Tech you miss/ new tech trends you hate - ok boomers

I can't believe they're on S21 and here I am with an S7 I bought for $85. Does anyone really need a $1500 phone to make calls and browse social media? I guess if you have money to burn.
No one needs a $1000+ smartphone. Apple used to be the only one to get away with it because lol Apple but not anymore. A lot of the bleeding edge flagships and tech demo SKUs are well over $1000 these days. It's kinda nutty considering a how lot of once-premium features are now standard across all but the cheapest SKUs. Hell, some phones down the product stack have MORE features than their more expensive brethren.

Personally I replace my smartphones about once ever 5 years or so unless the device is still performing adequately and is in like-new/lightly used condition. My S7 bit the dirt a while ago and I replaced it for the V60 - one of the last sub $1000 flagship models. I picked my expensive rare-earth chocolate bar because I wanted the performance headroom to let me keep it for a good long while. The 5G compatibility also helped that choice.
Honestly LG makes darn good phones for the money. I've rarely ever had any issues with mine since I got it and fully expect it to get me to 2025 or beyond. People who replace their $1000+ pocket PCs for a more fashionable one each year are nuts.
 
Everything. NEEDS. a USB. I hate it.

Recently discovered my brothers new razor, needed to be plugged into a USB cable to charge instead of a regular charging port.
I also hate that it's like every year there is a new USB port I need to go buy USB cables for. Its gotten to a point I have a gallon BAG of these bitches and idk what half of them go to anymore. I enjoy charging stations way more rather than fumbling around with a chord I'm bound to either loose or snap 5 minutes after I get it.
 
Everything. NEEDS. a USB. I hate it.

Recently discovered my brothers new razor, needed to be plugged into a USB cable to charge instead of a regular charging port.
I also hate that it's like every year there is a new USB port I need to go buy USB cables for. Its gotten to a point I have a gallon BAG of these bitches and idk what half of them go to anymore. I enjoy charging stations way more rather than fumbling around with a chord I'm bound to either loose or snap 5 minutes after I get it.
I got these chinese usb cables with magnetic head, means the actual connector (USB-C, microusb etc.) is magnetic and detachable from the cable itself. I just leave the small connector part in my devices (bought several) and then attach the cable to them which has the advantage to not stress the port of the device mechanically with often plugging and unplugging where especially SMD microusb ports like to break off in my experience if you're not careful. The nice thing about that is that the magnet guides the connector in correctly by itself and it can be attached either way, so no fiddling. This way it also doesn't matter what kind of USB the device is and I can use one cable for everything. Haven't had it very long yet but very nice invention so far. (dunno who has originally done it)

I recommend the ones that work at an 90 degree angle so the usb connector is actually on the side for more stability. There are others where you can adjust the head into whatever angle but these are too many moving parts for a cable for my taste and that just seems like a point of failure.
 
I got these chinese usb cables with magnetic head, means the actual connector (USB-C, microusb etc.) is magnetic and detachable from the cable itself. I just leave the small connector part in my devices (bought several) and then attach the cable to them which has the advantage to not stress the port of the device mechanically with often plugging and unplugging where especially SMD microusb ports like to break off in my experience if you're not careful. The nice thing about that is that the magnet guides the connector in correctly by itself and it can be attached either way, so no fiddling. This way it also doesn't matter what kind of USB the device is and I can use one cable for everything. Haven't had it very long yet but very nice invention so far. (dunno who has originally done it)

I recommend the ones that work at an 90 degree angle so the usb connector is actually on the side for more stability. There are others where you can adjust the head into whatever angle but these are too many moving parts for a cable for my taste and that just seems like a point of failure.
That sounds AMAZING holy shit. Are they on amazon?
 
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That sounds AMAZING holy shit. Are they on amazon?

I have these ones, they were cheaper on aliexpress though. There are different kinds with fancier features and lightning but these seemed the most stable to me. Had them for about 8 months, (one plugged into my lamp's charging port, one into the computer for quickly hooking up of a device) not disappointed so far.
 
Thank you so much these will help so much. They're cheaper than the single long usb's I buy at walmart shit! Whenever I get more money i'll give these a shot. Thank you farmer!
 
No one needs a $1000+ smartphone. Apple used to be the only one to get away with it because lol Apple but not anymore. A lot of the bleeding edge flagships and tech demo SKUs are well over $1000 these days. It's kinda nutty considering a how lot of once-premium features are now standard across all but the cheapest SKUs. Hell, some phones down the product stack have MORE features than their more expensive brethren.

