Technology That Will Vanish in The Next Five Years - Except for the things on this list that still have a use

I love wired headphones.

I still have a flip phone too. Why? It's small and easy to fit in my pocket, very hard to break and I do not need a smart phone when I have a tablet and a laptop. I don't use internet when I am out save to check the weather. I'm really good at texting with real buttons. I love me some real buttons.
 
If I still had TV service and wanted to record stuff from it, I'd probably use VHS - even on an LCD the quality doesn't look too bad to me. I never got the hang of DVRs, and I'm guessing with this soy technophile "physical media is obsolete it's all about streaming from the cloud bro" mentality, DVRs aren't a thing now.

Also finding blank tapes may be a challenge...

(The last VHS I recently watched was The Mind's Eye, a collection of "artsy" CG animation from 1990. That or home movies of cats.)
 
I don't use internet when I am out save to check the weather.
Another way I haven't kept up with the times: when I go out, I'm completely disconnected from the 'net unless I use a store demo or something - I don't carry internet-connected devices 24-7.

Is this what you're talking about?
I didn't even have to watch to know that was it - I instantly recognized "Chromosaurs". Also all the graphics in that collection - at least aside from the raytraced "Quest" segment - could be done in realtime on vidya consoles today. Some even by consoles like the N64, which was just 5-6 years after that.
 
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I suspect that within five years, mechanical hard drives will become obsolete and manufacturers will drop the SATA interface from their products.
Possibly consumer side. I can't see them being done away with altogether unless the price comes down to where standard 3.5" hard drive are per tb. We're not going to pay $3-4k to set up a raid on our backup server when we can do it for like $500 with standard hard drives. Maybe they will come down substantially in price though who knows?
 
I sincerely doubt people will flock to VHS like they've done to vinyl and laserdisc in certain retro communities. Maybe in small nostalgic groups, but nowhere near the mass resurgence, back on store shelves, records have had. As others have mentioned, VHS on a modern 4k screen looks absolutely atrocious. DVD's are at least passable due to being digital and modern processors being so good at upscaling. (And even then, only so much can be done and some early DVD's still look like complete shit.) Edit: And for those curious, 1080p Bluray upscales very easily to 4k and looks fine if not still great.

The magnetic tape in VHS degrades just from being within the earth's magnetic field. Plus the obvious wear and tear they accumulate from each playback. Some fan communities like horror and sci-fi still treasure them, but many are moving to digitize them asap before they quite literally fade away.

The only point in this list that is even remotely possible is LED lighbulbs. Those have effectively already replaced the market and only certain industrial use areas remain. (Which will eventually be phased out in 10-20 years due to general refits and maintenance.)

Also, while the new gen consoles could very well be the last generation to use optical discs, no way in hell is the Stadia model taking off. Still WAY too much lag and fundamental limitations in data transfer with the sheer physics of it.
 
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1. Bluetooth can't compete with wired headphones on fidelity and responsiveness. This isn't a matter of "improvement" it's a matter of physics. While the days of the wired headphone may be numbered on flagship smartphones most audio enthusiasts and other bluetooth Luddites like me prefer wired connections. Even if diminished there will be a market.

2. I do not want to have to yell "Toyota, please unlock driver door" at my car to unlock it. I like my IR blaster keyfob thank you very much.

3. Console making companies will adapt cloud gaming to them, not be supplanted by it. You're already seeing it with X Cloud and Sony's cloud gaming thing. Those will do better than the failure that is Stadia. Again like point 1, cloud gaming is unable to compete with hardware that is physically closer to you in terms of responsiveness. There will always be lag in game streaming.

4. Like wired headphones there will always be a market, though perhaps not a mass market. Cell phone cameras are good enough for most people. As longs as professionals and enthusiasts exist digital cameras will never die off. Hell, film cameras are still a thing.

5. As cool as my phone's in-screen fingerprint reader is I don't want that tech on my front door. Mechanical locks are cheap and lockpicking is more able to be guarded against than hacking.

6. Ovens, heat lamps, and lava lamps exist and are common. LEDs are superior for home lighting but physically can't survive or output high heat in the way that incandescent can.

7. Useful for emergency services contact in rural areas, not going anywhere. My phone is 5G capable but I only bought the thing because my old phone bit the dirt after 5 years of daily (ab)use. Buying a phone because faster and better is the wheelhouse of tech nerds and/or consoomers, not the average Joe.

8. Lol no. Security is far inferior over air than with direct physical data transfer. Thumb drives are also cheap, ubiquitous, and convenient with large capacities.

9. Optical media can be owned, digital is a glorified lease. I prefer physical media when possible. This man has clearly never made a mixtape for his car before, CDs are still useful even if only for niche applications.

10. Absolutely agree. Cable is dying because of low viewership caused by poor value for the programming offered. Why spend $100/mo on 1500 channels when there isn't anything worth watching on television? Why pay for 100 rerun channels and menu access to pay for access to pay per view content or HBO? Why pay to sit through ads on a service that once justified its subscription fees by not having ads?
The plans for internet access are certainly cheaper and love them or hate them, streaming services offer all of the benefit of cable with almost none of its problems.
 
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3. Console making companies will adapt cloud gaming to them, not be supplanted by it. You're already seeing it with X Cloud and Sony's cloud gaming thing. Those will do better than the failure that is Stadia. Again like point 1, cloud gaming is unable to compete with hardware that is physically closer to you in terms of responsiveness. There will always be lag in game streaming.
I think this lag will be "resolved" with rollback plus some weird ai to optimize to your style.
 
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