Tekken 8

[DenseDeerFather]

If anything, the models look nice. It's not Street Fighter 6 at least.

Spoiler: More autism

Long shit again.

Chloe was just a giant fuck you from Harada now matter how you look at it. I get your point with the Tag endings, but Tag isn't supposed to be a part of the storyline.

Aha, fair enough. I was thinking more of the characters' images. I remember some people thinking Eddie's silly ending ruined his character which, I mean, I'm pretty sure it takes more than that.

I will say though that silly endings exist outside Tag 2 but I get your point.

The story has been full fucktard since Harada took over, made it about the Mishimas and Kazamas with his and Mike's self-insertions (I think Lars is Mike's Gary Stu)

It's funny because Lars is still on the sidelines despite being the "hero" now when Jin started WW3 to fight the worst fucking boss in Tekken history since Shin Akuma, then spent Tekken 7 taking a big long nap. But I don't think he's done anything of significance. And that includes the time he was in Naruto Ninja Storm with his fucking banana hair.

And now we gotta deal with the custody battle since Jun is back from writing-yourself-into-a-corner land.

But SNK wasn't better with SamSho. You had a faggot from a Chinese gacha game and another faggot from that shitty Ubi game no one played after "1 season." SNK promised season 2's dlc would be players loved from the series (well, the Japanese because fuck the West), but then we got Warden, Baiken, and that gacha faggot. Baiken was a wasted slot. I hate guest characters because it's lazy af, they usually don't fit in, and they're just going to be copyright Hell in the near future (see DoA and TvC).

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure a good chunk of the DLC characters were also legacy characters from previous games.

Anything from the Kazama brothers, obscure Wan Fu, Hisame, Amakusa which made me very happy to waifu shit like Cham Cham, Rimururu and Iroha.

I will give you that Warden is blergh and gacha moon rabbit thot is literally who.

Harada and Mike Murray are not immune to criticism

Oh I don't disagree with you there. Also I'll bite; do tell me the story of how you triggered Mike Murray.

Agreed. Like I more or less said, every character after 4 sucked. Asuka was supposed to be connected to Jun, but then we got into the lesbian shit with Lili. Lili and her fans are cancer.

I feel bad for being a Lili main. She's fun to use but as a character, she's basically French Paris Hilton. I'm cursed with that; I fucking hate Ayane and Marie Rose from DOA but I main those two.

Also they never did anything with the Asuka/Feng shit either.

That's the thing, the anime aesthetic is so weird and uncanny within every game since then. Just like a typical jaded obsessed manchild weeb, the devs are really obsessed with that Jap design that it's creepy

If it helps, they shifted focus to more schoolgirl shit with Ling, Alisa, and Miharu in Tag 2 and Blood Vengence. I say it even began with 6.

Also slight sperg here; why do the writers hate Xiaoyu so much? They turned her into a senpai-obsessed fan girl who has nothing going on in her life except literally Jin and fixing his family drama.

All her development is literally just "I GOTTA FIND JIN. I GOTTA FIX JIN. JIN, PLEASE FUCK ME" or some shit. What the hell?

I liked her best when she was just a little girl who wanted to own a theme park. Can we go back to making her more independent?

 

[TVB]

If anything, the models look nice. It's not Street Fighter 6 at least.

SF6 designs would've been better if they aren't so unintentionally grotesque looking

 

[DocAwe]

SF6 designs would've been better if they aren't so unintentionally grotesque looking

It would be awesome if it wasn't terrible!

 

[TVB]

It would be awesome if it wasn't terrible!

Its other designs in its shop menu that Capcom implemented also had that awkward mishmash of either Powerpuff Girls, Billy & Mandy, Danny Phantom, Fairly Oddparents or Kim Possible

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

what the fuck is this xbox live avatar horseshit. this is the gayest fucking shit i've ever seen, who wanted this?

 

[Level99Manchild]

It would be awesome if it wasn't terrible!

I don't know what the fuck is going on with Blackrock Fighter 6, but all I know is more people are irritated with the insane monetization and disc-locked content prices (yea, I'm not paying $100 for costumes for assholes I'm never going to main). What's even sadder is Justin Wong, Max and the rest of the FGC will be supporting all the bullshit just so they can keep getting their esports, sponsorships, and weed. DSP will still support this shit as long as he relives his Evo days on scrubs online. I'm also hearing Woke Kombat 1 is another shit show, and if WBD goes down like financial advisors are saying I hope NRS shuts down because Boon kinda deserve it (not sorry).

Also I'll bite; do tell me the story of how you triggered Mike Murray.

