Tech you miss/ new tech trends you hate - ok boomers

Tech sucks, alternatives suck even more, upon that DIY projects also swallow chunks of stale cum - that is how gay it all is
It really does, but there's no alternative. Go phoneless; car crash, what're you gonna do? Pigeon the copper? Get a dumbphone, become one of those others point and laugh at for being paranoid? Best case is keep consooming modern, expensive, short-lived phones but remove half the tools.
 
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I don't know if it's because I haven't seen a whole lot of it or not but if feels like there is barely any Social Media or anything that allows for an Avatar where you can use a GIF. The only one that comes the mind is Discord but you have to fucking pay for it. Being able to use a GIF on this site without any bullshit is a nice breath of fresh air.
 
Some programs still run in the background even when you close the application. Thank God for Task Manager which kills processes on command.

 
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All the internal tech after the PS3 became standard x86 architecture. There used to be some legitimate differences between a Sony, Microsoft, and PC console; any that’s all gone now. The kicker is you could install Linux on a PS3 and enjoy its glorious 256MB RAM and wonky processor; but now when all devices are legit just skinned PCs you don’t have that option.

Cell Phones;
The death of Windows Mobile sucks since with it kind of went the possibility of a full desktop in pocket format dream for smartphones.

Death of Dedicated Devices:
While a smartphone with Bluetooth does a decent job replacing all these devices I do miss the novelty of having devices like a Zune HD, PSP and so on.
 
What is it with companies adding features that no one wants or needs?

My laptop was having a weird issue where it wasn't charging when plugged in and worse, acting like it was on when fully powered off and draining battery. I've been around long enough to know many tech issues can be fixed by unplugging and plugging stuff back in. Don't know what the actual problem was but disconnecting and reconnecting the battery completely fixed it and its charging normally.

It was a huge pain in the ass even getting to the battery and in my quest I discovered a colossal piece of retardation and over-engineering from Lenovo.

Powering back on gave a load of loud and obnoxious error beeps and a "back cover tamper protection error" message. At first I thought some bios setting was re-set but after finding the setting for this and changing it back and forth nothing happened. Turns out the geniuses at Lenovo decided to add a physical switch to the motherboard which is pressed down by a piece of rubber glued to the bottom cover. This little switch is apparently held down with fucking snot because it got stuck to the chunk of rubber on the bottom cover and got ripped off the mobo when I took it off.

Shitty factory soldering aside, who the fuck saw a need for a physical tamper switch on a laptop bottom cover, on a laptop designed for a bunch of office drones? These things need servicing so you are adding more shit that might break when the IT guy in your office takes it apart. I can only assume this is some idiotic marketing tick box some retard came up with "You see we are better and more secure than Dell and HP because we have extra special physical tamper protection on our laptops!". Never mind that its actually a shoddily soldered switch pressed down with a chunk of rubber you glued to the fucking chassis.
 
Shitty factory soldering aside, who the fuck saw a need for a physical tamper switch on a laptop bottom cover, on a laptop designed for a bunch of office drones?
You've reminded me, chromebooks (because of course it's chromebooks) do something similar in terms of hardware restrictions. A mate of mine asked me to move his chromebook (to which I bullied him about even owning one in the first place) over to linux a while back, turns out that some models have a write protection screw in place on the motherboards to prevent the BIOS being flashed, restrict developer mode and obviously prevent the installation of a new OS. Extremely gay and retarded, here's an example of it:
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I absolutely, utterly hate the lack of size optimization in video games nowadays. Usually that's a thing for AAA games that wanna take up 200GB of your SSD because they absolutely need their 320 kbps uncompressed audio and 4k textures for every hair on the protag's body, but I just got hit by this on somewhere much, much different: lowly little match-3 games. Literally one of the simplest things that you can possibly make. No way that any dev could possibly screw that up and bloat your computer with 2D simplicity, right? Surely no way in the world....

Well, here comes One More Please, a game recently put out on itch.io that combines Match-3 with """horror""" elements (ie, oh-so-dark imagery and questionable writing). It's not good mechanics-wise, the guy who made it is a student so I can't lampoon him too much, and the first pic is how it looks.

It's a 720p screenshot, the lowest the game lets you go, you could see this crap in 4k if you want to, but aside that, why the whining about size? Well, for some unfathomable reason that escapes even God himself, this small little project was developed in fucking UNREAL ENGINE. Unreal, a 3D framework made for AAA-level use, was used for a game like that. The size reflects it too. Extracted out this game is 700 Megabytes. Almost a whole CD would be taken up by just this one bare-bones barely functional game. (Fun Fact: 50 megabytes of this is because he left the Unreal Prerequisites setup exe in there as well, as if the other 600+ MB was not enough of a chunk).