Personally I replace my smartphones about once ever 5 years or so unless the device is still performing adequately and is in like-new/lightly used condition. My S7 bit the dirt a while ago and I replaced it for the V60 - one of the last sub $1000 flagship models. I picked my expensive rare-earth chocolate bar because I wanted the performance headroom to let me keep it for a good long while. The 5G compatibility also helped that choice.
Honestly LG makes darn good phones for the money. I've rarely ever had any issues with mine since I got it and fully expect it to get me to 2025 or beyond. People who replace their $1000+ pocket PCs for a more fashionable one each year are nuts.
$1000 phones are dumb. I'd rather buy something cheaper.
 
GDPR could also fist them royally. It is no longer allowed for a doctor or almost everyone in the public sector to receive an e-mail from a pleb, it needs to go through a plethora of hastily constructed web portals bespoke messaging systems and it can eat my ass.
I recently took a continuing education webinar on data security and the presenter pretty much discouraged any sort of e-mail communication because of unreliability or snooping issues. Even wishing someone happy birthday by email was deemed unacceptable by the guy. The only drawback is that the "client portals" being recommended might not always be cost effective for small businesses -- especially as they deal with lower revenues during the COVID restrictions -- or businesses whose clients are boomers that aren't very tech savvy.

If a search engine can't find results, it should just say so, instead of trying to pass off "related" crap as results. That's how it used to be.
Related to this are the ISPs who bring up a list of related/possible links instead of an Error 404 page when you mistype a domain name.

No one needs a $1000+ smartphone.
Agreed. When I changed carriers this past fall, I decided to replace my 8-year old phone with a newer version that came as close as possible to the same specs. I found one for $150 -- much better than the $600+ that my previous carrier would have charged me for the same thing.
 
Agreed. When I changed carriers this past fall, I decided to replace my 8-year old phone with a newer version that came as close as possible to the same specs. I found one for $150 -- much better than the $600+ that my previous carrier would have charged me for the same thing.
There's a great site for buying used electronics called swappa, it's basically Ebay but for electronics only. They have great categorization of condition. $240 for an s9 in good condition, a phone that was sold for $700 a little over two years ago. I've never actually had to return anything so can't say whether it's good for that. There's really no reason to buy new flagship electronics, you can get a version thats a few years old that has the exact same features just not as cutting edge.
 

I have these ones, they were cheaper on aliexpress though. There are different kinds with fancier features and lightning but these seemed the most stable to me. Had them for about 8 months, (one plugged into my lamp's charging port, one into the computer for quickly hooking up of a device) not disappointed so far.
They're also great for things like VR headsets where it is preferable that the connector breaks away non-destructively instead of bending or tugging at the port.
 
My landline phone was likely ~$20 new lol.

Most advanced feature is "memory dial".
I like smartphones because I can carry them around, use apps like GPS, and browse the internet. I would still spend no more than $300 if I wanted something remotely powerful.
There's a great site for buying used electronics called swappa, it's basically Ebay but for electronics only. They have great categorization of condition. $240 for an s9 in good condition
That sounds fucking awesome! I should try that.
 
$1000 phones are dumb. I'd rather buy something cheaper.
I'd buy a $1000 phone if it had the following:

Flagship specs
removable battery with third party repalcements available
easy-to-repair screen/jacks/ece
Community supported updates for at least 5+ years
Google-free android experience
Ideally open source solutions and drivers for all devices and software

I like smartphones because I can carry them around, use apps like GPS, and browse the internet. I would still spend no more than $300 if I wanted something remotely powerful.

That sounds fucking awesome! I should try that.
I've bought every smartphone I've ever owned from swappa. That place has saved me quite a bundle over the years.
 
I recently took a continuing education webinar on data security and the presenter pretty much discouraged any sort of e-mail communication because of unreliability or snooping issues. Even wishing someone happy birthday by email was deemed unacceptable by the guy. The only drawback is that the "client portals" being recommended might not always be cost effective for small businesses -- especially as they deal with lower revenues during the COVID restrictions -- or businesses whose clients are boomers that aren't very tech savvy.
Well that is a great way to piss people off. That is what most people want/need yet another fucking log in for some unimportant BS they need to keep tract of, tech savvy or not.
I once got an email saying my doctor left a message for me on the patient portal, I was expecting a message from him on something important, only he didn't it was a fucking ad for the hospital system I was pissed.
 