Mike tried to shill Tekken 7 on Twitter because they were taking it to events no really went to, but no one was biting (because the West doesn't give a shit about Tekken). This made him really angry. When I had a SRK account all I did was go on SRK, and said how more people cared about SF5 than Tekken because SF5 was more accessible, and if you didn't live in New York, SoCal, or Japan you had no access to T7 (I got banned for exposing the console version on the forums). A day or two later, SRK has an article about Mike ranting about the responses he got, and he referenced my post. Their T7 exhibits also sucked from what I saw. Mike is a little bitch. My favorite Mike moment is still him trying to defend Chloe and a Japanese player who won with her just to get chewed out by people saying the Chloe player had more time to learn matches with her.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I don't know what the fuck is going on with Blackrock Fighter 6, but all I know is more people are irritated with the insane monetization and disc-locked content prices (yea, I'm not paying $100 for costumes for assholes I'm never going to main). What's even sadder is Justin Wong, Max and the rest of the FGC will be supporting all the bullshit just so they can keep getting their esports, sponsorships, and weed. DSP will still support this shit as long as he relives his Evo days on scrubs online. I'm also hearing Woke Kombat 1 is another shit show, and if WBD goes down like financial advisors are saying I hope NRS shuts down because Boon kinda deserve it (not sorry).


Mike tried to shill Tekken 7 on Twitter because they were taking it to events no really went to, but no one was biting (because the West doesn't give a shit about Tekken). This made him really angry. When I had a SRK account all I did was go on SRK, and said how more people cared about SF5 than Tekken because SF5 was more accessible, and if you didn't live in New York, SoCal, or Japan you had no access to T7 (I got banned for exposing the console version on the forums). A day or two later, SRK has an article about Mike ranting about the responses he got, and he referenced my post. Their T7 exhibits also sucked from what I saw. Mike is a little bitch. My favorite Mike moment is still him trying to defend Chloe and a Japanese player who won with her just to get chewed out by people saying the Chloe player had more time to learn matches with her.

And let’s not forget their horrific fuckups involving pretty much every non-legacy dlc character releasing in an aggressively overpowered state, to the point when the EVO Japan right after Leroy came out being a shitshow where all but 1 or 2 of top were Leroy’s. Even the season 1 hell where it was nothing but Jack, Drag, and Kazumi wasn’t that ridiculous.

 

[Fougaro]

 

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Gee, i wonder what the Sandnigger will provide in the story. the least he can do is flying a plane through the meesheema zaibatsu and g-corp towers

 

[Fougaro]

(...) provide in the story.

That ship I'd argue sailed, hit the iceberg and sunk to the bottom of the ocean to Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" the moment Harada got in the driver's seat.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Alright folks, i played the demo and i don't know what i am supposed to feel.

Spoiler: review autism

The Story mode is just the same like the video (short and shit lol)

Arcade Quest is like the Street Fighter 6 Story Mode but with Avatars from Xbox Live

Super Ghostmode is basically a learning machine which learns to fights like you and stores downloaded ghosts and fight data up to 30 days inactivity (like wtf is the point of this)

CPU Battle Ultra Hard is laughably easy even for a noob like me

The demo roster is Paul, Jin, Kazuya, Nina while the AI uses every other character which is stupid as fuck

One out of 3 stages doesn't cause my PC to dip into 29 FPS

There's annoying as fuck upscaling settings like which one am i supposed to use?

The game doesn't run permanently on 60 frames because UE5 autism.

Fuck you Harada i hope you get testicular cancer.

 

[Level99Manchild]

Gee, i wonder what the Sandnigger will provide in the story. the least he can do is flying a plane through the meesheema zaibatsu and g-corp towers

That ship I'd argue sailed, hit the iceberg and sunk to the bottom of the ocean to Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" the moment Harada got in the driver's seat.

Shaheen has nothing interesting going for him, and he feels like bootleg Rashid. It's funny how both Bamco and Crapcom tried to appease sjws and leftists with Rashid and Shaheen only for both of them to suck ass. I wouldn't call SNK's take on Arabs awesome with the shitty character that came from the fan contest (I can't even bother to remember her name. She's that lame. We could have had Sinclair from AoF3). At least Shaheen wasn't forced down your throat like Rashid and Menat in and out of the meta (God, Duty Fighter V's story mode was bad). The Blackrock Fighter 6 version of Shaheed is a little better than SF5 Rashid design wise, but the guy is still a loser. It still blows my mind how Ono introduced Rashid on 9/11. God, I hate Ono, and I'm so glad that fucker is out of Crapcom.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I wouldn't say call SNK's take on Arabs was any better with the shitty character that came from the fan contest (I can't even bother to remember her name. She's that lame)

Najd is the name

At least Shaheen wasn't forced down your throat like Rashid and Menat in and out of the meta

