He is great when debating gun grabbers. This reminds me, should we try to get Chris on Piers Morgan tonight to do a segment on trolling?[/quote]
Didn't Alex Jones already do that?
I think of Jones as a more aggressive Chris, and instead of the Green County Conspiracy it's the New World Order.[/quote]
Imagine CwC attempting to debate Piers on the "veracity" of "trolls"
Piers: Now Chris,
CwC: They're trolling stupid!
That got dang Clyde Cash was
stalking me, so I had to
shit the bed![/quote]
That faggot Piers would side with CWC, just so he can trumpet a "SOSHUL JUSTASS" case. He is the main reason I stopped taking liberals seriously if they told me they watched CNN. Piers would have his entire show go like this:
Piers morgan: Tonight, on my show, we have a tragic story about a mentally challenged man who has faced RELENTLESS bullying online. This raises the debate: Should the internet be censored to cur teens killing themselves and meanie words?
Piers: So, Chris-
CWC: CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER
Piers: Yes, now Christian, Can you tell us about what relentless bullying you have faced at the hands of so called "Internet trolls" who are a front for right wing, gay bashing, black hating, extremist, christian, white, republican, CIS SCUM, hate groups?
CWC: Well, (Insert entire embellished life story here)
31 years later:
CWC: And that's how trolls ruined everything, killed my love quest, and made me expose my MANBOOBS! (Seductive nipple rubbing. Piers's 78 year old wrinkly boner thrusts through his pants, as the nipples beckon.)
Piers: Well, that certainly is a heart-WRENCHING story. You know, when I was a boy, I was taunted with endless calls of U W0T m8. This is why we need internet moderators.
Chris goes on to use this experience to prove that he is moar famous than anyone could have known, and how the FBI should exterminate the niggos, trolls, and homos as his command.