Orbiter Ted Talks / @RPGonX / RedPillGangTV / RPGTV / Theodore "Teddy" Matthew Feaser - Balding Lolicon viewer, cunnyposter apologist, age of consent deep thinker, collector of little girl Disney toys.

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@Null Teddy Feaser desperately wants your attention.
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Blue Gunty said:
@Null Teddy Feaser desperately wants your attention.
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So who is this regular poster?
Yeah it's unhinged, his mum is by all metrics a pretty upstanding citizen who serves her community.
So what is the solution, Theodore? Should I tell them to stop? You might want to look up a certain hillside gaudy mcmansion.
(Or you know, just ignore it?)
 
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AltisticRight said:
So who is this regular poster?
Yeah it's unhinged, his mum is by all metrics a pretty upstanding citizen who serves her community.
So what is the solution, Theodore? Should I tell them to stop? You might want to look up a certain hillside gaudy mcmansion.
(Or you know, just ignore it?)
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That guy isn't even a "regular" KF poster. He's seasonal, at most. And it looks like he posted that St. Patty's Day card on Twitter, not Kiwi Farms. So why is Ted trying to get Null involved? He should be @ing Elon instead (I'm sure he tried that).

But yeah, I guess it was kind of an unhinged post. Got a little carried away with St. Patty's Day festivities. I meant no harm, Ted. Trust me, nobody loves Camille as much as I do.
 
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Here are some clips from Ted's most recent stream on 3-23-2025. It was a behemoth stream, took me a few days to listen to. Since I'm the last person on Earth to give a shit about Teddy Feaser, it's my duty to clip his stream for archival purposes.

The first selection of clips are examples of Teddy Feasing. Ted is still talking about drama that went down in early 2023. He is still very, very angry about it, as if it just happened. He still wants revenge. He doesn't get over it. He never moves on. The Feasing is eternal.
  • Ted admits he is still VERY, VERY mad that people poke at him
  • It's Josh's fault, it's Kiwi Farms's fault


  • Ted thinks doxxing is tantamount to attempted homicide


  • If you go after someone's family, "anything is justified"
  • Ted wants to KILL ME


  • Ted doxxes Suverok ("Thomas Herr") again
  • Ted doxxes Suverok's wife ("Danielle") again
  • Ted pulls up a new picture of Suverok's wife and roasts her
  • Ted admits he doesn't think Suverok's wife is involved with his online activities
  • Ted attempts to raise money to doxx the KF user who started this thread


  • Ted thinks signal boosting doxx is fucked up, except when he does it
  • Ted thinks bringing up family is fucked up, except when he does it
  • Ted's "moral code": if you attack him, then he is "going to kill you, ...metaphorically speaking"


  • Ted never had any beef with James Metokur
  • Ted is "not of the Sektur," because he's "like fucking Bambi," a feeble little deer who lost his innocence
  • (Once again, Ted relates to the world through Disney tropes LOL)
  • Ted thinks Jim Metokur is a talented streamer, like "edgy Reddit"


  • Ted doesn't lie all the time, only sometimes
  • Ted is not embarrassed that people make fun of his Ebay account


Ted: according to your own rules, you're attempting to kill people by doxxing them and attacking their family members, and "anything is justified" if they want to get revenge on you. What should Thomas Herr do to you? So far as I know, he never went after you or your family. You just attacked him (and his wife) because he was friendly with people you hate. If your moral code invites people to get revenge on you endlessly, maybe it's time to reevaluate your moral code.

