Orbiter Ted Talks / @RPGonX / RedPillGangTV / RPGTV / Theodore "Teddy" Matthew Feaser - Balding Lolicon viewer, cunnyposter apologist, age of consent deep thinker, collector of little girl Disney toys.

I've been going through a lot of RPG's old videos and I wrote down a few quotes that I thought were funny.
These are literally verbatim and no, I will not give context.

-"Is that your- is that your cope? Is that the coping mechanism, is that what we're seeing right now? Your coping?"
-"You're not laughing right now, you're actually seething right now because you're getting fucking destroyed"
-"And I-I-I I'm shitting in your mouth right now. Y-you're slurping- you're slurping my shit right now and you're gargling it and you're loving every second of it"
-"You're mad because I won. You're mad because I won."
-"And that's exactly how I designed it. Exactly how I designed it, and now you are in the palm of my hands exactly how I designed it. Exactly."
-"Can you believe that shit? Can you believe that shit? Do you think that MAYBE he was a little uh, maybe a little salty that the (((white))) student was wiping the floor in his African American history class? That's what I think happened."
-"But when you say 'acting white,' you're basically describing somebody who is acting civillly. A-and this also applies to white people because you have... good whites, and then you have... white.. n-words. You know like, your white trash of the world"
-"No fuck you fuck you fuck you, I'm not answering, no matter what you say not answering. Go ahead finish your question I'm not answering. Fuck you."

Bonus: clip of Ralph describing RPG as a used car salesman:
 
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Does he really deserve his own thread?

His branding is pretty good and he's not nearly as cringeworthy as the groypers. I don't think this guy gives off lolcow vibes, but I hate that his content is nothing more than Catboy First coverage. If he went off and began doing his own news coverage, he'd be bigger. But it's hard to blame him for covering CF and cozy after 2022.

RPG if you read this, move on from constantly covering Catboy First. It's really fucking tiresome.
Most of his content doesn't have a lot of substance, which is why I barely see his livestreams anymore and why I stopped donating to him. Also, the scheduling is terrible since I have a job where scheduling isn't consistent and have to focus without getting into trouble.

It would be much better if he did more coverage (outside of America First and drama in general) like most dissidents cover geo-politics, history, or something more serious than what he's doing.
 
It would be much better if he did more coverage (outside of America First and drama in general) like most dissidents cover geo-politics, history, or something more serious than what he's doing.
Impossible. Both RPG and Jaden are less interesting, less charismatic and even more 1 dimensional versions of Nick Fuentes. They're bottom feeders. They're not interesting enough to build bigger audiences and they can only survive on drama.
 
Does he really deserve his own thread?
Yes dude, he is a fucking retard worthy of mockery.
He is a traditional conservative 33yo man with no children, no girlfriend, no job, who claims to be from Florida even though he lived in New York until 2019.
He is also rich kid who came from a rich family, which is why he can afford being a neet and larping as an eceleb while he tells everyone to quit their jobs out of principal.
He was desperately trying to tsundre his way into AF, but Spicolas and Beardsoy ignored one of his super chats, so he has been sperging out at them ever since.
Ask yourself "who is too much of a retard even for AF?" and here you have your answer.
I had been doing a lot of research because I was planning to make my own OP, but this thread beat me to the punch.
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RPG exposed for thinking the M&M colors are different flavors… how embarrassing….


RPG is pleased that Will Sommer from the Daily Beast and other “extremism reporters” follow him on twitter:


People who are not allow to follow him on twitter:
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sweet, innocent kiwi farmers who dindu nuffin
 
Yes dude, he is a fucking retard worthy of mockery.
He is a traditional conservative 33yo man with no children, no girlfriend, no job, who claims to be from Florida even though he lived in New York until 2019.
He is also rich kid who came from a rich family, which is why he can afford being a neet and larping as an eceleb while he tells everyone to quit their jobs out of principal.
He was desperately trying to tsundre his way into AF, but Spicolas and Beardsoy ignored one of his super chats, so he has been sperging out at them ever since.
Ask yourself "who is too much of a retard even for AF?" and here you have your answer.
I had been doing a lot of research because I was planning to make my own OP, but this thread beat me to the punch.
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Was actually curious how he was able to sustain his lifestyle after quitting his Lockheed Martin job two years ago for calling George Floyd a junkie. Never knew his family had cash or he came from a rich background lmao