Compare that to what I think is the best looking, graphically, in its genre, Bejeweled 3, made by the great PopCap, the second picture. 768p screenshot here to make the graphics juxtaposition fair.

Besides, well, just obviously being a better experience in every way imaginable, this game, despite the tons more graphics and game logic it has, clocks in at only 95 megabytes. Could fit 7 copies of this game in the footprint that little horror boy above it is taking up. I hate it. Yeah, I have a 1 TB SSD in this PC so it's not like I'm starved for space or anything, but it's the principle. There has to be even one fuck given for optimization somewhere with these modern programmers. Do they just not teach it at all? Just because there's no internet speed or disk space limitations should not mean that it balloons to near infinity.

It's not even that making things in a smaller space can't be done, either. Here's another very bare-bones looking match-3 also posted recently. It's got, as with every other indie nowadays apparently, roguelike RPG concepts (the indie zeitgeist style cloning is another thing I'm disliking more and more recently, but that's to whine about probably in another thread). Last picture, similar window size to the others.

Very bare-bones that one. But you know what, the size of it actually makes sense! Under 7 megabytes for what's pretty much a pre-alpha, half of that being generic 8-bit slop for a soundtrack because indie zeitgeist. I love those old causal puzzle games, and they frequently impress me with how much stuff they can pack into a small space when size is given even the slightest consideration. I don't expect .kkrieger from one-man shows, but... wow. it's almost impressive a lot of the time just how bloated the state of creating a video game has gotten. Thank you for reading my autsitic whining of the week.
 

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they absolutely need their 320 kbps uncompressed audio
I apologize for nitpicking
320 kbps is a mp3 format, and mp3 is compressed audio
Uncompressed audio is typically around ~1400-1500 kbps wav
GTA 5, for instance, uses 768 kbps wav per channel (mono, so x2 for stereo)

In other words, 5 minutes of the highest quality possible mp3 (320 kbps CBR) is around 12 MB.
5 minutes of uncompressed audio would be around 55 MB.
 
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All the internal tech after the PS3 became standard x86 architecture. There used to be some legitimate differences between a Sony, Microsoft, and PC console; any that’s all gone now. The kicker is you could install Linux on a PS3 and enjoy its glorious 256MB RAM and wonky processor; but now when all devices are legit just skinned PCs you don’t have that option.
With how difficult the PS3 was to develop for, can you blame the standardization of consoles?

I miss consistent splash screens on video games.
 
With how difficult the PS3 was to develop for, can you blame the standardization of consoles?

I miss consistent splash screens on video games.

I get it but it’s still disappointing.

Think about how good games like MGS:IV looked and sounded (surround sound) and consider that was done on 256MB of RAM with a standard speed HDD.

Obviously games look better today in that department but the difference in resources is immense.
 
I hate being prompted over everything. It's a test of patience, everytime. This happens a lot in video games where it's become the norm. Some games won't even let you directly exit from them, they have to bring you back to the main menu and then exit. But wait! That's not enough, because it has to ask you if you're sure that you want to quit. Motherfucker, more times than not, someone is trying to exit the game because they decided that they're done with it for the time being.

Oh and there's no such thing as a "one-time" code. This happens a lot when you need to verify something, like with my bank. They always do this thing where they have to ask me to verify a transfer I'm to make from checking to savings or savings to checking and present me options in how I'd like to be verified. Phone, E-Mail or SMS. Nevermind the fact that they allowed me to log in at all to make transfers which if you're going to ask for verification at all, the starting point would've been more fitting if it was just a log-in. No, you're going to allow me to log-in and then prompt me with a verification check right when I'm about to do something, the rightful owner of the account.
 
What is it with companies adding features that no one wants or needs?
middle-managers excuse to exist

No, you're going to allow me to log-in and then prompt me with a verification check right when I'm about to do something, the rightful owner of the account.
literal boomers and other normalfags that shouldn't be on the internet in the first place. bonus points when they all do this from their phone.
 
I've been getting that crap on the bank site I use. Like I want to make transfers, and yet the site asks for a code to send to email.

I hate chips in debit and credit cards. Swiping was always better
I had that strip on a card go bad on me though, as in many readers just would not read that thing. BTW, I still miss using cash only.
 
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I hate being prompted over everything. It's a test of patience, everytime. This happens a lot in video games where it's become the norm. Some games won't even let you directly exit from them, they have to bring you back to the main menu and then exit. But wait! That's not enough, because it has to ask you if you're sure that you want to quit. Motherfucker, more times than not, someone is trying to exit the game because they decided that they're done with it for the time being.