Honestly LG makes darn good phones for the money. I've rarely ever had any issues with mine since I got it and fully expect it to get me to 2025 or beyond.

Ahh, I see you too are a man of culture. I had a Samsung Galaxy Note 4 Edge in 2014, and kept it until it literally expired in 2019 (it refused to charge any battery). The Note 4 Edge was I believe the very last Sammy to have an actual removable battery. Replaced it with an LG V40 (blue) which I still have - I got it on a special offer as it was an end of line clearance. It also had three cameras before the iPhone did. I do like to have a big phone because I have big clumsy trotters.

I fully expect though that by 2024 it'll be on the way out though. And that brings me on to a trend in modern tech that really fucking gets right up my nose. Devices, and indeed society in general, is so throwaway. Now I'm no Greta Thunberg fan but it just feels wasteful to chuck a slab of glass and rare earth metals every year even when it's still functional and even if it has terminally died given the scarcity and Chinese monopoly on such minerals and that you need to crush literally hundreds of tons of rock to get 1 kg of some of those metals, surely it can all be broken down and recycled at the very least. Also, the energy used (read: in practice, oil) to extract those minerals and form them into a hipster executive toy.

Yesterday I picked up from a local seller a classic boombox. It's a Sharp VZ-2000 if you must know. The bloke found it in a house clearance from some old chap who had died and who was a dance instructor. He bought it back in 1983 to teach his tango classes because it was portable, loud enough to fill a large gymnasium and still remain audible and good quality, and could play both vinyl and tapes. Also the linear tracking / auto music search meant that he could cue up a song without having to wind back and forth to get to it.

It is 38 years old. That's older than me. Yet despite this, it is still pretty much 90% functional. Okay, the medium wave radio on it doesn't work but there's nothing on medium wave here in bongland anyhow. The vinyl turntable I think needs new belts but the tape deck just needed some isopropyl alcohol rubbed on the heads and the capstan and pinch roller and it was as clear and loud as you like. It sounds bigger, richer, and "fuller" than the speakers linked up to my PC or any of my modern audio gear, and that's from frickin' cassette tapes and shit tier Type 1 cassette tapes with no Dolby at that. It can run off the mains or from 10 D-cell batteries and I've not tried running down the batteries to see what total play-time one gets from it, but I bet it's considerable. It also has a really thick plastic case (at least 3mm all around) and a steel frame. It has probably survived being bashed around gyms, dance halls, town squares, and milongas for 10-15 years and then 20+ years in an attic somewhere. And other than the aforementioned issues with the belts and dirt and possibly rust on some of the switchgear (it crackles a bit when switching between radio, tape, and vinyl modes), it is still in excellent nick.

I also own a bluetooth speaker that I used to play music from my phone onto. Do you think that in 2060, that bluetooth speaker will still be functional?

Will it fuck.

The best bit? That wasn't even Sharp's flagship model when it came out. That was the GF-777 which is even louder and even more indestructible.

Old tech was built to last, and to be easily repairable. Modern tech is planned obsolescent trash that is built to CONSOOME PRODUCT, THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT. Your £1,000 iPhone 12 or whichever one they're up to is the landfill fodder of 2025. My £375 ghetto blaster (that was its price on release - about £1,200 today) is still happily annoying the neighbours nearly 40 years later.
 
I feel that way too.
What I may do if I had to use smartphone for phone would be leaving it at home as if a landline. I'm so used to making calls with things that are tethered to walls.

It's also odd to me how if someone doesn't answer, I'm like "oh they must not be home" - while others now may panic and be all "why aren't they answering?!"...
 
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Old tech was built to last, and to be easily repairable. Modern tech is planned obsolescent trash that is built to CONSOOME PRODUCT, THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT.
That's not quite fair. Smartphones have to pack a lot of tech into a tiny space - it's impossible to make it as easily repairable as a boombox (manufacturers do a lot of things to make repairing harder than it needs to be though).

Consumers want those ridiculously thin flat slabs of glass and metal instead of buying a rugged phone in the first place.
These have always been available and aren't expensive.
But the retarded consoomer just cries about the bevel and the thickness even though they're often thinner than your "sexy" new iPhone in its much-needed protective case.
 
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