Team Fortress 2 - Hat Fortress 2: America's #1 War-themed Hat Simulator

[José Mourinho]

 

[spaps]

36 MINUTES
I'M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK

 

[spaps]

TWELVE MINUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[RetardBus]

10 MINUTES UNTIL IMPACT

 

[spaps]

OH

MY

GOD

 

[RetardBus]

We shall do nothing but teleport bread until the final day of the update.

 

[Watcher]

I do especially like the character interaction between classes. Apart from comics and a few shorts here and there (and the Demo vs Soldier update) it hasn't really happened all that often.

 

[spaps]

This is only the first day, guys.
Prepare your bodies.

 

[John Titor]

I haven't played in a while, what's going on?!

 

[Watcher]

I haven't played in a while, what's going on?!

Another update, this time revolving around bread.

The most noteworthy part is they created a pretty good SFM short revolving around it.

 

[spaps]

Day 2.

A few new weapons and cosmetic items, but It's not over yet. Can't wait to see Day 3.

So I was wrong about Day 3. The update is being shipped today.

I'd complain about the update being a little underwhelming, considering the massive buildup, but there's still some massive updates coming in the next few months (Scream Fortress, Moonbase, Smissmas, End of the Line), so I'm still pretty happy.

 

[José Mourinho]

Finally, new weapons!

Also love some of the intersting reskins which are related to bread.

 

[spaps]

So you can only craft hats you bought from the Mann Co. store and Steam market now (and apparently certain promo items).
I had to use my Ellis' Cap (which I didn't really care about tbh), my After Dark (noooooooooooooo) and my Spiral Sallet (NO, MY ONLY DEMOKNIGHT HAT) to craft a Bread Box. Got the Mad Milk reskin.

 

[Watcher]

So I heard TF2 is broken as shit now

>Axtinguisher got nerfed, no longer crits infront of an enemy. Class is basically useless now.
>Stickylauncher got nerfed, now have to wait 2 seconds before detonating to achieve max damage.
>Demo now has a shield that lets him charge infinitely
>Sniper has a sniper rifle that lets him charge up shots without scoping in. Basically defeating the purpose of the vanilla sniper rifle. Since it was designed so that CSS players couldn't dominate in matches.
>Servers are just giant conga lines

gg Valve

I'm glad I sold all my items before it was too late

 

[exball]

My beautiful Axtinguisher is now useless. ;_;

 

[spaps]

I want that Conga Line taunt like you wouldn't believe.

 

[José Mourinho]

Ever since the update, most of the servers I joined has players playing the Conga taunt now.

(But I kinda admit I want the Rock, Papers, Scissors one)

 

[Watcher]

Most of the big TF2 youtube channels are moving away from the game because of this update

 

[José Mourinho]

Gave my TF2 menu screen a new cool look thanks to a mod, even though I didn't play Battlefield 3. It also changes the intro video.

 

[LM 697]

i have these crate things i dont know what they are and i dont want them let me know if you want them for FREE maybe