The next selection of clips are basically Teddy recounting his own lore. Obviously he has a different perspective from everyone else who watched it unfold, but it's good to hear Ted's side of the story nonetheless.
  • Ted dumps on why people make fun of his hat
  • Ted explains why people say he's bald


  • Ted wore his red hat because he wanted to be like Ash Ketchum
  • Ted likes Pokemon, but wishes the games were more fun, not made for toddlers


  • Ted explains the meme about him playing with children's toys
  • Ted gives lore on how he became a merchandise flipper on Ebay


  • Ted explain the meme about him singing "Best Day Ever" of Spongebob fame
  • Ted recounts the time he watched lolicon ("pedophile shit") on stream
  • Ted didn't know it was lolicon, he was nervously and uncomfortably laughing at it


  • Ted is doesn't care about the Jewish Question::



This last selection of clips pertains to Teddy's plans going forward. In short, Ted might start regular streaming again if people are supportive, but doesn't want the blowback that comes with being a doxxed facefag who talks a bunch of shit. Ted wants to buy a Tesla cybertruck. Ted wants to meet a bitch and start a family.
  • Ted has lots of big things going on in his life
  • Ted probably won't do regular stream because he's not making enough money with it
  • It's not "Feasible." Zing!


  • Ted has no regrets about anything in his life, ever
  • Ted wants to find a "bitch" and start a family
  • Things Ted wants in a bitch: honesty, hot but not too hot (7/10), sense of humor


Ted, I wish you luck finding a bitch to marry. I suggest you put some work into yourself before you embark on that road. You've got a long way to go.
 

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Here are some clips from Ted's most recent stream on 3-23-2025. It was a behemoth stream, took me a few days to listen to. I'll come back and edit this post to summarize the clips shortly, put them in better order.
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What Null has to do with anything that isn't happening on his site?
Just because someone is using the forum doesn't mean that everything that person do outside of this site is still Null's responsibility.
THAT'S OUTRIGHT RETARDED THING TO CLAIM!
Ted you use the site quite frequently, we know this. because you shared other people's address, pictures and infos from here on your X profile.
Man up and come here yourself, or sperg out and call the police and let's see what code number they will give you.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
What Null has to do with anything that isn't happening on his site?
Just because someone is using the forum doesn't mean that everything that person do outside of this site is still Null's responsibility.
THAT'S OUTRIGHT RETARDED THING TO CLAIM!
Ted you use the site quite frequently, we know this. because you shared other people's address, pictures and infos from here on your X profile.
Man up and come here yourself, or sperg out and call the police and let's see what code number they will give you.
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Ted is retarded. Ted is a little bitch. Ted will never be Eskimo brothers with Kanye, Milo and Ali. These are as close to universal constants as anything can be.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
What Null has to do with anything that isn't happening on his site?
Just because someone is using the forum doesn't mean that everything that person do outside of this site is still Null's responsibility.
THAT'S OUTRIGHT RETARDED THING TO CLAIM!
Ted you use the site quite frequently, we know this. because you shared other people's address, pictures and infos from here on your X profile.
Man up and come here yourself, or sperg out and call the police and let's see what code number they will give you.
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It's strange because Null has actually been very fair to Ted. I think Ted just sees KF as part of this composite entity of detractors / alogs / haters ("Bad Faith Cocksuckers," as he now calls them). They're all kind of lumped in together for no real reason.
 
The problem with teddy feaser is that right now, ralph is starting to notice that as soon as he hitched his wagon to the fease train, his entire show died. Teddy has been using ralph to do his doxxing,s swattings and more, and now that he sees ethan trying to branch off... he is getting nervous.
ITs only a matter of time before ethan figures out that he was being used, and turns on Feaser. Specially if teddy keeps streaming and stealing his potential donos
 
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The problem with teddy feaser is that right now, ralph is starting to notice that as soon as he hitched his wagon to the fease train, his entire show died. Teddy has been using ralph to do his doxxing,s swattings and more, and now that he sees ethan trying to branch off... he is getting nervous.
ITs only a matter of time before ethan figures out that he was being used, and turns on Feaser. Specially if teddy keeps streaming and stealing his potential donos
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Ralph needs friends. He needs other people he considers equals to acknowledge and engage with him. He’s never seen Persip or the rest of the writers room as more than tools for his spite and show but people like Phil engaging with him makes him more confident and less interested in other people’s stupid shit.

I think you’re certainly right about Teddy getting worried about Ralph kicking him, my only hope is that it’s very public and humiliating for Feaser.
 
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