I hate iPads because every time they release a new one, YouTube becomes littered with hundreds of videos from people all trying to turn the thing into a laptop, and they are all exactly the same video just with some different schmuck sitting in front of his wall of stuff.
If you want a real laptop, get a
ThinkPad actual computer, and stop trying to turn this intentionally limited tablet into one.
Also you get a

because you play Pokemon games on the actual carts apparently, and can replace the batteries.