At least Culture War Criminal wisely decided to stop engaging in the drama months ago and has kept to IRL activism. I remembered when RPG had drama with Culture War Criminal 3-4 months ago over that
 
RPG exposed for thinking the M&M colors are different flavors… how embarrassing….
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RPG is pleased that Will Sommer from the Daily Beast and other “extremism reporters” follow him on twitter:
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People who are not allow to follow him on twitter:
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sweet, innocent kiwi farmers who dindu nuffin
Imagine being a 33yo man and you don't even know what M&Ms are.
They must not have had them up in Jew York where he's from.
 
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Imagine being a 32-33 year old grown ass man with no girlfriend, no children, no job, and then you make a TikTok account.

So what does he do all day? Besides this, of course.

Imagine being a 33yo man and you don't even know what M&Ms are.
They must not have had them up in Jew York where he's from.
They do, he clearly just doesn’t get out much lol. Like REALLY doesn’t get out much. My god.
 
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So what does he do all day? Besides this, of course.
He probably just seethes at politics all day; it doesn't seem like he has any other hobbies whatsoever.
He constantly shits all over video games and calls them a "waste of time" even though his literal name is "RedPillGaming," so he doesn't even do that.
I wouldn't be surprised if he spent all day on social media like a teenage girl.
 
from my research on RPG I did not think his family was wealthy, seemed like they were an almost stereotypical New York working class family. also with his accent I don't think he could hide being from New York if he tried lol

Jaden teases RPG about the M&Ms


Grin and bear it RPG...
 
He probably just seethes at politics all day; it doesn't seem like he has any other hobbies whatsoever.
He constantly shits all over video games and calls them a "waste of time" even though his literal name is "RedPillGaming," so he doesn't even do that.
I wouldn't be surprised if he spent all day on social media like a teenage girl.
He says video games are a waste of time but he does gaming streams quite often here and there. His former named is “RedPillGaming” but he replaced it with “RedPillGang” which is funny because he shits on wigger and black culture but decided to replace “Gaming” with “Gang” and gangs are associated with urban ghetto black and Hispanic culture.

A more suitable replacement name should’ve been RedPillGuido. Sounds more badass especially since RPG has Italian heritage.
 
from my research on RPG I did not think his family was wealthy, seemed like they were an almost stereotypical New York working class family. also with his accent I don't think he could hide being from New York if he tried lol
From my research, he seems to be the third "Theodore Feaser" of his line. I found his grandfather's obituary and it turns out he was "director of mechanical operations for the city of New York" for awhile.
His grandfather also led an operation that moved the wreckage from 9/11 to a garbage dump called "Fresh Kills," which he was supervisor of.
We know that RPG worked at Lockheed Martin (#1 US federal contractor for over a decade) as a "coding consultant supervisor" or whatever bullshit, so his whole family could have deep ties to the fed.
It wouldn't surprise me RPG's father (Theodore Feaser the second?) works at Lockheed Martin or some other job under the US government.
These links are saved to the wayback machine in case they go down.

 
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From my research, he seems to be the third "Theodore Feaser" of his line. I found his grandfather's obituary and it turns out he was "director of mechanical operations for the city of New York" for awhile.
His grandfather also led an operation that moved the wreckage from 9/11 to a garbage dump called "Fresh Kills," which he was supervisor of.
We know that RPG worked at Lockheed Martin (#1 US federal contractor for over a decade) as a "coding consultant supervisor" or whatever bullshit, so his whole family could have deep ties to the fed.
It wouldn't surprise me RPG's father (Theodore Feaser the second?) works at Lockheed Martin or some other job under the federal government.
These links are saved to the wayback machine in case they go down.

I found another funny coincidence in terms of the Feaser name

Feaser appears to he an Americanized version of the German surname “Fieser” and based on what I googled here, here’s what Fieser means:
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Prissy little bitch, ain't he?
He blocks people who comment on his Kiwi thread. I used to support him but seeing him block people because they mildly critique him is rather pathetic. For example I was banned from his chat cos I posted on this thread. Lmao. There’s also other former supporters of his on this thread who point out the same thing. He tosses stones whilst living in a glass house
 
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