Oh and there's no such thing as a "one-time" code. This happens a lot when you need to verify something, like with my bank. They always do this thing where they have to ask me to verify a transfer I'm to make from checking to savings or savings to checking and present me options in how I'd like to be verified. Phone, E-Mail or SMS. Nevermind the fact that they allowed me to log in at all to make transfers which if you're going to ask for verification at all, the starting point would've been more fitting if it was just a log-in. No, you're going to allow me to log-in and then prompt me with a verification check right when I'm about to do something, the rightful owner of the account.
One time codes are an attempt to retard-proof systems from people getting scammed by Ranjeet Bakchod and Pooja Benchod over the phone. I'm irked by them too, I had to tell my grandma to stop writing them down. Also they showed up on a work system I use that does not fucking need 2-factor authentication.
 
It's because many programmers nowadays miss the complete basics. They don't know how computers work, how OSes work, optimal file formats and why it matters, that kind of stuff. Programming has had a very low barrier of entering for a while now and it really shows.

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My wife finally gave up on her shitty apple "smart" "watch" (it's neither smart nor a usable watch) after about almost two years only because the battery apparently is dying because she's been charging it every day, which actually is a necessary thing. I showed her the online instructions to replace the battery (hint: glue) and told her I won't do it because I'm not confident I'll ever be able to put it together again which she accepted after seeing them and being low-key mad at the watch herself. I hated that thing so I am quite happy. What a load of garbage.

I'll be buried with my cheap casio watch and frankly, it'll probably still run that day.
 
Hey guys, are you ready for the next step of owning nothing and being happy?
A TL;DW breakdown: Basically the TV has a secondary screen whose purpose is to display ads, and comes with a sensor that can detect when people are in front of it. Now, I don't know what kind of niggercattle is out there watching cable TV and thinking "Gee, I sure wish there were more ads on this thing," but it gets fucking worse. See, being in possession of this TV means signing off on a draconian TOS document that includes demanding that the TV be the "primary television in your household," so no tucking thing this in your kid's bedroom or something (not that I think putting a TV that can spy on you in your kid's bedroom is a good idea, but I digress). On top of that, the TOS require you to have an internet connection at all times, and forbid the use of ad blocking software, as well as any "unauthorized peripherals" or tampering with the internals. If you break their TOS, they will demand that you return the TV back to them, or else they will charge you $1,000 on your credit card.

Great. Fucking great. I can't wait for tech like this to advance even further so that not only do I not own any of the appliances in my home, but every appliance in my home is spying on me and comes packaged with some voice recognition software that'll brick the appliance, freeze my bank accounts, and send the police to arrest me if I commit the heinous crime of saying "nigger," "tranny," or "faggot" in the privacy of my own home. Gotta get those sheep in line, right? What better way than to get AI language learning models built into everyone's fridge to be your Gestapo?
 
If you break their TOS, they will demand that you return the TV back to them, or else they will charge you $1,000 on your credit card.
to be fair, the tv is apparently free. same way tv stations show you ads to finance themselves.

it's silly and highly questionable, but I can see it "make sense" from a business perspective.
 
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to be fair, the tv is apparently free. same way tv stations show you ads to finance themselves.

it's silly and highly questionable, but I can see it "make sense" from a business perspective.
You're right, but that's what was said about microtransactions in free to play games, and pretty soon those business practices started appearing in games you pay for in advance. So it's not entirely out of the question that some cunty executive out there is thinking of a way to make this the status quo.
 
A TL;DW breakdown: Basically the TV has a secondary screen whose purpose is to display ads, and comes with a sensor that can detect when people are in front of it. Now, I don't know what kind of niggercattle is out there watching cable TV and thinking "Gee, I sure wish there were more ads on this thing," but it gets fucking worse. See, being in possession of this TV means signing off on a draconian TOS document that includes demanding that the TV be the "primary television in your household," so no tucking thing this in your kid's bedroom or something (not that I think putting a TV that can spy on you in your kid's bedroom is a good idea, but I digress). On top of that, the TOS require you to have an internet connection at all times, and forbid the use of ad blocking software, as well as any "unauthorized peripherals" or tampering with the internals. If you break their TOS, they will demand that you return the TV back to them, or else they will charge you $1,000 on your credit card.

Great. Fucking great. I can't wait for tech like this to advance even further so that not only do I not own any of the appliances in my home, but every appliance in my home is spying on me and comes packaged with some voice recognition software that'll brick the appliance, freeze my bank accounts, and send the police to arrest me if I commit the heinous crime of saying "nigger," "tranny," or "faggot" in the privacy of my own home. Gotta get those sheep in line, right? What better way than to get AI language learning models built into everyone's fridge to be your Gestapo?

Calm down. This will only be used by niggercattle who watch daytime TV and pay for streaming subscriptions.
 
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