Tech Support

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My stupid laptop won't work.

I dropped it like a bunch of times and some pieces came off. Only spilled one or two liquids into the device. Cheap Chinese piece of crap.

Fix it.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

How? Are you going to send it by mail?

 

[Table Country]

Sir, you must do the needful and not be retarded.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

deltree system32

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Make sure it's plugged in!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I want to install Win95 so I can play solitaire with no ads.

 

[Moths]

Oh I see the problem is located between the device and the chair

 

[The Luigi Player]

send it to the genius bar

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I want to install Win95 so I can play solitaire with no ads.

I'd recommend upgrading to ME.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'd recommend upgrading to ME.

Are... are you hitting on me?

 

[Racist Trash]

You have to pee on it as the acids will melt the solder so it will reattach itself when it dries.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Are... are you hitting on me?

Yes. Upgrade to ME, sweetcheeks.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

>Cheap Chinese piece of crap
Well, there's your problem.