FUCK

 

[Feast Mode]

Freaky Fair is such a dogshit garbage map. The MvM upgrade system concept is interesting but incredibly broken in practice. Games always end in stalemate.

I like the premise and I think the map itself is for the most part good but I think it does need more refinement. Most matches do end in stalemates which was fine until the novelty ran off and then its just annoying. Theres also a horrid exploit with the map where you can remove all your upgrades and move out of the buy zone and you keep both the upgrades and the money from the refund and watching a demo knight abuse the hell out of it has just ruined the entire thing for me and I don't think I'll be touching it again until thats either fixed or when I get to the Halloween contract for the map.

 

[Grinrow2]

People who play outside of aus servers how stale are your casual games? On Aus servers the only maps that get picked are Dustbowl, brew, Steel, badwater, barn blitz, Borneo, frontier, thunder mountain, venice and literally nothing else. Control point maps only pop once a week and I dont think I've had an egypt game in over 4 months. Maybe its just me but the autistic pickyness was never this fuckin bad man Back in 2019-2020 you'd be able to queue up for any map and get a game

 

[Kyangyenki]

People who play outside of aus servers how stale are your casual games? On Aus servers the only maps that get picked are Dustbowl, brew, Steel, badwater, barn blitz, Borneo, frontier, thunder mountain, venice and literally nothing else. Control point maps only pop once a week and I dont think I've had an egypt game in over 4 months. Maybe its just me but the autistic pickyness was never this fuckin bad man Back in 2019-2020 you'd be able to queue up for any map and get a game

Wait in queue for 15 minutes, 75% of team quits on round end after 8 minutes, Waiting again 15 minutes.

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[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

People who play outside of aus servers how stale are your casual games? On Aus servers the only maps that get picked are Dustbowl, brew, Steel, badwater, barn blitz, Borneo, frontier, thunder mountain, venice and literally nothing else. Control point maps only pop once a week and I dont think I've had an egypt game in over 4 months. Maybe its just me but the autistic pickyness was never this fuckin bad man Back in 2019-2020 you'd be able to queue up for any map and get a game

Curious how most those maps are extremely popular on Uncletopia servers.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

venice and literally nothing else

Venice?

This piece of shit? Why?

 

[Shoresy]

I've begun working on this immense fucking project in my spare time. I decided to use Google Sheets to do this. I'm starting out with cosmetic items first, in update order. Once I'm done with cosmetics, I'll then go through weapons, then unusual effects, then warpaints, then maps, etc. I've also been keeping notes as I go, as you can see in the attached screenshot. Roy had a whopping 7 items added in the Australian Christmas update out of the total 19 that were added.

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The little note indicator you can see on every Item Count cell is a note listing each item that the individual was credited for. Mostly doing this so I can keep track of everything I've already counted.
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I cannot in good conscience give an ETA on when this will be finished, as this is going to take a fucking long time, especially with the official TF2 wiki's tendency to throw tons of 503 errors at random.
Edit: case in point:
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FUCK

Progress is being made, albeit slowly due to work and other priorities. I'm now into 2012's additions. I tweaked the percentage column to actually have a proper percentage value (<Item Count value> divided by <Total Items value>) alongside the bar.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I fucking hate politispergs so much bros...

 

[Grinrow2]

I fucking hate politispergs so much bros...

Just talk about the shit you made you fucking nigger thats all you need to do

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Just talk about the shit you made you fucking nigger thats all you need to do

Lmao, absolutely felted.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

His game is also just a cheap L4D ripoff with more gays and niggers, this man is demented and should apply for Canadian healthcare.

 

[SneedLurker2988]

I fucking hate politispergs so much bros...

oh god he was one of the 5 people that voted for her in the 2020 primaries? dire days for valve affiliates

 

[GNU Abyss]

Venice?
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This piece of shit? Why?

Overwatch flavor of Stockholm Syndrome, I guess. Darkmarsh is the Venice of this update, same feel.

 

[Grinrow2]

Curious how most those maps are extremely popular on Uncletopia servers.

I really hope UncleDane gets paralyzed from the neck down for what hes done to tf2

 

[Toolbox]

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Lmao, absolutely felted.

On the opposite end -

And these are just the top two comments (and replies). Funny how you can read the exact same kind of comments with nearly identical wording on other election related leftie politislop videos. Why would anyone give a shit about a Euro or Brit's opinion about the U.S. election?

 

[SneedLurker2988]

I really hope UncleDane gets paralyzed from the neck down for what hes done to tf2

it's almost as cruel as being on the idubz suffering podcast... almost

 

[97vampyrs]

what are hats that immediately make you think of someone as annoying? cats pajamas, chicken kiev and the last laugh for me.

 

[Bloodrage]

what are hats that immediately make you think of someone as annoying? cats pajamas, chicken kiev and the last laugh for me.

 

[Shoresy]

what are hats that immediately make you think of someone as annoying? cats pajamas, chicken kiev and the last laugh for me.

The Grand Duchess Halloween set from 2012, or the my little pony hat. Absolute faggot shit.

 

[piombo]

what are hats that immediately make you think of someone as annoying? cats pajamas, chicken kiev and the last laugh for me.

all hats that are in any way, shape or form femboy/furry/coom bait

Spoiler: examples

being a given, all the shitty meme cosmetics (see the zoomer scout hat or the coof mask one), the flair cosmetic since it's mostly used by trannoids + it's ugly as shit, and all cosmetics that have fucked up paint regions.