Kronist is one of the greatest posters I have ever seen in my time on the internet, he simultaneously rides the line between troll and lolcow, savant and sperg, and more importantly he gets bitches. There is a whole sticker pack full of choice quotes of his that barely scratches the surface and a bot that AI generates random quotes based on his autistic tirades and messages. Maybe someday someone more autistic than me will make a cow thread that somehow catalogs the 50 different drama arcs he cycles through every week. For now, here's a really funny post fresh out of the oven.