Menat became extremely popular due to her being the coomerbait of SFV. As soon as she was announced, /v/ became just a bit more thirstier than usual for tan pussy (basically the new Shantae)

 

[Level99Manchild]

Najd is the name
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Menat became extremely popular due to her being the coomerbait of SFV. As soon as she was announced, /v/ became just a bit more thirstier than usual for tan pussy (basically the new Shantae)

Still a lame-ass I just can't care about (KoF 15 is really sleazy with the dlc). Menat was cancer that proved how hypocritical Crapcom was with censoring the game because she's the only other characer besides Chun-Li with the most revealing costumes. Crapcom actually gave Menat a rack for her Anakaris costume, yet they nerfed Juri's tits in the Lilith costume.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Menat became extremely popular due to her being the coomerbait of SFV. As soon as she was announced, /v/ became just a bit more thirstier than usual for tan pussy (basically the new Shantae)

Which is funny because I thought that was Laura's job with her ass cheeks hanging out and her tits.

They nerfed R. Mika's ass moves I think so people didn't want to coom to her out of spite, I guess?

Anyway, I like Menat. Not for coomer reasons but I find her silly personality adorable. I could do without the coom and I'm conflicted on her cat girl schtick considering cat girl shit is kinda cringe.

Lilith costume

I mean to be fair, Lilith herself is flat-chested so I think that's why. I don't mind it either since it'd look really weird otherwise.

Now, I don't know if Juri should have been the one to ape Lilith but I digress.

I am far more upset at the lack of anything Darkstalkers considering people have been screaming at Capcom to do something for years.

she's the only other characer besides Chun-Li with the most revealing costumes

I mean there's also Laura, Cammy, R. Mika, and Poison. I don't think it's a censorship issue.

But anyway, I don't intend to turn this into an argument about Cammy's snatch or something like in the Street Fighter thread.

 

[ShitLurker]

The game doesn't run permanently on 60 frames because UE5 autism.

Huge oof for a fighting game. Haven't really been following Tekken 8 but it's the last one I expected to have those technical issues.

 

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Huge oof for a fighting game. Haven't really been following Tekken 8 but it's the last one I expected to have those technical issues.

same. i highly doubt they will fix it within one month.

 

[Level99Manchild]

I won't be surprised if Tekken 8 has Denuvo if companies are still using that piece of shit, which makes the PC version run like ass (Watch the game run at 60 when people learn to crack it). When you get over the Tekken 8 hype, you realize there's a strong chance this game might suck. I'm already skeptical after seeing the cringy Story Mode from the Demo, and I know the Season Passes are going to be really bad. If this game sucks, the FGC will make sure to protect it like it protected Tekken 7.

Huge oof for a fighting game. Haven't really been following Tekken 8 but it's the last one I expected to have those technical issues.

Japanese developers don't give two shits about PC releases (See the FF7 Remake). I don't recall Tekken 7 running well on its initial release until Harada got flak during the first few months.

Which is funny because I thought that was Laura's job with her ass cheeks hanging out and her tits.

They nerfed R. Mika's ass moves I think so people didn't want to coom to her out of spite, I guess?

Anyway, I like Menat. Not for coomer reasons but I find her silly personality adorable. I could do without the coom and I'm conflicted on her cat girl schtick considering cat girl shit is kinda cringe.

I mean to be fair, Lilith herself is flat-chested so I think that's why. I don't mind it either since it'd look really weird otherwise.

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Now, I don't know if Juri should have been the one to ape Lilith but I digress.

I am far more upset at the lack of anything Darkstalkers considering people have been screaming at Capcom to do something for years.


I mean there's also Laura, Cammy, R. Mika, and Poison. I don't think it's a censorship issue.

But anyway, I don't intend to turn this into an argument about Cammy's snatch or something like in the Street Fighter thread.

I don't want to make it into a "Cammy's snatch" argument either, but Crapcom had a lot of hypocritical censorship in Duty Fighter V with Menat and the others (Chun Li and Menat had the most outfits in that game, but Menat had more revealing outfits, some were pretty awkward and unfitting for her). If anything, someone like Sakura should have had the Lilith outfit because of her model and moveset (Lilith wasn't that much different from Morrigan in Savior, and Morrigan was just a shoto with a few unique moves. Let's be real here).

I am far more upset at the lack of anything Darkstalkers considering people have been screaming at Capcom to do something for years.

This is the same company that treats Mega Man and Arthur like shit even though Arthur just had a mediocre game with one of the worst true endings in the series. Do you really want current year Darkstalkers? Even if Crapcom wasn't infested with ESG and DEI, no one over there is competent with animation and modeling.

 

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New gameplay footage on the PC with Panda and Shaheen: