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[SoleniyKraut]

It's weird seeing people liking FUNKe

He made one good video and nothing else I watched from him amused me.

 

[DigitalZtorm]

It's weird seeing people liking FUNKe, given how large of a faggot he was back in the Facepunch Forums days (when he was going by the name Punchy), and still is. Not to mention iirc he's got a noticeable speech impediment, which is a sign of a retard.

So many of them were that it's hard to tell. I just recall my ideas and concepts stolen, others rejected and complete ignorance when asking for help with certain issues making models that I straight up quit. Only ever helped make one item and nothing more. Changed my field of study from game dev to business soon after.

I left when the petpocolypse began and every other project was some sort of animal or pet in a pocket or shoulder or flying right behind. I watched them make many cosmetics become halloween only due to greed. I barely recall him beyond his first spamming of his videos, but I usually stuck to the modding threads from what I now see was more a "End of a golden era" for them.

 

[Hellwalker]

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HE WAS FRIENDS WITH THE FIRST ONE, WE GOT A SEQUEL

Can't wait for niggers to moralfag about this one.

 

[Breadbassket]

Came across a video about war paints.

 

[THE PATRIARCHY]

The TF2 dickriding is insane. Niggas cant stop glazing their 18 year old hat simulator

 

[Thiletonomics]

The TF2 dickriding is insane. Niggas cant stop glazing their 18 year old hat simulator

Was Paladins, LawBreakers, Battleborn, and Concord mentioned in the video or no?

 

[THE PATRIARCHY]

Was Paladins, LawBreakers, Battleborn, and Concord mentioned in the video or no?

I'm sure not watching the vid to find out. But from what I've heard online, this is just a shittier version of LazyPurple's "TF2 is a Timeless Masterpiece" video.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Complaining about score and K/D is a massive cope for being bad at TF2, they're uncoupled for a reason, because just getting straight kills isn't the point, the objective is, and the game will reward you for PLAYING THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE. I've had rounds where I top scored as spy with 0 kills, just because I sat on the cart the entire time, for example.

There are also classes in the game that can succeed without getting kills. You could play an entire game as Medic and have an 0-5 K/D ratio, but it wouldn’t matter because the entire point of your class is to heal your teammates. You’d still have points obviously, but you’d still be making a positive impact on the game. In fact, you really shouldn’t have a positive K/D as Medic (or at the very least you shouldn’t have many kills for that exact reason. Engineer is partially the same way. Your sentry should be doing most of your killing, especially if you’re playing defensively.

Was Paladins, LawBreakers, Battleborn, and Concord mentioned in the video or no?

Bringing up “hero shooters” like that with regards to TF2 is retarded anyway. Most of those games were trying to rip off of the popularity of Overwatch, not TF2. The late 2010’s were filled with them, not because companies wanted to lure in TF2 players after Meet Your Match crashed and burned, but because they wanted to jump on the trend that OW started. Even Call of Duty jumped in on it with Black Ops 4 (and BO3 to a lesser extent).

Most games aren’t trying to compete with TF2, there isn’t enough of a market for it. It’s a free to play game where a sizable portion of its fanbase are rabid autists who’ve spent 4000+ hours playing it.

 

[Fulgrim's Dildo]

As much as I love my friends, all they wanna do is play CTF and Hightower. Like, that's the worst part of the game. The worst maps, and Hightower is genuinely one of the most miserable experiences in online gaming. Apparently the community has gotten stage 4 turbo cancer. Because Hightower was fun for just hopping in for basically a team death match. But after the bots got banned it's just mega AIDs now. One friend, she says that some of them are probably former bot hosters crawling out of the woodwork to ruin the game manually. I think that's cap, and she's just in denial about her favorite place in TF2 just sucking.

I don't understand why people stick around in Hightower or CTF. But if all the miserable nazi fur fags are stuck in there, let them stay there. Everything else about the game is far better, even if I suck at it despite having almost 200 hours.

 

[soy woah jaque]

CTF and Hightower are the worst part of the game

It's the best part, I'd rather play team deathmatch than spam projectiles at a chokepoint for half an hour

 

[TotalNematodeDeath]

Does anyone note how the community has begun to shy away from vote kicks? I started playing in 2010 and shit, vote kicks would be called whenever and by whoever but now a days no one calls them. Played a couple of games recently with very obvious cheaters and yet no vote kicks. Told people that if they had suspicion then call a vote but they wouldn't but still typed about it in the chat. One look at the cheater profiles and it was clear as day they were but retards these days seem to think that looking at the profile of a scout who just got 5 crit kills in a row is being salty. I think the bots calling so many false vote kicks buck broke a lot of people into not even using it anymore and on top of that there are far too many videos of epic tf2 players getting kicked for being too good which I think may of ended up giving cheaters a much easier time of just acting like they are skilled players.

 

[Throng of Titans]

The TF2 dickriding is insane. Niggas cant stop glazing their 18 year old hat simulator

The only thing TF2 has over most of its competition are its community servers.

Yeah most of them suck ass now, but some element of TF2 will remain playable basically indefinitely as long as there are enough dedicated autists, unlike most of the competition, which are based exclusively on company run matchmaking.

But that's it, TF2 isn't special magic alive because it's just that perfect, it's just a robust game that can survive off of a fairly small community, unlike most of the competitors, who would quickly stop being profitable if they were turning TF2 numbers.

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

Does anyone note how the community has begun to shy away from vote kicks? I started playing in 2010 and shit, vote kicks would be called whenever and by whoever but now a days no one calls them. Played a couple of games recently with very obvious cheaters and yet no vote kicks. Told people that if they had suspicion then call a vote but they wouldn't but still typed about it in the chat. One look at the cheater profiles and it was clear as day they were but retards these days seem to think that looking at the profile of a scout who just got 5 crit kills in a row is being salty. I think the bots calling so many false vote kicks buck broke a lot of people into not even using it anymore and on top of that there are far too many videos of epic tf2 players getting kicked for being too good which I think may of ended up giving cheaters a much easier time of just acting like they are skilled players.

casual players will kick you instantly for saying faggot or nigger.

 

[GNU Abyss]

Does anyone note how the community has begun to shy away from vote kicks? I started playing in 2010 and shit, vote kicks would be called whenever and by whoever but now a days no one calls them. Played a couple of games recently with very obvious cheaters and yet no vote kicks. Told people that if they had suspicion then call a vote but they wouldn't but still typed about it in the chat. One look at the cheater profiles and it was clear as day they were but retards these days seem to think that looking at the profile of a scout who just got 5 crit kills in a row is being salty. I think the bots calling so many false vote kicks buck broke a lot of people into not even using it anymore and on top of that there are far too many videos of epic tf2 players getting kicked for being too good which I think may of ended up giving cheaters a much easier time of just acting like they are skilled players.

During the bot crisis, the voting system in Casual may have picked up a reputation as janky shit that only works 20% of the time. Valve never made it clear that votes from F2P accounts do not matter even if you see yourself pressing F1 client-side. They still don't by the way. I've had hilarious situations in MvM playing Boot Camp where a lobby of 5 people could not kick a 6th player sitting in spectator limbo because several people were free-to-plays.

 

[BlueCandles]

Back in 2014-2015 I used lmaobox on an alt account just so I could use the infinite noisemaker hack to drown the server with the sounds of fireworks and vuvuzelas, it was a ton of fun. The banshee one in particular had lines longer than the cooldown to play a new one, so by spamming it they would start to overlap infinitely until a zone of about 100ft around you couldn't hear anything but screaming.

People didn't know wtf was going on or who it was coming from, and even if they eventually caught on like 90% of votekicks would fail because nobody really kicked back then. For nostalgia reasons I tried it again a year or so ago and got kicked nearly instantly with zero hestitation. Personally I feel like the bot crisis has actually made people way more paranoid and kick-happy than they used to be - but I dunno its just my experience. That being said, if you spectate someone while playing the sounds it would generate from them instead, so I pivoted to getting unusual hat players kicked while they protested innocence. Good times.

 

[WULULULULU]

As much as I love my friends, all they wanna do is play CTF and Hightower. Like, that's the worst part of the game. The worst maps, and Hightower is genuinely one of the most miserable experiences in online gaming. Apparently the community has gotten stage 4 turbo cancer. Because Hightower was fun for just hopping in for basically a team death match. But after the bots got banned it's just mega AIDs now. One friend, she says that some of them are probably former bot hosters crawling out of the woodwork to ruin the game manually. I think that's cap, and she's just in denial about her favorite place in TF2 just sucking.

I don't understand why people stick around in Hightower or CTF. But if all the miserable nazi fur fags are stuck in there, let them stay there. Everything else about the game is far better, even if I suck at it despite having almost 200 hours.

Dustbowl/Upward or bust.

 

[Jones Kaczynski]

casual players will kick you instantly for saying faggot or nigger.

This is unironically the only reason I find to tryhard these days. Being on the top of the scoreboard almost always allows you to shit-talk any retard below you and on the other team without consequence. Most players know not to kick their top scorer (especially if it's a medic or engineer) even if they are seething about some mean slurs, and even more if the team is being rolled hard.

 

[Mr Sister]

Anyone have any stories of meeting funny highly autistic people?
I have a video of an amazing encounter some months ago, I only wish I started recording sooner. I'm working on censoring it to not show my information, and cutting to the good bits. He is a wannabe furry (he hasn't decided on his fursona except he knows he wants it to have a "hyper-cock") that talks like Chris. Some guy in the lobby started riling him up, I started recording late as I said, but I probably have like 4 minutes of funny content that I've been sitting on for months and just need to censor. Sometimes listening to it I question if he is faking and trolling for laughs, but I really doubt it, and it is funny even if he is.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

Anyone have any stories of meeting funny highly autistic people?
I have a video of an amazing encounter some months ago, I only wish I started recording sooner. I'm working on censoring it to not show my information, and cutting to the good bits. He is a wannabe furry (he hasn't decided on his fursona except he knows he wants it to have a "hyper-cock") that talks like Chris. Some guy in the lobby started riling him up, I started recording late as I said, but I probably have like 4 minutes of funny content that I've been sitting on for months and just need to censor. Sometimes listening to it I question if he is faking and trolling for laughs, but I really doubt it, and it is funny even if he is.

I played on a custom MvM server (not associated with any community, just a single server) with the host a couple times. Autistic 50-something furfag. For some reason he had a habit of muting me over some slight (I have no idea what I ever did to set him off) and unmuting me after a while and a name change. Anyway, one of these games I decide to play as engineer. I build a teleporter in a spot he doesn't like. He yells at me, but keeps taking my teleporter and complaining. Eventually he bans me over this.
The most autistic part?
He was also playing engineer with his own teleporter, which he could've taken at any time instead of mine. He went out of his way to take mine.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Small world.