Tell Me Who I Should Vote For

[A27 Cromwell]

I turned 18 this summer and this is my first presidential election. Who should I vote for and why? I like Trump memes, but I saw this Kamala Harris ad and thought it was pretty funny.

Also, any third party recommendations?

 

[break these cuffs]

Write in Austin Curtis Peterson. The only way to save our boy is to elect him so he can pardon himself inshallah.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'd suggest doing research on each candidate and the public perception of them. You would need to actually listen to them speak; the President/Vice President debates would be a good start.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Jeb! Bush

 

[mindlessobserver]

If you need to be told who to vote for you shouldn't be allowed to vote in the first place.

 

[Dan of Steel]

BossManjack.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Funny Valentine

 

[Pagan Min]

Sweet Meteor of Death '24!

 

[Red flaming panda]

Jeb! Bush

My man was robbed, I tell you, ROBBED!

 

[Fungus_Cat]

My advice to you is to flip a coin and see.

 

[Inco G. Nito]

write in "me " include the smiley face and see what happens.

 

[Laburnum]

Vote Randall Terry:

This is what he looks like now that he's turned gay.

 

[Rome vs Judea]

If you don't write in Adolf Hitler like a normal person you are gay.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Vote for a completely bald person with a beard, turn the public image around and vote for people without hair and only beards. Otherwise, you will never have it in your history books since women and niggers are taking over your country.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

The future is bright... Lambright

 

[Schwarzwald]

Presented without commentary.

 

[Checkerboard Hero]

Vote for Pedro.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

The most hilarious outcome would be Trump winning, as seen in 2016 when half the country had a complete fucking meltdown and has never come out of it. So vote for Trump.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Jesus Christ is officially the King of Poland so there's no reason he cannot also be the President of the United States and that sure would upset all of the worst people.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I'm ready for my free pony!